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I thought sex was boring until I let my little brother fuck me. My boyfriend is happy that I’m hornier now, but he’ll never know that it was my kid brother who kickstarted my sex drive.
I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
Found this today while I was helping my Mom clean out a closet. I did it as a kid. :) The Rabbit’s go way back. :) This is the Front. The back has a story that I wrote… -Alexander Guerra
got some Silver feels from out of nowhere oops who am I kidding how can something that’s always present and defines my very character come out of nowhere
bustysister: I thought sex was boring until I let my little brother fuck me. My boyfriend is happy that I’m hornier now, but he’ll never know that it was my kid brother who kickstarted my sex drive.
Welp, here it is! My first speed paint! Since Tumblr has video limits, here is the full length video of that threesome that’s been going around as promised after my 1000 followers!Full Video HereFinal Picture HereI’ve never done anything like this
ruusverd: I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact,
Dude… The fuck i just read….This is soooo weird.DC wasn’t kidding around about “experimenting” with DC Young Animal, but goddamn… I’m wating to read Mother Panic, because it would be my weird trinity with that series, Shade,
Oh my god…First of all, you’re always wrong in your approach and everything else.And secondly, you don’t have friends?You little piece of shit, what about Dick? Maya? the Batcow? oh my god… i hate this kid… i hate this little
sketchbook dump 4/4 coupon kids doodles!thats it sorry for the spam haha
Very..unpopular opinion here… but I want my furby back. The one my dad threw away coz he swore it was the devil’s toy. Idk i just thought they were fun and cute in an ugly way. Even when it randomly went off at night(ok yea that scared the
im-the-asshole-that: invisiblespork: Why yes, you are correct im-the-asshole-that. I really really hate boomers constantly shitting on my generation. At my job, I once had to take a training course called “Dealing with Difficult People.” And during
jemthecrystalgem: lesbian-wine-mom: Another thing that I hate is the idea that my identity isn’t “age appropriate” for children. Like, my mom described my girlfriend as “a friend of mine” to my 10 year old sister (who unbeknownst to my mom,
visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color
thefrenchguidoune: It’s in me, never thought I would get a Monster like that. You always believe that it can happen to others but not to you. I can’t even tell my family, not even my kids. I keep hearing these words in my head over and over again,
wontongod replied to your post:remember that emo kid phase we al went through… my parents never let me have facial piercings :/ when i went overseas to visit my grandparents that year my grandfather had finally thought america had turned me gay
humansofnewyork: “I’m proud to say that my kids’ friends invite me to their parties, because I never judge. I sat down my kids early and told them: ‘It’s OK to get stoned. Just don’t be a stoner. Because stoners are boring.’ And I told
kittenwiskers: ruusverd: I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted
wicked-ghoul: That non-binary feel when you’re trying to find gender neutral words to describe yourself. This was a lot funnier in my head tbh lol For my other Steven Universe comics, you can check out my #su comic tag ^^ Steven Universe © Rebecca
barackobamas:does anyone else ever have pregnant dreams because that shit is scary you wake up in a cold sweat like who’S TAKING CARE OF MY KID before you remember that there is no kid thank the lord
kittenwiskers: ruusverd: I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter
frankocean: When I fell asleep in all my clothes as a kid my mother would call it ‘ready to roll’. That couch tho
I just remembered something my (abusive) stepfather told me that my life isn’t around video game and they won’t be with me in the future. And I should learn to take care of my self and learn to be a man. Now he’s stuck with two kids
: 15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself
Tbh, personally, I don’t want my child to live with only one parent at a young age, honestly- never. I don’t want to be the type of mother that tells my partner that he has to watch the kid(s) this day, this day, or this day. Or flying my
humansofnewyork: “I was a school teacher for all my life, but I had to leave when I went blind. It was tough for me because I’d helped so many other people’s kids, and then when my own kids got to high school, I couldn’t see enough to help
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place. I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
princenowhere: PRINCENOWHERE’S BE A HOT TUMBLR KID GIVEAWAY That’s right, this is my present to you all. You know all that cool clothing you see on this site and think to yourself “Man I want that" or "Imagine how hot I would
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
saykiara: Penny is One Month today! Time is going too quickly. I’ve decided to just call myself “Grandma Kiara” given… All my friends have kids. I literally have a total of TEN kids that are my friends children and I love then all so damn much.
neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable: foxsfandom: the-more-u-know: Awesome Halloween costumes for kids. omg my kids will have the best costumes. it took me longer than it should have to realized that that dog didn’t really have three heads
videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie “That’s… quite impressive, really.” “Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.” Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
i’m super pumped because lindsey is gonna be here tomorrow and cj will be here on friday! AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON SATURDAY! LINDSEY LETS PLAY BY MY POOL! also, check that subtle cleavage. i did that shit on purpose.
So basically my morning walk, as I I got lit, the fire we smoked, now “Finn” watch some tv , (lol Adventure Time) and Naruto Shippuden (that’s the best anime for me right now) , and my dog is sleeping and looks funny. Aha.
fuckedsenselesstoo: my-naughty-lunchbox: ✧✦ I love my BFF Jeanne but she can be such a slut. I told her that my kid brother was kinda gifted in the cock department and next thing I knew she was fucking him. At least my brother proved to her that
mugica: lethal-cuddles: “I don’t vaccinate my kids because I don’t want them to catch autism” It’s okay, you can say that you’re an ableist moron, you don’t have to dance around it. “i’d rather have my kids get ill, die and put herd
popcornworld: In big letters: I’m proud of my muscles. Name: Bruno Mars. Nickname: / Weight: ? Length: 5’5” My best advice that I can give to someone who wants to become a singer: Don’t stop believing. My favorite song at the moment: That’s
bl-ossomed: When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that
gjume: i wont make the mistake of sheltering my kid but i will make sure my kid never has to see a clown in their childhood they are living a clown-free life until maybe like 16 when i start to get lazy and they spot one out like “dad how come that
I would still be mad. That’s not funny. You’re not storming toward my kid with your crotch in their face. You’re not storming toward my kid, period.
milfson: OOOOHHH YEAH! THAT’S IT, FUCK MY PUSSY HARDER, BASTARD! GIVE ME EVERY INCH OF THAT BIG BLACK DICK. CUM IN MY MARRIED, WHITE PUSSY! BREED ME IN FRONT OF MY KIDS!
the-porn-stories: That right there is the sinking realization that I won’t be able to do this with my colleague for a whole week when my kids are staying with me. My Archive Check out My Likes
Interviewer: You seem to be very lonely. Is that a feeling you’ve had?Eminem: As far as, like, being lonely or whatever, you know, I’ve got my kids, I’ve got my friends, I’ve got enough friends in my circle that, you know, I’m happy in that
str8aura-no-not-that-one:cheddar-baby:sillyfunny:Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episodeEven better, it’s the non Disney one where Bandit talks about cutting his balls off!
“Yeah bit this life is so much better than this life man. In the game I have kids and a wife, in real life my kids split on me and my father split on me. No, screw this. That’s not life man, this is life. This is life and I’m going
I’m kinda mad right now My brother took my tablet without permission and changed the program I was currently using. Which had my unsaved artwork that took me hoursto do. all that work, completely wasted. sigh I guess I’ll just re-do it…
thecherrytreespirit: On the Beachsona wagon that @jen-iii started. This is Cherry, a young college student who is studying to be a Video Game designer and has actually created a small indie company with her college friends. She is the main character
ourgenerationbegins: sarahmac2301: bro-mies: beben-eleben: Mother Dresses Her 4 Year Old Son like a Male Fashion Model, Resulting In The Coolest Looking Kid Ever the guys on this tho That kid has more game than anyone I know This will be my kid
jehovahhthickness: I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place. I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help me