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fitnika: When I first began my fitness journey, my goal was focused on a number. Whether that be the number on the scale or the number on the measuring tape. When my numbers decreased, I thought I had reached my short term goals. But the problem was
le-paon-blanc: cover up of my chemical symbols for happiness. I still like them and I know they’re still there but they had to go to complete my “sewing” themed arm. the measuring tape has also an “ironic meaning” reffering to my overweight.
geekyvamp: jmworks: Candice Swanepoel by Mario Testino for Allure September 2011 Her: “well hey there Mr handyman, with your sexy sensible slacks, mallet and measuring tape, what can I do for you?” Him: “I think I’ve broken your toilet”
msamericna:i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
bibidebabideboo: “フライフィッシングで使用するリールをモチーフにしたメジャーです。魚釣りをしている気分でテープを巻き取る行為が楽しめます。株を選んだりちょっと体型が気になったり、メジャーを使いたい場面はふとした時に訪れます。キーリングが付いたメジャーは、アクセサリー感覚で持ち歩けるので、とても便利です。”(FLY REEL MEASURING TAPE（インテリアアクセサリー）｜FiiiiiSH（フィッシュ）のファッション通販
itsfleayo: neon-truths: insidethereef: -grouchomarx: dddante: damn how do white people even get out of bed in the morning This is the best gif set I’ve seen in my entire life. The measuring tape omg. Dammit grandma… Infomercials are amazing
crash-mcbarason:This really cute 1987 desktop office supplies kit was on sale on eBay! It included leek pens, cake measuring tape and eraser eggs!
