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Oh honey, some days I’m going to fuck you like I hate you, like you’re the worst thing that ever happened to me, like the only way to regain control of my life or salvage any part of the burning wreckage you left me is to own you so fucking completely
theparamorebox: fallinloovewithyourself: bewareofparamore: ALL WWEEE KNOOOOOOOOOOOW IS FALLING, IT FALLS This gifset comment is everything my awesomeness made hayley fall and she just decided to chill with me tbh
undeadbarnes: i just got some new fonts, and my bucky barnes playlist has hit 290 songs… so why not give things away? to get a graphic, you need to:be following me ( @undeadbarnes ). do not unfollow me once you have yours; that’s rude.reblog this
shizu-mc: Find me a better parallel, I’ll wait.
angelicky: thegestianpoet: do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews new ask meme: send me these #reviews
I was tagged by @zelka94 RULES: tag any ten followers you want to get to know betterBIRTHDAY: October 20thGENDER/PRONOUNS: She/They (tbh whatever)RELATIONSHIP STATUS: bonely hehZODIAC: LibraSIBLINGS: Two lil’ demonsPETS: currently 11 catsWAKE UP TIMES:
lancemanly: lancemanly: lancemanly: Hey if anybody feels like having me work on some smut for them right away, hit me up. Considering how long the writing process can be I’ll be charging 2 bucks for every 100 words (not rounding up, so if it’s
anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool
chanshic: me: i hate minionsjinyoung:me: …..minions are ok…
collapsed: gutterprince: This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life. i honestly dont believe this is trueno man in their right mind would think most of this is ok…i cant see this being true tbh
Yo people should totally send me more lewd asks! I feel like answering some silly things tbh x3
antiandrogen: me: i just love women and girls, i love prioritizing relationships with other women terfs: yes, my fellow females, let us join hands and- me:
203y: artist i really liked: posts incest unapologetically me:
meloetta: meloetta: girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr- me: dump him boy: hey i need advice about this gir- me: leave her alone
jordanhals: treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me* me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life
stuffedart: under-the-bed-tales: Pacifeast: early days. the only thing more powerful than Sans’s insatiable appetite for Tori’s cooking… is his insatiable appetite for Tori’s hugs. This really makes me want some goat ma hugs too 💜 This
onlyblackgirl: muva-taught-me: kaiiwooo: bixbyuniversal: continue-5-4-3-2-1: blvckgeezus: mia4rmdallas: tayelchapo: lagonegirl: White people really be getting bullied by their kids I’m DEAD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ‘Not respecting parents’
jaaayjvs: princessfailureee: ilovemy4c-hair: It always bothered me when people would say “Natural hair doesn’t look good on me.” but you KNOW what kinda hair they referring to when they say this. 👆🏾👆🏾
pota-totoo:Tfw you sucking fuck at keeping a convo going me all the damn time
can’t believe someone requested magi mAGI IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME
arbitrary-stag:Tbh men’s bulges are so much more sexy than the penis itself. Most of the time dick pics do absolutely nothing for me. 9/10 times I’d much rather see a guy rocking a speedo or jock than the full monty.
tarsuswhore: ginhigh: this is my favourite vine tbh ME TOO THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER AND HARDER THE MORE I WATCH IT
And on top of everything, I can’t help but worry my cuddle buddy here doesn’t want to take it to the next level. I don’t actually want to tbh but I can’t help it when I start getting attached to someone who treats me so kindly. I’m a dog. I’m
brownsvillian: tayspits: nocturne-babydoll: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. ME AF Lmao chicks is crazy Same tbh
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
romcommunist: randomsplashes: deep thoughts at 3am tbh 3am? every hour wtf
ankleghost:*heavy sigh for the girl trying to convince me feminism is evil and that I’m a bad person for thinking it’s a good thing* I’m going to unfriend her tomorrow this is like the eighth time she’s come on my posts and tried to fight
y0ungatheart:#will never be over Shaw’s lil smirk in the last gif tbh #she was all pretend grumpy #but inside she was like #HELL YEAH THIS HOT CHICK IS ABOUT TO DRIVE ME INTO DANGER ON A MOTORBIKE #I dig her #we know Shaw #trust us #WE KNOW (via
as-seenon-tv: friendship
crowmunist: me trying to wrap a christmas present happy holidays
lrrra: so fuck you, you can go cry me an ocean and leave me be
for record-keeping purposes, I read reid as dmab agender as in “I have been screwed over by masculinity so many time and a lot of the masculine figures in my life have either left me/made me feel like shit that I’m just going to go fuck it
another thing to add to the list of “things you shouldn’t do with me,” you probably shouldn’t watch criminal minds with me, either. I just spent an episode screaming, “DID GARCIA GO FOR HIS NIPPLE? SHE TOTALLY JUST TOUCHED
agenderreid: So here’s a picture of me from 2008 in front of Trinity Church (where Alexander Hamilton was buried). I don’t know why I felt the need to show this to Tumblr. Here’s his actual grave stone, which is much cooler.
nicnevan replied to your post: the scent of patchouli makes me think … That could possibly be considered a form of synaesthesia :o whoa really? it’s kind of nice tbh. of all the weird things my brain does, it’s probably one of
samandriel:At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
officialbrostrider: helenaphan: officialbrostrider: i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.” two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out did
bckyb4rnes: youngmushroom: hwatlarry: if you are a vegan great! tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it but if you ever ever tell me that im a killer or try to make me feel bad for eating meat i will eat you ok
urbancatfitters: i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
beyonceprivilege: me: *waves at a dog being walked* dog’s owner: *waves at me* me:
ryuko: Animator Expo - ME!ME!ME!
bombing: doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha doctor: nice me: nice doctor: you’re going to die me: nice
strawberrystardust: clear-as: rowdy-redhead: ratherdielaughing: Polite cat That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes. “Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.” “Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d
nthhn:childrenmilk:itsbetterthananal: this vine haunts me Thats literally me when i see anything behind me lmfao hahahahahahahahhahahaha
androgyn:urie:queencityconfidential:liamliamofficial:my man precummin’ likeI’m an atheist and this made me consider looking to the bible for answers.#me: *hasnt had dick in weeks* #me: *gets lowkey turned on at this weird fruit*
thisiselliz: kids: Daddy future me: dont call me that kids: why not dad? future me: tumblr fucked that up for y’all
lal-salam:blackurbanprep: 1stworldproblemchild: itshalalcuzisaidbismillah: cilantrhoe:homs-i:ghoor:OH MY GOD IS THIS NOT MEME AS HELL ME DEBATING WITH MY PARENTS I’M SCREAMING me over chai me in my sleep lmao Bruh he sounded like he was
nthhn: childrenmilk: itsbetterthananal: this vine haunts me Thats literally me when i see anything behind me lmfao hahahahahahahahhahahaha
saltfishandbake: people: omg how are you single???? me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you
basicallyalwaystired: help me bowl o’ rice help me bowl o’ rice help me down those stairs
kawaiigod: girl: he cheated on me me: then break up with him girl: but- me: bye
cosahermosaa: Me tbh Me too, girl, me too
sharingneedles: boy: (stops texting me) me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
izvirtulis: opiate9: veike: draw me fuck me kiss me
katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21: ishmelina: katyro21 fuck u lil bitch you’re not invited lmao why you wanna fuck me so bad tho? ;) Ew, you wish HOE Haven’t reached that level of masochism just yet LMAO tbh weak Ur face
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
diarrheaworldstarhiphop: thinksquad: @29:00 “i will fucking fuck you up if you don’t turn the fucking phone off” “im going, you guys are following me.. and threatening to fuck me up.. why don’t you guys wait a second instead of following me
I gave my cat some prawns and now he won’t leave me aloneEverything I pick up is a potential prawn to him now
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT MAKES ME MORE AGGRESSIVELY SAD THAN PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT TO HANG OUT BUT NEVER HIT ME UP