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rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things like, “hi,
corniboi: i’m just gonna go ahead and use the excuse that my hand slipped. continuation of this
dangerhamster: carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses
theladycheeky: that’s right … grab my ass baby myredbike: Tell me how much you want me to come over. Give me an excuse to drop everything I’m doing, get in the car and race to you. Make me forget what else I have to do today. Give me a reason
deviousmentality:dominant-thoughts-of-mine:My favorite ways to put disobient girls in their place;A firm slap followed by a stern “Excuse me”?Bending her over mid sentence for inspection. It’s hard to sass when you’re exposed like that.Grabbing
yessiraustralia: She had been flirting and teasing me all night. She told me that if I played my cards right, I might get lucky later and then excused herself and headed to the ladies.I stood up and followed her, walking in behind her.“You can’t come
I was having such a good day why did I look at that raw I should have waited or not read it at all fuck excuse me while I go sob into my pillow
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof the fur over the
wings-of-sadness: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” i will never stop loving this post
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
kgbm: his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects
aslaveobeyss: buttholehunter: aslaveobeyss: Anyways here’s some more new pictures that I will probably regret posting aslaveobeyss is this you? Because I don’t believe it’s you. Stop making up excuses to reblog my pictures!!!
tempetefemme: vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry I just the gifs where the squirrel is trying to floof
softchongo: takineko: s1uts: my chest hurts I don’t know where I fit in. *stares at the emo and sweats* EXCUSE ME. How DARE YOU simplify white culture this much?! As someone with a WHOLE PhD in White Culture I am APALLED that you would leave out
iatethepotato: wings-of-sadness: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” i will never stop loving this post Friendly
library-mermaid:This is what I’ve been doing all day while lying in a chair unable to move from post-surgery hydrocodone hahaha.Some of these can be answered by Mercedes Lackey in both the Valdemar (x) series and the Tarma and Kethry set - nothing
vejiicakes: suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
tittenkits: kitten-xoxo: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” THIS But seriously if your partner won’t let you
I feel like I can’t explain anything to my family. Nothing sounds more like a cop out than “I can’t do that” when they want to call or Skype. So i don’t even say it anymore, i have to make excuses. There’s no anxious
kitten-xoxo: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” THIS
after-the-shine: If I can’t use “my battery died” as an excuse for homework, the justice system can’t use that for a life.
boo-thang: wonton-garcia: shiinin619: e-nasty: iwishtokissthesky: thislittlepiggly: goodgirlgone4eva: New Dance?? Aww man. What is the world coming to Oh for real? That’s what’s up. ROTFLMAO! Excuse me while I go try and find my breath.
thatbadbrother: So there we were out to dinner as a family when my sister excused her self from the table and flashed me a look that told me to follow her to the restroom. While the family finished up Dinner Sis and I also were trying to finish up a
itsmysecretdesires: It that time again. A new term means spending money on books I will rarely use and finding ways to pay for them is a pain in the ass. Yeah I’m using paying for books as an excuse to whore myself out more but my clients don’t need
darthbaene: me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!also
zabka-zee: BONUS PANEL: I think I just wanted an excuse to draw the very subtle joke of a horse’s tail being a ponytail. D Horse is the true leader of Team Ponytail. Either way, Big Boss rocks that gross ponytail. What a babe. More of my MGS fanart.
spikeheel: OMG HEAD EXPLODES FROM TOO MUCH CUTE…. ifabodycatchabody: sobeautiful-sounusual: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. Oh my god give me “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
stormsdameron: its been said before but this is a daily reminder that mental illness does not excuse toxic behavior it can offer an explanation, but you cannot treat someone with cruelty and then just like “well sorry it’s my mental illness i can’t
startenthousand: the-avatar-alchemist: faineemae: that-grey-eyed-girl: faineemae: oh it’s 11/12/13 it’s not the 11th December.. excuse me DO I HAVE TO DO THE THING AGAIN Many of my students are immigrants - one boy from Honduras was so
his-name-was-lee: “you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-” excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to
jesussbabymomma: even though it’s not my birthday thats no excuse not to celebrate me
oodmoodfood: isaltonyourgrave: chlostiel: captain-mycaptain: hestolesomebread: luciferwearsgucci: saucynewf: Remember that photo shoot Jensen did with Emma Stone a few years ago? NO WHAT YES EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OH MY GOD I CANT
Today I realized: the harder I try now, the sooner I'll see my goals. The more excuses I make, the longer it'll take to see results. So, go that extra mile, even when you don't think you can.
becomingathena: recovery-beast: captainjaymerica: If you tell me that I have “no excuses” for not training, I’ll seriously lose a big amount of respect for you. You don’t know my life, you don’t know what’s making me skip. Maybe I’ve
fatbabe4alwayz: angrygirlofficial: I never realized (until it was pointed out to me) how the way I avoid people or make excuses not to hang out because of my social anxiety might actually look like I don’t want to hang out with you or that I don’t
p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
p-ardiselost:“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian
jaynelovesdick: ashley-in-my-mind: If I could look like her I would transition FOR SURE that is the wrong atTITude sweetie, you can’t look like her, maybe you are older, or will cum up with some other excuse. The point is you can be more sexyYou
cuteblackbbw: cuteblackbbw:To all my followers who turned me on today. I finally had a chance to take some pictures. Look how wet you guys made me (excuse a little hair if that’s not your thing). I definitely had to play with myself after taking this
encoreducowbells: life-love-no-excuses: encoreducowbells: nakednewsgirl: I managed to decorate my entire Christmas tree today without stripping down, wrapping myself in Christmas lights, and taking pictures. Yeah, how did we manage that? Better
i-am-jesus-josie: so my mums best friends husband went to school with David Tennant in Scotland and he told us that david would always say he “really really wants to be doctor who on television” Excuse me while i die…
qweety: rainbrolly: i am at the hospital today with my mom and there is this little robot that just boops around and makes cute noises and says excuse me when it passes. when it delivers the medicine it’s carrying, it chirrs and says little things
oblivionscribe: Every month supporters on Patreon vote to see who next month’s pinup will be. This month Tyrael from Diablo won (and I’ll be hosting another poll because it’s my birthday month and that’s a good excuse for more pinups as any,
ebonwerewolf:antidarkheart:The fact that some adult artists still use the excuse “it’s my style” for the broken, horrid anatomy… WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOOBS ARE AFFECTED BY GRAVITY?!
dont-offend-the-bees: dont-offend-the-bees:Excuse me but is this Vogel and a small army of clowns I see before my very eyes??? IS THAT A BALLPIT IN THE TREES WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS THIS THE CLOWNS’ NATURAL HABITAT IS THIS SERIES GONNA TURN INTO THE
thebestfemale: This was really meant to be a little study of all the details of Kairi’s new outfit and how much I can simplify! At least thats my official excuse…
viria: Always be, always see Come and dream the night with me (x) ehem..I have no excuses.____. Oh god that look of pure desperate need and want on his face.. my feeeels..
butchnighthawk: mayday-daywalker: he wears a different colored shirt and suddenly they don’t recognize him pls excuse my attempts at older Steven/gem’s regenerations bonus: Guys Greg hasn’t looked like that in 30 years
ray-and-thebehaviors: I hate that one friend who always blurts everything out ! Me : “omg , he looks so good.” Annoying Friend : “who him ? AYE , EXCUSE ME MY FRIEND LIKES YOU.” BITCH SHUTUP . For one , i said he was cute i didn’t say
pizz4s: deuces808: pizz4s: did u know that if u put my dick in your mouth u can hear the ocean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SO FUCKING DUMB! excuse me
juilan: thatsmoderatelyraven: lifehackable: Hack Life Here excuse me Holy shit is that the sabarros in time square because I shit you not I found a penny inside of my baked ziti, literally a penny just chillin with melted cheese on top I was so mad
oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
bighrd2: booty-boobs-booches: CHEROKEE D’ASS… PROBABLY MY ALL TIME FAVE… HUGE BUTT, NONE OF THE SCARY FACENESS THAT IS MS.CLEO booty is always nice, Cherokee D’ass had made her mark on the toilet. Excuse me, don’t I mean made an dent somewhere
bestofcardsagainsthumanity: I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
biblogdude: Man that thing really could slap you in the face! Damn would be fun to make him hardr0drlg0:cvnnilingvist:So, my mate Willie (OH THE IRONY) just sent me the second video of his playing with his absolutely KILLER Johnson. Excuse me while I
