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So yeah, this picture of me has gotten me in a lot of trouble. Long story short - my brother snapped this photo of me while he was riding in my car. Two weeks later I find out that he and all his friends were passing it around the entire high school.
gay-gifs: Here’s the gif of me riding the dildo that I promised you guys. Thanks for the 5000k followers! Wish I had a real dick inside me right now
me and that girl from the gym - she’s not bad, but insists i wear a condom - shame …
Sending smiles and a titty hug to all my sexy followers…I was just told today by one of my guy friends that he so hugs tight to see if a girl is natural or has a boob job…he confessed that he knows that I all natural…lol…and
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
That’s right eat my fucking ass and then after spank me cause I’m naughty! >.< Click here to see what else my friend does to me! ;3Affiliate Link Disclosure: Using the link above to subscribe to Tgirls.Porn will net me 50% of your subscription
That fake spank that makes me flinch seems to be the one that stings the most
Me, loving Matt’s new glow up in the new season: :DMe, then realizing that after he thought that his baby sister had DIED, wanted to remember her so he probably grew his hair out like she used to have to do so: D:
wlwraylas: isn’t it just a SHAME that I’m a butch lesbian without a girlfriend? that I’m single? that I’m totally available at any time?
Hey all I’ve been really busy with uni so i haven’t been on here all that much so I may be on a bit more during Easter so feel free to message me girls on here or on kik!!! My kik is ashlymay22. Here’s a photo of me and me teddy! xD
hipster: I’m that girlfriend that stares at you and smiles all the time even when you aren’t looking because I’m so obsessed with you
caramelashton:Aight a lil random but the hug Angela and GGK gave each other after Angela was announced winner made me happy, it was the most wholesome thing that happened in the episode.
jeffociraptor: Fucking Touya His mood is down to 0 again That bitch
OMG THE LAST CHAPTER OF HAL THOUGH I DIDNT EXPECT THAT
He told me I reminded him of his mother. He told me at least a dozen times over that weekend. “Curt doesn’t she remind you of mom?!” he ask his best friend who was with him. Later on when I asked him where his mom was he told me
Me: *sees someone who isn’t homophobic, sexist or racist*Me: Need me a freak like dat 👌 👌 👌
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
slayboybunny:I love sleeping so much cuz you don’t have to worry about anything when ur asleep. feeling a lil insecure in ur relationship? not when ur sleeping. got to do taxes but don’t know how? that doesn’t matter in naptown. the moon is plummeting
dirtylittlechemist: Merry Christmas to you and the Physicist! I hope that it is a wonderful one for you so far. I remember you saying that you liked my hands, so I thought that you might like this one. :) Oh you! Thank you :3 You’re definitely one
photographicpornography: Hello Madame, Happy FF! I hope that you had a great Christmas and that you are continuing to have a great week. I’m so glad that you decided to have FF this week, despite the holidays. I was a bit iffy as to whether
photographicpornography: Mrs. P (one of these weeks I will come up with one that sticks), I hope that your year is off to an absolutely fantastic start so far. I loved your pureskin submission. I’ve always been fond of that sort of shot, and
asleepylioness: Look at this, I’m submitting before Wednesday! Right, so I’ve been told that I have nice hands, although I’m not sure that I understand that one. I have uneven sized knuckles and swollen fingers, thanks to several fractures and
I just stumbled on that text post about nothing being hotter than a guy undoing his belt again, and it reminded that I made this ages ago after seeing that post for the first time.
kingmunsterxvii: Games like Animal Crossing that give you a reason to play every day are great for coping with anxiety/depression because yeah life is terrifying but that bush you planted today? It’s gonna be slightly bigger tomorrow and that at least
And all that we built and all that we breathedAnd all that we spilt or pulled up like weedsIs piled up in back and it burns irrevocably
thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper wtf I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days
This is my jam! Y'all should really kick it though! Jk I like my ME time. Oh, and that mark on my nose is from my dog snapping at me. The little fucker. -_- Snapchat: fickyfer
perspicaciousbovril: There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
thats-slightly-raven: thats-so-kat: thats-slightly-raven: HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED 999? You mean 911? I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered
Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.
That was a cute episode. I love Steven’s love and enthusiasm for helping his dad, making him kind of oblivious that not everyone has the same intentions he does (it makes me sad to think about how everyone was laughing at Steven’s work gaahh). I like
joshpeck: I JUST REALLY WANT TO BE THAT PERSON THAT MAKES ANY SITUATION FUN AND NOT AWKWARD BUT I’M NOT I’M THE PERSON THAT MAKES THINGS UNCOMFORTABLE AND I HATE IT
bigwordsandsharpedges2:animentality:Seems legit to me. That’s something an American would do.
kuramocha:*50 years from now*me: *sighs* me: *looks out the window at the starry night sky* me: why did they end aldnoah zero like that
Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting
ohitsjustgreg: tittytaytay: sobeitjay: ohitsjustgreg: bennyblnco: What do you do if you and your girl at the club and she start grinding on some random man? “Uhhhh babe…….what was that??” go dance with other girls im petty, id take another
mijo-eres-gay: cartnsncreal: That principal looks clean af in them jeans Honestly, that’s a me move
askiathegoat: deadpan-searcher: Fuck, just heard about Neil Degrasse Tyson. This snowball just keeps on getting bigger That’s the first one to actually hurt.gotta drop that nigga like the rest tho. It sucks. Why can’t people act right? Tyson
masturb88: mystracarlile: hashtagsadface: housewitch: Jewel Caterpillar a caterpillar is prettier than me just look at the awesome moth it turns into Fuck that shit moth i would cry if i saw that
It’s very annoying when straight girls are flirting with me “oh so innocently” when an hour ago they had told me that they don’t “get” bisexuals…You’re expecting me to what? Flirt with you and oh so innocently give you the sky?
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
gingeyy: So I’ve always wanted glasses because I like me in glasses. But the closest I will get is with my grandma glasses (from our grandma outfits at lineage beer pong) sooo I might get my hair cut down to ~about this length. Prob a few inches
Here you go!(submitted by iaskthequestions)This is the most amazing thing no one has ever drawn me before and this has…made my day. week. all that.
Me: I really, really really want Chipotle. That’s the one thing I missed in Italy and that I haven’t had in monthsDad: Oh, so you want a burrito. We have burrito things. You can have a burrito here. I don’t want to bring you to Chipotle
manywinged:manywinged:the funniest thing wrong with me is that i’m so bad at picking up on social cues that bullying tactics only have a 10% success rate on meevery time you try to hurt my feelings you have to roll a d20 to determine if it has any
Everyone likes options, right? Something that most people don’t realize is that there are even more options that they are presented with every day than the realize. Will I eat my lunch today, or will I wear it on my head? Do I eat this ice cream
The worst part of reading a fictionally realistic book about a girl making her new life to America aboard the Titanic is that you know what none of the characters know. You know the treasures that were lost to the world that night. You know almost no
spooky-laura-hollis: shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16: Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception
emmysrossum: -You’ve got one fucked up perspective on the world, kid. -Yeah, I hear that a lot. I guess that’s why I gotta be locked up. -No, that’s what makes you great. -Thanks, Rosa.
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
lordsteeb: imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there?
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me: *PLAYS ON REPEAT UNTIL IT’S DEAD TO ME*
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting me that they’re hurting me because i’m afraid of hurting them by telling them they’re hurting me it’s such a mess
brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
stratusopacus: we-love-gaming: This implies that the person played the game for 8,492 hours, and then gave it a negative review. After doing that, they played the game for another 9,165.9 hours.
*ding dong* It was around 3AM at the Alpha Sigma Phi Frathouse when the doorbell rang. There was a party that had raged on the earlier in the night that was dwindling around that time. There were a few stragglers, but for the most part many people were
414lilj: All I’m tryna do is turn all this anger I’ve had inside of me for years into love. That’s all. That’s it.
onanadventuretonowhere: Where: Winterfresh ‘11met my first tumblr raver ashley ^_^who traded me a really awesome cuff<3 Me, Nicole on the right, and her friend. She gave me that lovely yellow MLP cuff I’m wearing in the picture <3
intellectual420: me: hey babe choke me harder him: you like that? ;) me: no i just want to die
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
