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Literally me as a child. My nanny would make me a cup of “coffee” that consisted mostly of milk with a little chocolate and a bit of coffee. My love affair began very early! 😁
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
ourholestory: kind of becoming over this whole tumblr thing. or maybe just over the feeling of being the redheaded step child of tumblr. -D Ok my fine fellow freaks and pervs (that is said with the utmost respect and love), go show my friends some love.
asleepylioness: My body has never seemed beautiful to me. Even as a tomboyish child I grew up simply expecting I’d become a buxom, smooth-skinned woman with a waist-to-hip ratio that would put Greek goddesses to shame. My mother told me, “You are
princesscallyie: I’m going for that 70′s floral look for my spring theme, so here’s black hippie Prinny for my sidebar pic Art Blog~ flower child~ <3
sympathyforthecannibal: camilleflyingrotten:You are a dog person?“Tiger, not dog. I’ve been dreaming about since I was a child that once in my life a giant tiger will be my best friend.”_Mads Fuckingkkelsen “I really love the tiger and I do believe
cutiequinny: gothxxbaby: SOSSo last night was really rough. My now ex daddy got violent and threw me down the stairs, twice. The police showed up and all that but now i am on my own with a child. A friend took me in, but i dont know how long it will
youmakemydreams: christopherwolfe: forbiddenlines: OMG if this is not the cutest thing i’ve ever seen IN MY ENTIRE LIFE then i don’t know what is. NEVER HAVE I WANTED A CHILD SO BAD IN MY LIFE BEFORE. IDGAF ABOUT BABIES, I WANT THAT OUTFIT FOR
colourmeastonished: mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and
black-nata: remember that one time everyone creamed themselves at SDCC, including tom did anyone else want him to break into Destiny’s Child SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAAAME, WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU, SAY BABY I LOVE YOU
fridouw: Hermione Granger by fridouw deviantART | Facebook | Tumblr | Twitter When it was announced that Noma Dumezweni would be Hermione in the new Harry Potter play ‘Cursed Child’ it instantly sparked my inspiration! I wanted to draw my take on
aquus: assiest: I hopped off the plane at LAX and it was in that moment I realized I boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child so I put my hands up
awkwardvagina: so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv
buildabitchworkshop: oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever
fromtishawithlove: My heart is completely broken after hearing about this poor child. My heart aches for his mother, his family, his loved ones. This shit has to stop. Instead of reposting that poor boy being brutally attacked and dying on the street,
colourmeastonished: mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I
takemebreedme: I’ve been absent for a while and I most heartily apologize for that; my new job hasn’t left me much time for social media of any form. I successfully donated my ova, which means one lucky lady is now pregnant with a child I helped
fanfiction is so convenient because i can read it when my family is around and when they look over to my screen they think i’m reading and learning and developing like a stable child but what they don’t know is that it’s DISGUSTINGLY GRAPHIC GAY
anotherbondiblonde: A Message from the Crone Child, they will never stop telling you to act your age, they do it to me often. And my reply has always been the same: I will act the age my soul sees fit. If you take issue with that, then I suggest you
swerveycorps: i have 3 moods for characters: the ruler of my heart omg what a babe please step on me precious child must be protected at all costs giant pisslord that is complete trash yet ironically my favorite character
unforgaytable: tatted-high: oct-21-2015: sharkives: I would give my first born child for Megan fox to kiss me like that Holy fucking shit. omfg need this rn with my girl OMW OMW OMW OMW
rapunzel-corona-lite: gdchans: foreverzynab: Zynth Tahda. My baby’s name would be fucking ‘Tahda.’ LauyeI don’t even know how to pronounce that Greni. Not the worst, but not my choice of girl names either. They gonna be calling the poor child
shrimoishere: prettyandmean: i was an only child, so i would force my parents to play with me, and one of my favorite games was running an “ice cream shop” that was out of every flavor
swerveycorps: i have 3 moods towards characters: the ruler of my heart omg what a babe please step on me precious child must be protected at all costs giant pisslord that is complete trash yet ironically my favorite character
fuku-shuu: NO NAME vs. Attackers“Our duels from junior high are still fresh on my mind.”“Those battles were seldom child’s play.”“Back then, I swore that my voice won’t surrender to yours ever again.”“Then try to snatch victory tonight
taki-sensei: letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear lgbt+ children, Seven years ago, my mother said having a gay child would be the worst thing that could ever happen to a parent and if one of her kids were gay, she couldn’t love them anymore. Yesterday,
breedingandseeding: My daughter didn’t understand that she was meant to be a breeding cow. She got into the swing of things once she saw my fat cock though. We’re working on our third child now.
theload: thecaffeinebookwarrior: nerdwarningalert: russiacore: why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!? If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter In my experience,
scharletred:what’s the thing you had to miss out on because of Miss Rona that you’re most bitter about? My mil was supposed to come out here for the birth of my first child.
hotwinger:flacarica:lil-chingona:My daughterOH MY GODDDDDDD LMAO SHE DONT GIVE A FUCK IM CRYINGi weep for the beating that this child musta received for this
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
aquus: assiest: i hopped off the plane at LAX and it was in that moment i realized i boarded the wrong flight and would miss the birth of my first child so i put my hands up
kngshxt: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that
kims-fantasy: studybreak4amy: No…I am very sorry but he’s not in right now. Is there anything that I can help you with? I picked my husband’s assistant when I left working for him when we had our second child. She fucks him and my husband and
destiny-islanders: novallion: destiny-islanders: A Vanitas llama for @novallion. A Vanillama. A Vanpaca. (Part 1/3 of my revenge for Nova’s art that is Beautiful and Evil all at once because she tricked me into picking my favorite child.) No????
