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my-hunghunter: She’s older, knows my parents and lives in the area… they say Mrs. Meringer used to be some sort of extra in the movies… all I know is she asks me to stop by and not tell my mom and dad… she doesn’t need to worry, I’m not gonna
drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: Whose birthday present is this? I asked myself. My son was getting older, turning 30. I kept worrying he was going to lose interest in his old man but he kept telling me I turned him on as much as ever. “C’mon
jhonenv: People ask me, sometimes, “Jhonen, did you go to art school?” I look them in eye and I tell them “Commander Mark was my goddamned art school and that’s all I needed, bitch!” As they’re asking me why I had to respond in such a
milfinlaw: My mother-in-law gets such a treat out of stroking me and getting me hard. She encourages me to just lay back and enjoy it as she strokes me and licks me and asks if she is doing it as good as her daughter does. If I tell her she’s better
breakmelikeimyourgirl: He’ll never know how long ive been here on the floor like this, with my head on the ground and my ass in the air. If he asked me i would tell him, but he doesnt care so he wont ask x … i can feel myself getting wet again thinking
thekelts-incestdesires: They say its bad luck for the Groom to see the Bride in her wedding gown before the wedding so I asked my big brothers opinion,something tells me he liked it
phantomshaman: texasred43: ya caught me… I may have to start asking this of my girl daily until we’re able to see each other again in August… ;) If you don’t ask she’s going to tell you like the naughty princess she is. >;)
elsewhere-comic: ELSEWHERE IS ABOUT TO START IT’S 10TH EPISODE!To celebrate this wonderful event, I’m asking all of YOU to come on down to my patreon page and tell me…What do YOU want to see in the next Episode?You don’t have to be a contributing
mweoc: “Keepers of the Flame” Citizens, As a young boy I would often ask my father about our purpose in life. He would always tell me, “Son, we are the Keepers of the Flame.” It wasn’t until I was occupying the Oval Office myself
tzysk: Stein and Brennivin comic page for Gaia’s In Deep Ship CI Gaia Online i thought they’d be a cute couple because when people asked me whether bren was gay or straight i would just tell them he was sexually attracted to clothes and then
maddzroks: ITS BOUTA GET LOUD IN HERE!!!!!!!!! ((Y'all if u want hit up my ask and tell me ur fav siblings,,I’m curious who everyone likes!!!)) X3
theplanetnotthecity: If anyone asks me what kind of friend you are, I tell them, "Rose Tyler, I'm lost without her."
bad-velvet: Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone Yes except
antifainternational: sourcedumal: guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is
donttlo0katme: GuysHow y'all feel about peeing sitting down? 🤔 I try to avoid it, not just on no extra masculine shit, but logistically it’s a pain because I have to bend it to pee in the bowl which means when I stand up whatever didn’t
ask-me-for-rabu: polkadopolis: ((Ah, that makes a lot of sense. I was lucky enough to be raised in a LGBTQIA friendly household so I’ve never had much of a problem telling my parents when I introduced them to my first girlfriend. Because I’ve never
everythingcanadian: define-strange: songofages: alpha-in-the-impala: kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was It’s okay my friend was telling me that his boyfriend’s age is 21 and that he had a
tragik: every night she rubs cream on my scars and tells me how handsome i am… i couldn’t ask for a better partner in life. you make me feel like the luckiest boi alive. “Don’t take a good woman for granted. Someday, Someone will come along
So I completely forgot to tell anyone besides Nick that my cyst has shrunk almost in half. I feel like the world’s biggest asshole because my mom just now asked about it and I can’t really lie. I told her I got the results back, but that I
sophieturnernews: Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest
alice-in-the-looking-glass: ooneechanxkawaiixtg: This is a more explicit picture for all you that ask for it.Its been a long wait but here it is. Enjoy.So tell me what you think?Should i do more pictures of this kind?still celebrating my 2000th follower
isaiapanduri: HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN My friends asked me why I stood at home on halloween night. I said I felt sick. It’s not true, but I can’t tell my friends that mom played the dominatrix and fucked me all night long in the basement, transformed
controlledeuphoria: In ‘Their eyes were watching God’ Zora Neale Hurston tells us that “There are years that ask questions and years that answer.” 2015 has told me that my voice is valuable, and that people want to listen. I can already hear
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: I once had a guy ask me and my best friend if we were interested in working as strippers for Friday night at Hooters. We were only 13 and trying to enjoy comic con. (submitted by anonymous)
Before I begin my normal post, I would like to recognize and respect this date. On September 11th, 2001, our nation was plummeted into chaos, fear, and loss. I was in kindergarten at the time. I ask my mom how she remembers that day and she tells me that
nsfwilfie: monochromemedic: If everyone is known for something on this community what the hell am i known for. an ask meme: come in my inbox and tell me what i’m known for (if anything at all lmao!)
momsondelight: isaiapanduri: HOW I SPENT MY HALLOWEEN My friends asked me why I stood at home on halloween night. I said I felt sick. It’s not true, but I can’t tell my friends that mom played the dominatrix and fucked me all night long in the
tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: I found out that my aunt is actually a porn actress, and openly asked if I could be her co-star in a future film. Interestingly, she was more than happy to accept my proposal, telling me that’d it’d be
matt40az: Love when the wifey tells me she’s gonna hop in the shower and I ask her to send me some selfies. Before n after the shower! Both sexy as hell!!! Love my yummy wifey 😍😘😍
marfmellow: whenever anyone asks me what my kinks are I say “being adored” because I can’t tell you how many sexual partners think a fat body means a desperate body. if you’re not down to rub coconut oil in the creases of my side belly and to
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
shorm: shorm: So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’ I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’. Timehop tells me that this was two years ago today, apparently!
nadias-tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: I found out that my aunt is actually a porn actress, and openly asked if I could be her co-star in a future film. Interestingly, she was more than happy to accept my proposal, telling me that’d it’d
onlyfoolsandgoats: I was in my modern foreign languages lecture the other day and my lecturer asked us if we as people are nouns/verbs/adjectives and so forth.. So obviously we were like WE A NOUN DUH DUMBO and she was like “then tell me, if you’re
fancifullauren: partybarackisinthehousetonight: “tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone if anyone ever asks
69shadesofgayy: piddlefiggy: tragik: every night she rubs cream on my scars and tells me how handsome i am… i couldn’t ask for a better partner in life. you make me feel like the luckiest boi alive. “Don’t take a good woman for granted.
i threw a bitch in the well don’t ask me i’ll never tell i looked away as she fell dumb ho was in my way
tragik: every night she rubs cream on my scars and tells me how handsome i am… i couldn’t ask for a better partner in life. you make me feel like the luckiest boi alive. “Don’t take a good woman for granted. Someday, Someone will come along
tigull: i threw a bitch in the well don’t ask me i’ll never tell i looked away as she fell dumb ho was in my way
alive-and-shattered: if someone would ask me who i hate the most in this world i’ll tell you its my father
my-tell-tale-heart: Miss, may I ask Alexandria to pierce the veil? Unless she’s sleeping with sirens, then I’ll just escape the fate. Or maybe I’ll fall in reverse, because today is a day to remember. Now, would you kindly bring me the horizon?
youmakeme-laugh: i threw a bitch in the well don’t ask me i’ll never tell i looked away as she fell dumb hoe was in my way This blog is super funny! (via youmakemelaugh.info)
julykings: i’m not sure i’m capable of being loved right now / i feel safe in my quiet way of living and telling my secrets to thread & paper / i don’t know what i’d say if you asked me to know myself / more
kalories: i threw a bitch in the well don’t ask me i’ll never tell i looked away as she fell dumb ho was in my way
extrasad: I know I haven’t called you back in a week but I had a good reason You asked me why my hands were shaking so damn hard and I couldn’t find the words to tell you that sometimes when two stars collide they form a black hole and your voice
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blueeyesfantasy:I bought them for my wife’s before she asked. I check every so often and she still has them in her purse. I keep waiting for the day she tells me she needs me to but her some more.
mycumqueenwife: I remember the first time a man bought my wife underwear. The slut didn’t tell me but I noticed it and asked when she’d bought it. When she told me a guy at work bought her it to fuck her in, I came !! 💦🔥🔥
