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brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
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Did I ever tell any of you that as a kid I use to call messes in my rooms S.A.M - Secret Area of Mess
jessthemonkey: Don’t tell daddy I was watching porn bro, I still wanna be his babygirl. Good things can happen to you if you can keep a secret.
the-pie-hunter: legend has it if you say “i dont want children” three times in a mirror an old person will appear and tell you how you secretly do
runawayrat: squidsticks: King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband* Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st
askalphoccio: “With a stick, obviously.“ Alphoccio twirled the broken arrow shaft once before pointing the sharp end forward. ”No, it’s a trade secret actually. Can’t tell you unless you’re a bard yourself, y’know~ Shame you’re
subienick: jtl4: Just to let yall know I have put 25lbs on in four days… Umm…tell me your secrets to them gainz? Post show water. I was only taking in 6oz of water day before show and day of show. Then I splurged and have eaten everything I’ve
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Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester
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sadstonersadist: If I show you then I know you won’t tell what I said‘Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead
toriod:Shhhhh…Tuesday morning shenanigans at work! Don’t tell anyone my secret!
NO MORE DAYS UNTIL I TELL U GUYS A SECRET!!!!
lieutenantstilinski: edenidoigo: whalegod: tell me a secret One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand
6-phds-and-no-sense: 6-phds-and-no-sense: sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it new guy: why
kristenbellspenis: mjalti: i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so
adventuremidget42: little-dove: allcatsconstitutethesamefamily: “How to tell the temperature from your cat’s sleeping position.“ From Your Incredible Cat: Understanding the Secret Powers of Your Pet by David Greene. @notsexualaboutit cats
barbieprivilege:i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it
manywinged:supervillains in their secret lairs telling their one (1) unimpressed bat, rat or scary looking fish minion who only hangs out with them out of pity about their latest evil scheme
dearcat1:“Tell me ur secrets dead tree” lol
manywinged:to me being on tumblr is like a sleepover party. i am painting your nails and telling you my weirdest thoughts and deepest secrets at 3am when we’re all supposed to be sleeping.
I'll tell you my dirty little secret
fantasticincestdreams: daddyslittlehelper: …the enjoyment knows no bounds… except you cannot tell anyone… It’s like fucking your best pal’s missus… or in the case of women.. their best pal’s husband(s)… but the secret makes wanking sooooo
yourddoris: Tell you a secret. / Flower said.