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clientsfromhell: Client: That project went pretty well. The investors are happy with the results. Me: Great! Glad to hear it. Client: How old are you again? You live in [city] right? My son is about your age, you should go on a date with him. Me:
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and
gallows-calibrating: one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
imaginedsoldier:This guy at my office is talking about how some ~20 unionized workers that operate bridges shut down a huge chunk of the city by lifting the bridges then leaving on a boat until their demands were met and I forgot I was supposed to say
powderandclay:memecucker:people need to shit on rural rich people more. rural rich people are all like “i’m hardy countryfolk because i don’t live in a city i’m so rugged my family owns a ranch that i never worked on but i visit i’m very off
micma:can you guys boost this so that light city will take me seriously one day and play my fine art in its festival
bogleech: bogleech: I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even
wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna: halalbacon: College kids be like Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then
hyenadip: avenging-at-beach-city: oweeeeendennis: You should check out Welcome to My Life by Elizabeth Ito! It’s a Cartoon Network short that was just released and it has garnered quite a bit of totally deserved critical praise. It’s like a warm
thatpettyblackgirl: Every predominately Black area in the country should take note. This is how you take control of your destiny. Literally form your own cities. This whole picture just told me that they are not one of my lil friends!
thatstupidbunnysuit: favourite films: Labyrinth (1986) “Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen.”
suspnd: suspnd: suspnd: my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop
ben-c: my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the
myassisforyou: myassisforyou: Celebrating 70000 followers!!!! That’s crazy… New set out in public in one of the world’s busiest cities, people absolutely everywhere and I’ve got no underwear on… a tiny short skirt and I can feel my wet pussy
mancandykings: “I moved out to this huge city all by myself. I had to grow up quickly. I learned a lot of things about the real world that my friends are just learning. Also, I started reading the dictionary and books about college education —
gaymers-inc: mydesires-br: Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (½) I want him to just destroy my everything… why don’t our PSO’s look like that!?!??
tarynel: thetattedstoner: stunningpicture: My mom was seated next to Kim and Kanye at a restaurant in New York City tonight. She tried to sneak a picture but Kanye stared into her soul Is she okay did she get a phone call that she’d die in 7 days?
xxcreature-featurexx: “The name’s Vi. I’m an enforcer. And this is my town - Piltover. They call this place the City of Progress - or they did until she showed up. Her name is Jinx. That’s what they call her, anyway. No one knows who she
extravirgincoconutoil: calamitysis:so today the mayor of a city in my country decided it would be great to ban all alternative diets (halal, kosher, vegetarian) at lunch in french schools in order to ‘respect french secularism’ never mind that
alorali: runningman1968fan: hmmmmm creampie city,,,, love to see cum dripping from a freshly fucked gapping pussy, That’s actually my own cum and I don’t see any gaping lol
ohsarahkay: This is my favorite by her. Thought maybe you could add it. Until For Franny You love each other until the city becomes beautiful. Until this gutter becomes a monument to that time you needed menthols, in the pouring rain, in the
charlottelabouff: Halloween is so fun for cosplayers because like 9 times out of 10 their cosplays are 70 times better than any party city costume and they get to rub it in kids faces like ahah that’s a nice monster high costume but did you see my
I had a good ass night in Hoboken with my Hudson County peoples. I was born in that city so I automatically love the vibe out there. Its nice to have an unexpected amazing time with new people. I needed a night like tonight because I have 3 full work
i’m fangirling so hard right now. ilana glazer from broad city just liked the picture of my ferrets sleeping on facebook. you guys should seriously watch that shit. too good. i have such a girl crush on her.
frantzfandom: dakotacityukuleleorchestra: i remember when i first visited philly i said it reminded me of a beautiful woman covered in sewage I’M SO MAD AT HOW TRUE THIS IS i’ve never heard something so accurate about that city in my life.
buzzfeedlgbt: Nearly every year, for the past thirty years, Frances Goldin has gone to New York City Pride holding a sign that reads, “I adore my lesbian daughters. Keep them safe.” (x) “Since the beginning of the parade, I’ve been going and
londonandrews: MY 2016 CALENDAR IS NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH ETSY! - I also have T-shirts/hoodies/tank tops as well. EVERY SINGLE ITEM that you BUY puts your name in a drawing to win a dinner-date with me. In YOUR city. I will fly to you if you win AND buy
trashrabbits: clannyphantom: im so proud of my dad right now hes in another city performing with his cover band made up of other middle aged men that he named System Of A Dad Update: he changed the name to Dads And Confused
dailypine: “There’s a romantic, cinematic version of New York City and Paris that I have concretized in my mind. So walking the streets of New York, it’s like I’m in the Godfather, and in Paris I feel as though I’m Jean-Paul Belmondo in Breathless.
jasonrobson: My new favorite thing goin on at Blood Creek. The ‘Flatlander”.. For all you city slickers out there that want to conceal your steel. Email jason@thebloodcreek.com for specs, pricing and ordering info #bloodcreek #knives #flatlander
thalassophilouswitch:missing-wall-e:🌃🐶 (M83’s Midnight City by Trench)I showed this to my boyfriend and he said “that’s you” It’s so beautiful
bergdorfprincess: the-lost-city-of-atlantis: lunar-fantasy: ☾✞♡Enter my world of vintage/grunge♡✞☽ ★☆Vintage/Retro/Grunge☆★ ^i don’t want to enter that world
lovlae: i want to live in a cozy apartment in the city that has big windows and exposed brick walls with my best friend and we’ll live life and work on our careers and drink coffee in our underwear at 3 in the morning together
dreckigefuesse: One year ago after a long barefoot walk through the City Center my soles were pitch black. I was actually happy to sit down and enjoy the nice ride in our Audi TT. Do you like our lifestyle and way of presenting pics to you? If that
mjepino: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this i wanna do that one day ahaha
foxxxynegrodamus: ugh I just saw the cutest artsy black guy in this whole city, but he looks like the kind of guy that fawns over white girls who don’t shower :( This is my lifelong plight; finding cute non-problematic artsy black boys who aren’t
sgv-626: mariaa407: zapotec-kitten: verdugodiscos: Fuck the San Bernardino city police. This breaks my heart… Agh, I hate seeing the cops throw out flowers , tamales down the street in front of these hardworking people. Shit. Not only that but
jakface: I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to post this now.. This is my piece that was accepted into the Emerald City ComicCon’s Monsters & Dames artbook! Every year they do this artbook and raise money for the Seattle Children’s Hospital. Seemed
bedazzled-bitch: erkerkerk: seasonsofreedom: it’s like that time at a festival when you are so exhausted and all you want to do is sleep but at the same time you want to keep listening and frolicking My girlfriend and I did this at city and color.
We live in bubble universes.❤️💙Blowing bubbles always brings me back to my childhood. I’m still the same child and dreamer that I used to be. Some things never change.😊❤️ love, your Alina #fashion #style #woman #dress #bubbles #city
QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION. Ask me any question that you have been wanting to ask… And I will do my best to get back to you later this evening. Questions you cannot ask: Will you marry me? How did you get started? Are you visiting (insert city