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cuteosphere: My excuse is that it’s pride month, so here are some comics that are retelling actual conversations we’ve had recently. The UK heatwave means lots of hanging around in underwear eating cola flavor ice lollies. I was originally going
lilboychamp: What? Two posts in one day?! That’s right, why not. It’s still close enough to my birthday to use that as an excuse… As you can see I’m still wetting my pants! Who knew that wetting your pants like a big baby could be so
bustysister: I know it was just an excuse, but I didn’t view sucking my little brother’s cock as cheating. I was just being a good sister and taking care of him. It wasn’t my fault that his cock and cum tasted so good.
Here’s that black widow that was suggested before.(excuse the mess!)
hexamous: Some sketches of my FO3 OC Nikki that I never posted here… Fanart is always welcome ;D Damn, can’t believe I’m only finding this now…Glad to see you posting your friggin’ hot OCs Hex. Now excuse me while I sell my
maddie-son: My thing is, dude has issues, everybody does. Theres no excuse for him, and he hasn’t won my respect, but if he has apologized, paid his debt to society, and made a change for the better, then let’s let him grow and move on,
silly-lily-misses-jacks-noir: dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family.
jaybear86: allthingsthick: jarius01: tmckenzie85: My hubby beating up! View from below That’s so hot of u two, wish I could see more of that Boom!!! Please excuse my moans! LOL!!
0lightsource: Happy freakin’ Birthday Noill! Not totally using this as an excuse to draw my favorite artist in the universe a pic Hope ya had a good one! But don’t eat too much cake, cuz ya know where that goes lol…ghost humor…
As I have been made aware that on the tumblr app, the link for my FAQ doesn’t work, I’m reposting it as a… well, post. For easy access. About my art:I use Photoshop CS6 Wacom intuos 4I do not take commissions, but that may change if I set
And here we go, normally, requests are just sketches or sketchy lines but since it’s my OTP that I haven’t drawn in ages….I had an excuse to actually get a bit more into it XDtotally failed anatomy but yolo
Anytime! Thanks for that! Tbh I need more excuses to draw my OTP cuz I don’t draw them often enough. (kinda bc I’m shite if it comes to drawing my OTPs idk why they always come up ugly sooooooooooo I may or may not cover everything with Jasper’s
Idk lol ahahaha wtf is even that XDtbh I made this bc there’s Jaspidot bomb ongoing and I haven’t drawn them together in ages, so it was an excuse but I don’t have much time to make it in my usual style so…here we are
perfect-order: The naive little slave thought he could escape my property. It’s hard for young boys like him to accept the turn their lifes have taken, I’m aware of that. But that’s no excuse. And to teach them their new places in life, it’s
Being on this website with friends is so weird bc im fighting with one of mine i guess?? And I just thought “wow I can’t wait to be vague-d about bc I accidentally liked a post that described how high school Musical 2 was a metaphor for being
I realized I have not written one of my fantasies for you since I moved away from my written journal to tumblr. It is a bit more difficult to do, because it means I have to put it out there where others besides you will read it, but that is no excuse.
couchqueenie:My waistline is disappearing faster than my excuses not to go to the gym.No way you’d catch me lounging in a beach chair today.I’d be far too embarrassed of my pale, blubbery doughball belly,my fat arms and my back rolls that are now
idelacio: Sigh SORRYYYY!!! I couldn’t resist… T_TSeeing as TNG period is supposed to be gender neutral, we see guys in skirts after all, it figures that there’s no reason for guys to not wear heels! Thats my excuse anyway. Pushing the map a little
myrandomstrawberries: Perspective practice sketch became another Senkyokumaru fanart… oh dear me…Now will you excuse me while I go to my fantasy land… that’s my bed. I’m sleepy now. -_-
the-bear-and-the-wolf: Dear anon, It’s extremely pathetic that you are trying to put me down by saying my “ass is flat”. Excuse me? Have you seen the delight that is my booty? Apparently not, so here, have my icon. Oh and please don’t go round
Today has been a little bit shitty for reasons unknown and I’ve just been really irate lately so I’m just going to curl on the living room floor ignoring the washing up I need to do and hide under my blanket.
I have a love/hate relationship with these nights when I stay up, until the wee hours of the morning, reading. I can be on my own fictional adventures for hours before I realize that I have to be up for work in a few hours. I haven’t had one in
fckceci: nice n sunny so i’m bustin’ out my overallspls excuse the mess that is my roommy parents call it a ‘health hazard’
ghost-of-eds-beard: However, despite the fact that Captain Marvel (a.k.a. Ms. Marvel) is a popular choice with fans to get a chance to shine in a movie, Whedon isn’t quite so sure it seems. “You know, I do like a character whose powers are a
Am I shipping trash?Yes, yes I amWill I ever tell the person that i ship my character with theirs?Never in a million years
*facedesks* I hate the fact I need so many Dark Pinguicula cards. I still need one for my SC’s God Jormungandr Hat. And after a bit of browsing and research, since my Horn of Ancient isn’t a +12, I need one for that too now. Excuse me while
thechubbykink:This one isn’t that hot, I just wanted an excuse to put kiss marks on my tits… But please reblog this one too!!
I want to improve my portrait skills in terms of personal work. At one point it was all I was painting, and now I barely paint them. It seemed like a good excuse to get some more Bully AU in.We’re currently at a winter fair scene in the rp since
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
b-prettybtch: daphneemarie: “But I love him.” - That was always my excuse.That’s what I would say after I was done venting with my girls. I would run through a list of all of the bad feelings that he made me feel, and all of the ways that he stressed
darkastered-deactivated20160113: I believe I have lost my appetite. If you will just excuse me, I must go check on Chewy — that’s my pig. I need to spend time with someone civilized.
darkysartdungeon: I had this cute idea that whenever Aoba and Mink go back to visit Japan, Mink goes protective boyfriend and has to remind the other boyfriends their places. Excuse my poor excuse of a comic (except for the Aobooty, that’s the best
are you ever just about to fall asleep and have these weird ‘dreams’? b/c yeah was about to fall asleep but then suddenly i saw mink’s face with his body attached to this weird contraption. think that baby head thing from toy story.
uhm?? wo w okay??? who do u think u are, coming into my house, my post, thinking that iwa-chan’s gonna destroy anyone’s ass before mine ://
Pt. 1 - Initial responses to Kankuro calling Gaara his “little brother.” Naruto Shippuden Episode 11.
sarcastic-clapping: me: [doing something unhealthy] my brain: u shouldn’t do that me: i’m sad so it’s ok. i need this. i deserve this. my brain: you’re sad literally every day and u use that as an excuse literally every day me: [continuing to
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
faggotryngendersissification: You pathetic excuse for a man! You think dressing as a girl is going to turn me on!? You look ridiculous all dolled up. You need a good hard spanking. The only think that excites me about you looking like this is that you
captaindorkopath: sassygayklavierspieler: fandombarf: alexander2539: fandombarf: There’s a dollar in my g string THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT. EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C
make-my-body-yours: PLEASE excuse the mess that is my room. I haven’t had a chance to clean. But this came today (: I’m very happy. Happy Batman Friday everyone!
birdbian: fictional man: so you see.. the reason why I’m so gritty and stubbly and arrogant.. my secret backstory.. me: ur wife died and you blame yourself fictional man: the stunning plot twist that reveals - perhaps excuses? - my unlikable nature…
onmywaytonarnia: one-time-i-dreamt: one-time-i-dreamt: So I had this gigantic, monster sized dildo in my room when my mom came in and saw it. The only thing I could think to say at that moment to excuse myself was that, “It’s too big for me anyway.”
I am genuinely mad about this haha. This is what some asshole excuse of a man said on that news article about celebrities going without makeup. “Guys cannot ever ‘connect’ with you deeply UNLESS it registers in their mind that you are
book-0f-eli: I can dress however I want to, I don’t need an excuse that I have a presentation just to dress up. I dress up because that’s just who I am and that’s my style. I am far beyond than people who fucking sag all the way showing the outline
atashitsuki: sassygayklavierspieler: fandombarf: alexander2539: fandombarf: There’s a dollar in my g string THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT. EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A
aphroditescurves: letsrunawaydarling: love me love me say that you love me Excuse you…
Every time I go to complain, I think of how lucky I am to be healthy, to still have my parents at 23, to have a few best friends & to be blessed to live on my own and I wish more people thought like that before getting the violins or excuses out.
fandombarf: alexander2539: fandombarf: There’s a dollar in my g string THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT. EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar
sassygayklavierspieler: fandombarf: alexander2539: fandombarf: There’s a dollar in my g string THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT. EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And
snuglefuk: sex-er-cize: Its not porn! Its nude art Your link has a good point but that doesn’t excuse the fact that my body isn’t yours to self promote on. Ok?
senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
shit-spewing-cumdonut: chandeluresinitaly: my grandfather died before I was even born so I guess I should use that as an excuse too for how my life is terrible because people are mean to me over my desire to not use tutorials and references in my art
Also did you guys know that people actually try to find excuses and flaws in Nepeta’s character or her contribution to the story to try and make me change my mind about her? It’s like, I don’t care if you think that but don’t tell
papermonkeyism: proteesiukkonen: So my buddy my bro @papermonkeyism has been drawing her webcomic Wurr for whole 10 years now and I felt like using that as an excuse to draw my fav character in it. Aaaaaaaah! You’re spoiling me, buddy! Look at that
Leadership To have the weight of ones ideals and thoughts upon ones shoulders makes one strong, but to have the weight of others.. That, is true strength.
…I have no excuse, This was based off of elasticitymudflap‘s headcanon that Homoloaf was a lil romantic and Marshmallow was the nasty one omfg I’m sorry
I forgot to show that I tattooed Misaka Imouto on my own leg recently shdjdkdkflfk
come on and join the Adelaide paradee (so I promised that if we reached a certain goal over my Patreon I would do otgw fanart and here it is haha)
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