thats my excuse
NSFW Tumblr
find thats my excuse on porn pin board
thats my excuse clips
I frigged myself off again thinking about my sexy little brother. He was staring at my cleavage at the dinner table and I got so wet that I had to excuse myself.
I know it was just an excuse, but I didn’t view sucking my little brother’s cock as cheating. I was just being a good sister and taking care of him. It wasn’t my fault that his cock and cum tasted so good.
“Grow the fuck up, Noah,” she said to her younger brother as he hung his head and pulled his hand away from his cock. “That’s fucking right, and I’d better not find you stroking that pathetic excuse for a dick without my
He was getting nervous and making excuses again, but I wasn’t worried. If anything, this experience had taught me that my little brother was weak. Amazing in bed, sure, but ultimately weak. I just waited until he finished talking and I made my offer
I’ve been wanting to do fanart for all of these folks for quite awhile, but I just hadn’t taken the time to sit down and do it, so when it was recently brought to my attention that Vore Day was coming up I felt like that would be a good excuse
rarazet: littleblackchats: fatmomsgetfit: I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,†is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW “Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.†THIS IS
Hey guys! I’ve been dying to show you some photos from my latest shoot. I already showed you 1 but here are the rest of the teasers! The weather is Sydney is still absolutely gorgeous and that just gives me another excuse to slip out of my clothes and
“Following this account has shown me that every body is beautiful. including my own. Thank you, so much. (also excuse my broken mirror, damn cat.)”
I’m going to make you cum the only way a man should ever cum.You’re going to worship my body. Sniff my armpits. Tell me how inferior you are because of that excuse for a clit between your legs.Start with one finger in your ass, then work up to two.
Honey, do you think I don’t know that saying that you need to use the bathroom is just an excuse to see what I’m wearing for my boss? Go back to the guest bedroom as soon as possible; he’ll be here soon.
accioron: Emma: I had no idea, and please excuse me, that you guys call a condom a rubber! My version of a rubber is like an eraser. So I’ve done that. I’ve very loudly asked for a rubber. People have given me strange looks.
I wanted to show off my new choker, so I decided that I could make it into a topless Tuesday for you all. Not to mention it’s a good excuse to put off writing my paper. I just fell in love with this the moment I saw it, and it fits against my
weirdnakedthings: “Excuse me, ladies. My name is Doug, and I’ve been sent here by management to explain the rules of the bungalow. We only ask that you try to keep it clean, and though the nudity is fine… we do ask that you smoke at least 8 feet
godessalexia: Ooh my god!You came without me even touching that pathetic excuse for a cock of yours!You really are the most useless boii on this planet! I bet you would cum in that chastity if I so much as slid a single finger up your asspussy! This
submissive-mom-incest: Whenever I try to convince my son that its wrong for him to constantly bend me over and fuck me whenever he wants, his new excuse is that its a good workout for me and will help me lose weight. I dont know when he started to think
haliestone: On my hands and knees working that cock I just got wet. Hearing a girl moan like that gets me everytime. Excuse me while I perv their archives lol - mrs
master-of-duct-tape: tsfrce: 35wangfeng: x Oh my god, I just came a little. How hot is that?????? Excuse me, I gotta go change my panties then watch it again. Just one line he says is enough. I was BORN ready My sentiments exactly.
Cindy was crying during anal sex yesterday and she said that her asshole is too small for my dick. OK.But now she will have to train her asshole with that collection of plugs. Finally she will have no excuse!
So..Im starting to get sick of my face and everything else about me. So I think its about time I try and do you know..healthy stuff. Whatever that is . That way I dont have the same old excuse of why I will never have a bf and such. Just like some of
You can’t believe the frustrating day I’ve had! FIRST…I was informed the arctic fox shoe pom poms I ordered for My jeweled Louboutins will NOT arrive in time for the Winter Ball. Some lame excuse that that particular species had been ‘hunted
happyhourprofessional: fratful: ellendegeneres: Shia LaBeouf brought a Classic Joke with him to my show today! The real joke it that beard. Excuse me that beard is fine as hell
500daysofshayla: Mini photoshoot at my comma monthly meet. My first long sleeve OP. Although I love the style and colors I don’t think it suits me all that well. Also please excuse my peeping petti! I tried hiding it all night. U_U Op/ headbow: Elizabeth
Happy Mooning Monday! Ok, that isn’t real, but I wanted a made up excuse to post a picture of my wife’s ass. I have to say, it definitely turns me on when she lifts her dress to show me that she isn’t wearing any panties…
jxh2000: Well Tumblrs, I hope you enjoyed tonight’s set. That’s all for now. If you’ll excuse me, now that my ass is stretched out nicely, Daddy can give me a good butt fucking. 😁😰💦
clumsycutelo: I told Sir I needed to clean since I’m on break and I have no excuse. He decided that if I was to clean I needed to wear my collar and have a bit gag in. He was also thoughtful enough to have me wrap my bit gag in my used panties so I
dirtylittlechemist: tonofjon: I seem to be spending a lot of my time naked now that the temperatures are soaring…could just be a coincidence or a valid excuse to shed my clothes. Hope you are well my dear. Love Always, The Little Chemist x p.s I really
ssjred: saysunnyjay: Tori: Girl, you still got it.Just a excuse to draw my OC Tori showing off her booty. That’s all, I needed to draw her again, hope you guys like it… that’s all. I still need to work with clothes though. More 2017 art ;9
heavenstobetsy69: SNL SHENANIGANS- I have no excuse – but the late-night weather here is so wonderful, dreamy, like a warm silken breeze… that I just had to feel it on my skin for a few minutes before I went to bed. That’s all
stellifarious: One of my friends really likes Rose and thinks Nicki Minaj should voice her and I’m all for that because this would probably happen - it should happen!Also, Rose’s hair is super fun to draw. I’m gonna find more excuses to draw that
lexihoward: GET TO KNOW ME: [26/30] FILMS:↳ THE CRAFT (1996) [Dir. by Andrew Fleming]‘’Excuse me, but I’ve spent a big chunk of my life being a monster and now that I’m not and having a good time, I’m sorry that bothers you.’’
coffee-clubbers: Hey, Coffee Clubbers! I’ve been wanting to utilize this window that’s between my bedroom and my patio for awhile, and this week’s theme gave me the perfect excuse. I had some fun and my neighbors maybe had some fun too…? xo seewhich
nerdy-whovian: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: valiantparadox: #I bet John used to say that to Dean why did you do that excuse you, who gave you the right
redcubebl: (EDIT: Oh, wait, it takes half damage from explosives. Duhh, excuse my noobiness.) Playing Q1 (shareware) level 02: The Necropolis. That bastardly shambler (you can see that asshole arrogantly showing off his claws behind the left pillar)
highuponsex: I feel like this photo screams my personality, the side that you all don’t often get to see! i find myself hilarious!!! (excuse my underwear on my bed, and swollen jaw -__-)
never-doubt-that-i-love: holland—road: my mom is telling me that i need to put loki upstairs because he is “ruining her christmas decorations” like excuse you but he is the most festive member of this household
I don’t care if I’m annoying waiters by being vegan. Like that’s not my problem. I know your job is hard, but I don’t care if your mad that I asked if the bread has egg in it. Excuse me for wanting to fucking eat
radiantemozzarelle:I have finally done it: I have done a process of how i paint weeeeheeee This is a quick tutorial of how i paint portraits (since thats mostly all i do lol) excuse my unprofessional language. I just tried to transcribe the dialogue that
ssfag: sir2u-boy: Is that little dicklet starting to get hard bitch…you better control that or it’s going back in the cage…you know you aren’t allowed to get hard in my presence. No SIR, excuse me YES SIR. fag will shut up SIR
vitun-iso-hauki: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed”excuse memy bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker maybe that’s
itsmyfreakin: Inspired by this post. Have I mentioned that I will literally find any excuse to draw that dress from my Halamshiral picture again? Dorian, I’m sure Cullen will thank you for being a bro once he regains use of his words.
discrace: sexports: trvstful: screams: my blog will make you horny :p Excuse me? Did you just self promote on A RAPE PICTURE? This picture is to show girls that have been raped, that they’re not alone. This picture is to call out to them, and say
rune-midgarts: early fall 2012- my first lolita coord. toned down sweet/classic ish OP- infantapurse- liz lisashoes- antainaeverything else offbrandplease excuse my hulking upper arms- at that time i was at the peak of my training for a small bench press
bonsaifiasco: ohhellitskell: roomofinfinites: ohsweetserendipityy: That would actually be the sound of me digging my own grave oh It’s sort of hard to dig my own grave when I’ve flooded the world with my tears. OH MY GOD excuse i’m just going
hcntai: leaveful: (via Mackenzie Tallulah Jones @alabaster___angel I don’t talk I ju…Instagram photo | Websta) Excuse me, this is my pic that was stolen by the person who uploaded that on IG. Please delete the source, thank you so much.
One of my classmates said that I can’t be Consuela (from Family Guy) for Halloween because, according to her ass, even though I am part Mexican that doesn’t excuse the fact that I am making fun of a specific culture. UMMM whose culture are
androgyn: excuse my harsh language but you stupid idiot fucks who voted third party or didn’t vote had better be enjoying your fucking weak sense of philosophical superiority Blame the people that did not vote at all. Do not blame people that voted
Happy Sunday loves! @Shredz BCAA keeps me recovered and ready to make the most out of my day. No excuses and no complaining, just telling myself I can accomplish any obstacle Im faced with. That’s the kind of passion that will make you stand out
stuckwith-harry: On the differences between American and British slang: “The most embarrassing one is that I had no idea — and please excuse me — that you guys call a condom a rubber. My version of a rubber is an eraser. I’ve done that — very
forcedpleasure: I told you that daddy could make his big cock fit. You just needed some, “encouragement” Now there are no more excuses for not going down to my balls EVERY TIME. That is, unless you want me to punish your sore little bottom agin.
queeniman: idilardayacad: i hate when sheikhs get squirmy about questions that are about sex. hello there is no shame in wanting to know what is right and wrong in your religion. excuse me sheikh can a nigga bust a nut on my face is that halal
i tagged #ladies of color, #men of color, and #couple on my blog so that people could no longer have the excuse that tasteful photos of people of color don’t exist or just aren’t around. they do, and they are.
moan-my-name-louder: highuponsex: I feel like this photo screams my personality, the side that you all don’t often get to see! i find myself hilarious!!! (excuse my underwear on my bed, and swollen jaw -__-) This is so frickin cute
Also, I think that Zootopia was the last straw that inspired me to redesign my petty excuse for a fursona. Now I’ll have to come up with something new and consistent. …Don’t act surprised at this sudden act of furfaggotry, because I was a furry
Happy birthday to my fave person on Earth, the very big and responsible adult @littleweirdoneko 🌸🌸🌸Now excuse me, I am going to go read her some bedtime stories while she hugs the ten million plushies that she owns 🌸(redraw of this meme that
thechessboardspookslibrary said: That doesn’t sound like just one episode, I think you’ve forgotten how to count… excuse u do u not read my tags it says that ep 1 and ep 2 are one whole episode (2 parts) >:(
psa: do not harass an artist for not drawing a ship they have stated they do not want to draw and use my name as an excuse to make them look bad and send them death threatsyou are doing the exact same thing that i have asked people not to do to /me/.that
![lexihoward: GET TO KNOW ME: [26/30] FILMS:↳ THE CRAFT (1996) [Dir. by Andrew Fleming]‘’Excuse me, but I’ve spent a big chunk of my life being a monster and now that I’m not and having a good time, I’m sorry that bothers you.’’](https://64.media.tumblr.com/99299b5990c603d6f69f0039a40f0727/c39fb2342731c295-7b/s400x600/12ef614c618fa0f2e87389858c917b911398e8ff.gif)
