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Hey guys! I got a little TIP JAR thing going! If you like what I do, please consider buying me a coffee! <3 It’ll be just like a date, but theres no romance or physical contact. JUST COFFEE.disclaimer that the money isn’t actually going towards
There is something about this old caption from my archive that really turns me on. Even though she is fully clothed, the anticipation of whats going to happen next brings my cock to attention. I didn’t write it (or the above four), but I find them
wrstdeeppussy: Another great find from the Internet Tight pussies bore me. This is what I want. A cunt that tells me a story. The story is: “I am a slut and my hole is destroyed. I have fucked so much dick I can’t even close”.
me, me, me, me, me, I love stacey beth she always says nice things about me! ggstaceybeth: The always perfect Vex in her new set (inspired by Lovisa’s old set “Lucid Dream”) that went live today! Click here to join GodsGirls for only ŭ!
That last picture reminded me of that one time in NC when I found the old train tracks. I was always by myself so I had to set the timer on the camera and run really fast to hop the tracks and act all nonchalant. Self portraits 2008.
bit-lips: sensuallyseductive: The girl that submits us the most pics/gifs has outdone herself on this one. That sexy body moving and squirming from her own fingers. That gives me chill bumps. You’re too damn sexy for your own good. ;) Thanks
beautifulfuckingmen: they-all-do-it-like-that: Follow me: http://they-all-do-it-like-that.tumblr.com ♞
skyrimconfessionss: “I was born in the year of the Dragon, does that make me Dragonborn?” http://skyrimconfessions.com - Image credit: [x] If that’s the case, my sister is Dragonborn… I pray to Akatosh that she never discovers
Tardes de café Relaxing, Taking Photos, Hi!, That’s Me, #jvkz by johan Vásquez on EyeEm
dovefawn: Me: aw okay Me: wait shit Me: OHHH man they’re screwed Me: where’s Hinata Me: oh FUCK I did not see that coming Me: are you serious right now? Me: ew gross wtf Me: stop it Me: where’s Hinata Me: cmon babe you can do it Me: kick his ass
I think I have to cross that psychiatrist off the list because I mangled the message I left on her answering machine so badly I need to bury myself in shame.
I don’t like coming up with solid theories for ongoing series. There’s endless potential for embarrassing myself, being proven wrong, forgetting something already exists that proves me wrong, and on and on it goes.So while I’ve been saying for a
Guys, I don’t mean to sound rude or unappreciative, but when I say I left the fandom, and I don’t talk about certain things often because I lose my temper, Iiii… yeah, those are things.I dearly do appreciate that you guys are still interested
Someone come use me. Fuck my mouth and cunt. Fuck me please. Make me your cumdump. I’m so horny. Send me dirty messages. Your fantasies. Make my cunt wet. The dirtiest message that makes me cum wins.
androdragynous:art tipsdon’t call what you create “content”. regardless of what it is. that’s the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
Me: *has lots of good ideas for books, businesses and other things that might be successful*My brain: uhm… u do realize dat would require effort right??Me: o shit u rite my bad lets not do that :)
stevita: drtanner-sfw: fullyrealized: i think the thing that makes me angriest about the entire culture of people being forced to set up online fundraisers for things like medical treatments and basic necessities is that at least 99% of the people who
I’d like to thank X-Kit for reblogging that for me. I’d also like to sincerely apologize for that showing up untagged.
Holy hell, just for me!?! I might be in LUST!!Thank you so much!
babrahamlincoln: I hope everyone that sees me on a regular basis knows that if they make the slightest hint of a joke about rape I will get in their fucking face and call them out in front of everyone in the room.
procrastiqueen replied to your post “The only thing I’m getting out of this godforsaken rain delay is that…” me 2 me 2 why dont i have one???? probably b/c we cant quit buying t-shirts and blankets. THEY’RE COMING BACK OUT PRAISE THIS
thecube42: this is it this is the video that ends me
cancerously: in all seriousness, without getting into specific spoilers, I think the thing that bowls me over the most about the adventure zone is the absolute love and care you can feel in every single piece of it that comes out of it being a podcast
sharedtrauma:If Wayne Munson has a million fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has ten fans I am one of them. If Wayne Munson has only one fan that is me. If Wayne Munson has no fans, that means I am no longer on this earth.
bemusedlybespectacled: biochemprincess: There’s something to be said for fiction that’s predictable. Like I don’t always want to watch or read something that makes me nervous and wonder what’s going to happen. Sometimes it’s nice to read something
nextdoorgoblin:someone had to make this and i thought might as well be me (idk if someone had already done it)
likehope: 30secondstocalifornia: Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates) I loved 5th grade Every so often a post will make the rounds on here that makes me realize that I’m older than a lot of folks here.
moonurl: ah, cosplay shops are finally selling garnet cosplays. maybe i won’t have to sew it myself— n-nevermind. …wh…how did they get the marks on the heels SO WRONG that they’re on the front of the leg. How did that happen.
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
like, every time I wake up a little early and then decide to go back to sleep for a little bit, I have an extremely stressful dream that makes me regret doing that. Which is very rude of my brain to do. Like, I’m sleeping for you, you know, there’s
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
69rooms: “I want a kiss that burns like madness. I want a kiss that destroys me.” — Helaena Moon
risk-k: I just read something that disturbed me, so I went and check to confirm with my own copy Isayama seems to have said that Eren and Armin may not end up as good friends by the end. Or am I interpreting this wrong, please tell me I’m wrong! My
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
blackbirdrose: zerachin: theongreyjoy: that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time. #THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
vagabond-named-veli: hall70: soulfullynostalgic: 5 years old. that makes me feel so sad for that 5 year old. That’s horrifyingly traumatizing
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: dynastylnoire: wade-wilsons: Viola Davis on being Facebook friends with her childhood bullies. Same Hahaha, she is too real. I do the same. exact. shit.“Oh, I see you ain’t hit that glo’ up yet…”
haesoos: countdown to jaejoong’s birthday → D-22“What I have tattooed on my body are things in my life that I do not wish to forget, things that console me, and things that I am thankful for. Even though I can’t see the tattoos on my back,
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
I feel like I talk too much about my extensive lingerie collection… Maybe that’s why my suitemate described the Soul Calibur character they made after me as “A ginger in lingerie” God dammit
That one friend with the fucked-up sense of humor:
blonesome: bunniesinpajamas: vinebox: That one friend that be goin too far listening to music He pulled the seat back omgg Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that
scifinut: notcuddles: hotline-jacket: mattsmcgorry: does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me And you
darlimondoll: Ok this motherfucker in Rustboro. There’s this Ace Trainer that gives you a Float Stone which halves the weight of a Pokemon that holds it. Then I went upstairs and when I came back this Hiker was there instead. It took me like
Guys Jordan just sent me a screenshot of Shiver by Lucy Rose. Have you heard that song. The fucking words it says. Like. Do you not understand how badly i want to be back in your arms where i can breathe. My body aches with missing you and i can’t
I’m seriously gonna go back and do a compilation video of all the jokes that made me lose my shit bc there are a few that had me CACKLING…
pu12in: officialcrow: arceoxys: officialcrow: aliwav: this is the only thing that leaves me completely shook after looking at it this is alley boy Just so y’all know, the last time there was a dog that was taught to stand like this was a victim
Bad things always happen at the worst possible time. All I want to do is just hide under my blankets and wither away, but tomorrow does not allow for that, and that makes me feel even worse and want to give up even more. Fuck.
legendarilyinvisible: does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
i like how you get my mind off everything that stresses me out… thanks :) i really needed that, how’d you know?
tony-stark-daily: ironman200188: love-howard-potts-3000: tonyspepper: #we love you 3000 Guys… that is the last Tony Stark smile we will ever get… Yeah that made me depressed asf Oh god why Yeah, anyone feel free to just actually kill
Did I just go to read one of my favourite books and realise I can’t because it makes me think of my first best friend who died in January?Yeah. That happened.
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
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freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
cummbunny: things that make me cry: the opening of what the heart wants by selena kids who eat lunch by themselves the entire stand by me movie when rachel from friends finds out shes pregnant this really emotional truck commercial dogs that look sad
god so, there’s been this chick that has been harassing me for like 2 weeks now, but not in the way you thinkshe’s been trying to flirt with me and asking me a lot of personal questions which i’ve been dodging and i’ve just been getting stalker
Whoever this mercy was that healed me during a 3v1 with a DVA, mercy, and an ulting Genji as I was playing junkrat and helped me WIN THAT SHIT YOURE THE REAM MVP OH MY GOD
the response to the reblog w/ monos post was so surprising and i could not be more flattered right now. Thank u so much to those that sent me the good mono content I loved every single one, /even that picture of a random monkey/ 🐒 (mono is monkey in
If I’m in a relationship my morals & my loyalty ain’t the only thing that isn’t going to change….. My wardrobe isn’t going to change My hobbies aren’t going to change My friends aren’t going anywhere Anything that makes me, me
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