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I went and bought some bondage tape today. Does anybody wanna come use it on me?
me-za-me-ro: Finally done! There’s two versions - Day and Night, and I can’t decide which I like more. Also, tell me if you want these as prints ♥
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
molebucks: lovely-dna: molebucks: treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
TBT: That time I climbed that rope ladder in china. #tbt #china #me
Hi everyone!So, not sure if anyone noticed but my posts and reblogs over the last few months have become a teeny bit more…dark lol. And I decided fuck it, it’s my blog and I actually want more things that I think are hot to me. With that
gayscifiguy: superdictionary: Queer Hawkgirl: That’s a queer animal. That’s a strange animal. It must come from another planet. (h/t http://dropkickbatarang.tumblr.com/) me
Love me please? Or tell me I’m pretty. Or snuggle me. Whatever works.
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
What is even wrong with me why would I eat ice cream like that, I don’t deserve that giant boat of calories my dad worked hard to get the money for I don’t deserve to feel bad I’m a fucking white girl in a first world country with a
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
The only factor about me that really seems to get in the way is my “love language.” I tend to physically interact with them more. It’s just how I show someone that I enjoy their presence. But there’s people who don’t want
I have so much anger sitting directly under my skin that I need to let out. Just let me yell at you for a while, I’ll feel like a horrible but less angry person later. or suicide, there’s always that.
Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today; I’ve never had to tell someone where my face is. I don’t think I’m boring enough when I talk to you to not look at anywhere but my body.
vvebkinz: a boy that won’t watch studio ghibli movies with me is a not a boy that i need in my life
slayboybunny:i am not saying i am a gold digger. .. .. but i am saying that if a person wealthier than i am wanted to shower me in money and gifts and fancy trips i would absolutely dig that
hyperheartz: i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner
bloodyvoid: You know when you really want to stab someone but then you remember that it’s illegal
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
l1berum: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
zodiacbaby: frankenfemme: Me and my main gay That’s Jennifer Lopez right she literally looks 15 that’s so crazy
djsordered: me, rereading texts I sent during a meltdown I had ten minutes ago: lol that was so fuckin extra wtf thank god I’ve changed, that’s never happening again
Me: what is my life Me: a Tumblr post that won’t load
Unfortunate reminder that Billy Whalen thinks eating pussy is disgusting and therefore is no better than DJ Khaled 🔫 😔
that-stupid-tardis-sound:there’s a rly loud overconfident kid in my class who makes snarky remarks and jokes at everybody and he doesn’t do that to me so i was like “what’s the deal man do you hate me or something i wanna be included” and he
Is it weird that I @ myself with Kendrick’s blue heels in that vid??
my glasses broke out of nowhere last night, so today i went to the optometrist only to find out that they didn’t take my insurance but waved the exam fee and hooked me up with 2 pairs for 贄. that’s how i know things are gonna be ok.
Some nights all you can think about is how much you desperately want to die and how much you absolutely can’t. And then drink yourself to sleep in hopes that maybe it’ll damage your liver enough that you can die of natural causes and suffer
vaniccio: doing homework at home: (thinking) i need to be on campus so I have that ~learning atmosphere~ to motivate me doing homework on campus: (thinking) i need to be at home so i can sit in my pajamas and have that ~comfortable atmosphere~ to
weloveshortvideos: That friend that has to perform every song in the car I have never seen a vine more like me than this holy fuck
i get that ill never have you. i get that i wont get what i want. its just that fact is hard for me to accept. im used to not getting what i want. im used to being let down. i guess i just thought it was different. but i was wrong. but youll never know
that reminds me! I asked my Mom where I can find a boy toy and she told me “that place with the loud music” I’m like “….abercrombie?” “yeah!”
wow i just looked back at the first posts i ever made on tumblr 1st of all that shit is embarrassing… ew i hate 2010 me 2nd of all i found a quote i posted on like the first day i had this blog, and i realized that i’d posted the exact
sometimes I go on my blog and I see “1 kid playing make-believe” and I get all excited that people are on my blog and then I realize that it’s me
I love that I can actually buy things now that I work… Even though my job at my temple is over until next year in September (When Hebrew school starts again) and one of the families I tutor for hasn’t emailed me in like 2 weeks… lol
i feel kind of like i’m gonna puke but more than that it’s like something stuck in my throat and the something is an angry lump that won’t let me breathe
ONCE IN 10TH GRADE A GUY IN MY MATH CLASS HAD A CRUSH ON ME SO HE SENT ME A MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO ME AND TOLD ME HE WANTED TO MARRY ME AND HAVE A JEWISH FAMILY AND DO A LOT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE TOGETHER AND ALSO THAT HE WANTED TO
Sometimes when I’m texting people and address them by their names I get nervous for a second that I’m texting the wrong person and that someone went in and mixed up all my contacts or something and I’ve been having a conversation with
oamisoa: I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time
I cannot convey the frustration with serial liking enough. It’s not that I want you to reblog because I want more attention. It’s that you are going through my me tag specifically and yet you actively choose not to reblog. It’s like you’re hiding
thats-fuckinhot: foreverharlot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: almost perfect…if only they were both brunettes. Good times. Wigs are fun … FHP would be interesting as a blonde … Might
I miss you so much it hurts But then I remember that you don’t love me And that hurts even more
that-stupid-tardis-sound: there’s a rly loud overconfident kid in my class who makes snarky remarks and jokes at everybody and he doesn’t do that to me so i was like “what’s the deal man do you hate me or something i wanna be included” and
AbsenceI hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not about accepting myself..
amaranthdesires: Absence I hate being trans. I hate everything that i makes me. A monster. A failure. I hate the suffocating knowledge that I’m not cis. Hate. I just want to be able to see myself. Feel my own body under my fingertips. It’s not
I wish I were good at something that actually matter. Something that could pay a mortgage and maybe even let me deserve friends. But wanting something to be is never enough
I think of myself as a domme leaning switch. Is that why I crave denial and edging? That for the second day in a row I’m plugged and gagged doing my choirs. Making a drooling mess of myself?Someone should put me in place
In all fairness the only real reason I want SRS is so that I can comfortably wear a chastity belt, for my partner. But that’s probably just me <3
People can go on and on about just how bad 2020 is to them. 2020 is the best year so far. Have I made more friends this year than all previous combined, yes. Is that good, yes.But that’s just me.
Yes I know I’m a woman because that’s what I identify myself as. But it will never change what society think of me. To them I’m a man in the best case a creep that should just “please leave” in most cases. I wasn’t
wldsunflwr:I want more. I want to be surrounded by those who are positive and invested in me; I want to be positive and invested in others. I want to laugh really, really hard, a lot. I want to let go of the things not meant for me – friendships that
Can’t have a pet? I’m about as useful and supportive as a pet anyways.. and I could make food and build a house but that’s about it and you say you’re not in love with me?!? … ok
Is it weird that I think someone shouting at me in german and in classic nazi uniform and fucking me would be hot?
“Kiss me.” “Do darling, you’re drunk, it’s not right.”“Even the most sexed up man in all history knew that taking advantage of a women is never okay.”Most of the people that ever even vow to posts like *these*, ironically have their entire
featherdusters: *sees smooth digital art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees effortless watercolor art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like that *sees sketchy, angular art* what a kickass style i want my art to be like
dimedog: “I wish I had the time to do that.” - me, a person who definitely has the time to do that but also has terrible time management skills and most likely to just spend 4 hours getting absolutely nothing accomplished instead of the hundred other
all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me: sixpenceee: Sodalite is a type of rock that reacts with UV light. When exposed to it, the rock turns to a golden, lava-like color. Source I thought that was a microphone at
that post isnt about ship hate lmao…… god.this about people making posts tagging 23453 ships and boasting about their straight ships, as if they’re better than people who ship gay ships aka mostly queer people?? like wow finally queer
alcoholic-dog-mom: The filthiest domestic goddess that ever was (@erotic-nonfiction made @cuir–et–dentelle, @floatycrownythingz and me cookies before impact. We’re only a little spoiled)
![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f243d800740cc78e28f41a6479dc0257/2f21d914e66d6be5-05/s512x512u_c1/e1eb0286d11d945fc37ba7090262bfdfe9635ba5.png)
