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nerdshaveallthefun: gruntledandhinged: ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun. Also, don’t be a jerk. AMEN SISTAH.
symphonies-of-the-overdosed: wander-luzt: lacedwith-ecstasy: waylie: MUST WATCH, TRUST ME. REBLOG FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! High school student gives teacher a lesson. Jeff is the students name in case any were wondering. Teacher’s Info: Julie PhungWorld
spykids5: im having an out of body experience
child-of-clay: im-electric-sympathy: i made sum pancakes oh my god are you shitting me
dichotomization: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and he then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức burned to death in
twloha: These might look like real aquatic creatures in captivity, but Singapore-based artist Keng Lye actually used layers of paint and resin to create a life-like, 3D affect.
#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand
maymay: “Repeat Rape: How do they get away with it?”, Part 1 of 2. (link to Part 2) Sources: College Men: Repeat Rape and Multiple Offending Among Undetected Rapists,Lisak and Miller, 2002 [PDF, 12 pages] Navy Men: Lisak and Miller’s results were
chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons
darkwingsnark: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist, So…what happens if you STILL failed the test? XD
disneyscouples: FOR THE LOVE OF DISNEY
thisismycleanlife: People need more stands like this instead of candy shops
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek
chirart: the-soul-eater-alchemist: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING. do you really want to go there
A World Of My Own
pogonabarbata: haha, i’ve read this before somewhere, brilliant. But of course it happened in the valley, that place has gone from homeless druggies and diseased prostitues to drunken fuck-heads and their barely-clothed girlfriends over the years,
waltdisneyconfessions: “Jane and Tarzan have some of the most realistic chemistry in a Disney couple ever.”
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve
pettankoprincess: ashleymater: Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
timcanpy: 9 gifs of: Hinata | Requested by Alchemisty
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
alaskaisnotlost: raspberryragdoll: chevchester: whimmy-bam: lordwatermelon: kapsejs: agnesaur: the-mysterious-sugar-bowl: kiibutt: fairgroundsoldier: #what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning #we are the generation that
iamtonysexual: alphaidiot: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see
a sense of serenity and relief
Do you know how it feels to know that you are incapable of making the one you love happy, only miserable? It feels disgusting. That your love is so weak, you could exhaust yourself trying and trying to share your happiness with another person, and it
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
oxyhaemoglobin: Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this
tylerfucklin: l0stkeys: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. why would i want blank paper
nastysnatchgunk: this-is-life-i-live: genuine-discord: If you can’t reblog this, you don’t deserve to be on tumblr. I feel like the above GIF is an accurate description of who we are and what we do here. Tumblr is my second family. God bless
carpeumbra: In which the Supernatural fandom gets another thing right MIRACULOUSLY and it’s one of the most important points in occult Biblical theory.
mikotos-deactivated20140425: Random gifs of Sakura , Ino and Hinata ||| キティ
neptunesbounty: Beauty of the Universe II - Colors
theplushprince: johnjade: gallade-x-treme: embroidedmelody: bryainiac: This is a handheld gamecube. I CAME EVERYWHERE DO THESE REALLY EXIST From what I’ve read it’s in the beginning stages of production but I want one SO BAD SWEET MOTHER
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
hidden-child: just-another-timelord: ourmusiciswhatdefinesus: Ok so the girl on the left in this photo with me, was in a coma for the last several weeks on a failed suicide attempt. A few days ago she woke up. She has no memory of herself what so ever.
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
amzzz358: So the first jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi married the first hokageAnd then Kushina married Minato. And now Sasuke wants to become Hokage. While Naruto is the jinchuuriki. I mean I’m not saying anything. But I am.
deanohgorman: Lord of the Rings characters as the twelve common character archetypes. Inspired by this.
averagesparrow: youcrashquimssaysfuckthepolice: spontaneousfangasm: this-is-the-fun-vee: piperparker—iamspidergirl: jackjackdoe: Gender Bender [MOTHER OF GOD YES DO YOU SEE BLACK WIDOW JESUS] MAN-NATASHA IN THAT TOP ONE IS THE HOTTEST THING
My Cup Of Tea
waltdisneyconfessions: “It’s because of Merida that I’ve decided to take up archery. I’d love to be half as good as her one day.”
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
best-of-funny: wayward-saints: if you dont like will smith and his family i dont think i want to know you. X
theghoulqueen: men aren’t told to carry around weapons men aren’t told to go to self defense classes men aren’t told to only go out in groups men aren’t told not to go out at a certain hour of the night men aren’t told that they shouldn’t
waaaavvvvees: sunlighters: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim
best-of-funny: justgomissing: …No it isn’t. X
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