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I promised myself this would be the visit when I stopped perving out over my little sister, but she didn’t choose a very helpful top. It became quickly obvious that I would need to excuse myself before long.
“Okay, little brother. I’ll show you my ‘big boobies’ as you put it. But only if you let me give you a blowjob. I don’t care that I’ll be your first. You’re 18 now and need to have your cock sucked. No more excuse
rawlad300467: I’m such a slut and I’ve got the hots for my next door neighbours well the dad at least. I’ve made friends with the kid next door so I’ve an excuse to visit hoping that one day he will pounce and fuck the shit out of me. I always
Beautiful red hair for you, Sir. I deeply apologize for my recent inactivity. Distractions abound, but that is only a reason, not an excuse. I will work hard to do better.
A necessary evil (not that he needed the excuse) (My Kindle Books) (See more at www.brainstobimbos.tumblr.com)(Tip Your Pornographer ;) )
I love my wife…she’s such an adventuresome slut. When she finds a big cock, there’s never a doubt that she’ll find an excuse or an opportunity to ride it. Last week she fucked our car repair bill down to just “parts at cost&
girthyencounters: I love my wife…she’s such an adventuresome slut. When she finds a big cock, there’s never a doubt that she’ll find an excuse or an opportunity to ride it. Last week she fucked our car repair bill down to just “parts at cost”.
Pay attention sluts, if its not in your throat then its a piss poor excuse for a blow job, now gag on my cock until the drool dribbles down your chin and onto your tits. That’s a good girl.
attagoodboy: Auntie had a thing for young boys and she always found an excuse to get me to visit her. Once I was inside her house, she locked the door and wouldn’t let me go before she had milked me so many times that my usually very full balls was
haleyscomett-art: Semi-realistic messy doodle of Mark in his chicken suit that he wore during the livestream earlier today. This went from a simple doodle to portrait practice to messing around with colors in photoshop. Please excuse my crazy use of
femaleledworld: - You understand why I have to spank you now, honey, don’t you? You talked to Celia and her slave without my permission. I can’t let that pass! You embarrassed me! - I’m terribly sorry, sweetheart. I just forgot. - Not an excuse!
sleepy-artwork: Mei - Overwatch One year of Overwatch… Never thought I’d like this game as much as I do… To celebrate here’s a picture of ma bae Mei. Now, please excuse me while I spend the rest of my day week grinding, trying to get that wonderful
hesjayrich: roninkairi: eruhamster: why are vidya journalists like this Meanwhile, here is my reaction to watching this. And now, Jayrich’s–! No, fuck that. Fuck the intro. THIS reviewer is an idiot! The excuse he gave for his struggle on this
hugethingsss: excuse me, please stick that prick in my mouth^^ h u g e t h i n g ( s s s )
lovethefamly: I caught my stepmother cheating on dad, I threw out the man out, and I went back to the bedroom furious. - Mom, how could you? - Uh, it’s not cheating if we use a condom! Was her lame excuse that she hoped I should believe. - What?
saladparty: mantraswag:I totally forgot about this doodle page I did. Excuse the mess but I thought I’d share. (reads left to right) WHAT A JOKE HUH? THAT CAPTAIN MIDAS TURNING A NEW LEAF (plant puns people c’mon). THERE’S MY GARBAGE THIEF CHILD
lesradicalfeminisms: thebeardedcatlady: I’ve been there. And our school has a uniform, I was wearing the leggings UNDER my winter skirt so you can’t even use that dumb ‘but it distracts the boys’ excuse. I was wearing more clothes than I was
“I want you to describe what I’m doing, go on” “You’re fucking me” “And where am I fucking you?” “my pussy” “Excuse me, whose pussy is it?” “yours, its yours” “Thats
deanup: geopoetry: Also, I thought y’all were overdue for a picture of my pits and their sad excuse for hair. I haven’t shaved since July of last year and this is all there is. I AM GIVING YOU ALL THAT I HAVE! Cute Natural beauty
nikkitaylorhinds: I just couldn’t help myself…I told you that electrical tape was intriguing… (please excuse the bruise on my ribs/stomach)
incestuous-creampie: When I told my sister that I was getting sore from the workout, it was just an excuse to get her to touch me. Soon enough we were doing an entirely different workout, though.
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
Yes, Misstress, please spank my bare bottom for missing work without a valid excuse! In addition to that, I ought to be subjected to mandatory foot/shoe worship sessions.
d-0nut: foundn3mo: d-0nut: young-and-imp3rfect: I always reblog when I see this on my dash! \m/ IS THIS FIN OMG THATS COOL HOWWW awks when it’s Jack, Finn has a widows peek Jack doesn’t well excuse me
shakespeare-in-l0ve: From this day onwards, I swear I’ll be hating those stupid fucking perverts trying to hit on girls they don’t even know. DIE ALL YOU DISRESPECTFUL CREATURES! Excuse me for my impolite words everyone. Its just that this are the
1997elenatatarinova: -No. Excuse me… I’m sorry. I miss him so much that I can’t stand it. -Easy, my girl. Easy.
salorast: dimedog: vespayik: that ain no rabbit uh, excuse me, some animals might identify as other animals. Who are you to tell them what they are or are not? Check your fucking privilege. Die worgen scum. oH MY GOD Crittermorph glyph FTW!
hottstallion: shower: “No more excuses that my cock is salty.” This a delicious, huge, brutal, monstrous, fleshy huge cock, to give pleasure !
relaxandenjoylifetothefullest: housewife4fantasylife: Unfffff. I couldn’t help myself. After flirting with the sexy guy in the suit at the coffee shop while my mind wandered to what that bulge in his pants might have in store for me, I had to excuse
rise-of-the-gaydians: askmother-summer-nature: jackfrost-flakes: (x) (x) “Oh it’s not your fault, sweetie.” (excuse that sound it’s just my heart shattering) i dIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS ABOUT DREAMWORKS’ MONEY ISSUES BECAUSE OF THE MOVIE
thesharpseduction: got that mom bod for thong Thursday! Sorry it’s been a while, my fiancé and I worked it out. We’re better than ever :) But, I’m supposed to be starting my period tomorrow, so I’m feeling a bit heated tonight ;) Please excuse
literallyaflame: me: [enjoys my garbage] some pretentious fuck: excuse me, but that thing you are enjoying has no real intellectual substance and I don’t like it and you are stupid for liking it me: [enjoys my garbage MORE AGGRESSIVELY]
johnwickofficial: thats-so-raven-daily:miss-barker:tarukai788: ruinedchildhood: Excuse my nostalgia Warheads have a pH rating of 1.3 Battery Acid has a rating of 1. delicious though they are. I remember when I was a kid my step-dad gave a Warhead
bigwhootycentral:officialslutalicious:Please excuse the towel pattern on my butt that’s what you get for sunbathing naked 😄My GF once again for your viewing pleasure!Follow her, enjoy her, share her!
s0methingindependent:No shame. Did my Christina piercing tonight… Excuse the razor bumps. Didn’t hurt nearly as bad as my nipples did is that weird???
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper. “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end
fuckmesherlock: thatotherdirection: This is officially my new excuse for everything that’s what i’ll say in the end of my diploma speech
omg-brunomars: echosei: lifeisnesi700v3: sekarishungry: krysantiem: Hi, um excuse my language, but that’s probably the biggest fucking understatement I have ever heard in my entire fucking life. I can’t even comprehend how such thoughts could
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
spirkism:Well, so apparently today is trans day of visibility so I actually got an excuse to show off my weird face (can you actually see me? or does my natural pan invisibility prevent that? lemme know!)
No days off with @Shredz burner max, and with the amount of energy I have right now it’s only right that I take my workout outdoors. Traveling has never been an excuse for me when it comes to balancing my diet and working out. Hotels don’t
asleepylioness: Hi Lioness! Excuse the lack of innovation in these photos; finals are upon me! Here I am wearing my first ever pair of skinny jeans (I’m still getting used to them), my dad’s old red denim jacket that still looks like new and fits
buginateacup: Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper. “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d
highimmacy: The right to religious freedom does not mean “the right to shove my religion down your throat” or “the right to use my religion as an excuse to make laws and decisions about another person’s body that do not affect me at all” Is
findingmyrecovery: This IS the best I can do I am NOT slacking off I am NOT using my mental illness as an excuse It IS ok that my best is not the same as other people’s bests
frameofinnocence: I look so tall and thin. I am thin, but I am really not tall at all. I am 5’2” but I have legs for days. Excuse my messy room. Actually, fuck that. I am an adult who can’t keep her bedroom clean. Whatever. Also, my arm got gnawed
nicenmellow: could-cum-now: My black buddy texted me that he’d just sent my daughter a dick-pic…you should’ve seen her pussy start to drip!!…and then she excused herself and went to the bathroom.
sluttykathy: royalsiblings: Road trips with Dad are the best. I can’t even count how many times my father would find an excuse to take me someplace with him. I was always so happy and excited, knowing that very soon my father would be fucking me
buginateacup: Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper. “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d
endlesslusts: It’s always the same. I drop by to visit my girlfriend and we talk a little, then we fool around a little, and the next thing I know, I’m calling my husband with the excuse that “the night just got away from us” and it’s “too
princess-pizza-slut: Topless Tuesday and celebrating 2000 followers 💕 thank you all so much for following me and putting up with my nudity! Excuse the mess that is on my dresser and room 😶😶
hislilpunchbag:After a few rough days, Daddy gave me my punishment. Moving away from home and living on my own is a whole new world and has given me a sense of freedom I’ve never experienced before. But that isn’t an excuse to shun the rules
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