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girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup is worth around 跌 I was literally over my grandma’s once and all I did was look at it and she was like “YOU WANT IT” and I was like uh “GO AHEAD TAKE IT IT’S YOURS” so now it
janemba:legitimism:I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well. Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil
badassbookhugger: don’t tell me that taking a book everywhere I go is useless, I can always hit your ugly ass face with it when you start shit like this and it won’t be useless anymore
lohanthony: unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes,
finalanimus: headphones-in-do-not-disturb: nyx-goes-hard-in-the-paint: thisisfuckingexile: Thought I’d make a gifset out of it, in the order it happened. Mitch will be taking none of your hipster shit today! Just keep an eye on Mitch’s face,
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DIRTY ASS NASTY OLD WHITE MAN COMING OVER HERE AND BEING RUDE AND THEN USING MY GOTDAMN PEN AFTER HE USED THE BATHROOM WITHOUT WASHING HIS NASTY ASS HANDS MAN THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING I DON’T CARE IF YOU STAND UP TAKING A PISS, WASH YOUR FUCKING
straightboyfriend: scemo-grunge: straightboyfriend: “dont fight hate with hate” = “stay silent & let people disrespect you instead of fighting back & not taking people’s shit” You can fight back without using hate to show your message.
janemba: legitimism: I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well. Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil I need a gf like this^ in return…. Fuck the shitttttt outta
deviousgenius: hallucinations: romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet
sandyminn: You deserve someone who gives a shit. You deserve someone who doesn’t take pride in being an asshole. You deserve someone who doesn’t invalidate your feelings by calling you annoying or sensitive. You deserve someone who’s all about
cuckoldwebcams: Here you go cuckold. Look her right in the face while I fuck the shit out of her. You would of busted a nut already trying to do your wife like this. Watch her take it!
yungbttm: stupid-cunthole: dumbbbwhore: bellawhore08:deviousmentality: You are only a true slut once you are able to take something this big all the way up your asshole like a good whore. If you can’t, you better start training that shit hole of
deviousgenius:hallucinations: romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet
domofslaves: jespeach: Master, it matters not when or where you want me. I am yours to take, whenever or wherever you wish. This is a very good kitten. Her sir or future sir will be a lucky shit ;)
brokenalice: cheesus-take-the-wheel: igirisu: England… there’s… ice cream on your toes... fixed* I knew it oh shit I love ice cream, gimme
black-quadrant replied to your post: if you actually really take a close lo… PLEASE. KARKAT IS AN EXPERT SHIPMASTER. HE PLAYS BATTLESHIP WITH LOVE AND NO ONE CAN SAY SHIT OTHERWISE. …but yeah he could stand to get a few pointers. he’d
afro-virgo: if you came out of this semester alive & in one piece, celebrate that shit. don’t worry about grades right now. sleep. eat something delicious. buy yourself a present. watch a whole season of your favorite show in one sitting. take
creamynut:You’ll know if you found that one person, when you show them that weird you, that you that you never speak of. The alone you, where you do the weirdest shit on the planet. That you that you take to your grave and they ain’t runnin. That’s
iliveyourdreams: spragzpc1: Got him looking for the truth back there 🦊 I love that aggressive shit. Fuck being yourself during Sex. Take on the soul of your favorite freak and go tf in!!!
official-sebastian-strider: impossibleclarawho: My friend not taking shit from anyone and the struggles of living in a Bible Belt state: a trilogy. Tell your friend that they are amazing.
brandaddicts: deviousgenius: hallucinations: romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet aka-benz
bambitaz: candiikismet: onlyblackgirl: Ain’t gone shit cuz clearly your son got a happy family without you and you at home lonely bitter and homophobic working part time at Wendy’s. If my son sent me this Christmas card I would take it to my jobs
vvankinq: lanashiftdelrey: when you’re doing a group project but your partner can’t do shit so you have to take over their part If there’s one way I could sum up my entire undergrad….
rocknroll-hippie: roll it up, take a hit. follow rocknroll-hippie for a lot more trippy shit on your dash x
milfman51: “So is this how you take a selfie son?” “Mom! Why are you in your underwear?” “Oh…shit…I forgot I was in ny bedroom…oh well…it’s not like you havent seen it before…” “Yeah…but its like weird…it’s making things…bulge…”
str82anal: “A true woman is an uninhibited anal whore that loves to have her shit hole stuffed deeply with hard cock, rather than platitudinous pussy fucking. Forget vaginal, ladies, take it deep in your asshole and discover the jubilation of back-door
stevenonoja: Be yourself, literally. I am a hardhead but i still get my shit done no matter how long it has taken. Its not how much people like you but how firm you are in your ways. Its not how long you take but how dedicated you are. Confidence is
baby-make-it-hurt: leunoia: leunoia: hallucinations: romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet I always panic that they
janemba: legitimism:I’m the girlfriend who will stay awake all night rubbing your back as you sleep, just so you sleep well. Not me. I got shit to do in the morning take a NyQuil
sandyminn:You deserve someone who gives a shit. You deserve someone who doesn’t take pride in being an asshole. You deserve someone who doesn’t invalidate your feelings by calling you annoying or sensitive. You deserve someone who’s all about you.
Any of you who love drama should become part of my family. The Kardashians don’t have shit on us. You would be entertained for the rest of your lives. I’m just looking for a way to secede from it & any of you could take my place.
holdmypurse: pussymitosis: You ever ask your mother for McDonalds when you was younger. And she tells you she’s going to take you. So you’re all excited and shit.. But then she passes the McDonalds on the way home, and when you remind her… She
itskkiss: Oh fuck yes…… Shit bro your wife can take my whole cock down her throat !
deviousgenius:hallucinations:romeoperalta:mynamesdiana:Times Square from above.so scaryHoly shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet
capteinzacharie: gaycrusader: it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING yeah some self raising flour so we don’t have to deal with the little shits
journeyintohiddleston: leftforbed: pineappledean: though-hell-should-bar-the-way: Sassy Cas. Castiel does not have time for your human shit. peasants fan fiction writers: take note. his wings aren’t hidden. humans just can’t perceive
americanspiritprincess: themoonphase: lovelyom: takee-a-triip-insidee-my-heaad: mooonkid: god damn i love my room me too holy shit Woah Oh wow I love your room too omg 😍
madsexontop: It’s especially at times when we’re out at a party that I want his, when you don’t give a shit whether anyones about or not. I’ll take you when I want, I don’t care if it’s your best dress….-Him
actionables: cakejam: this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him so done with you and your rude shit
offendings: 969kg: my-body-not-yours: FUCK he’s like just checkin u out oh god OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL
montypla replied to your post: anonymous asked:Any chance you ca…Pascal>Fourier thoughI’ll take Fourier over Pascal but only by a little bit. Still I think they work better if you put em together. Pascal doing all the freaky shit and dragging
slimchocolatebeauty: Casual sex is dead. I wanna fuck you , feed you , care for you , support your goals , do shit with you , help you out & take naps with you damn.
as long as the left keep saying stupid shit like “criminals won’t be less prone to recidivism just as sick/unwell people won’t be less sick/unwell from going to a hospital” then sorry I’ll just won’t take consider your
neverlastings: deviousgenius: hallucinations: romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet .
khooleesi: If you ever see a bad picture of yourself just think about sunsets Have you ever tried to take a picture of a sunset with a crappy camera? It turns out like shit. I mean that could be the most beautiful sunset you’ve ever seen in your life
deviousgenius:hallucinations:romeoperalta: mynamesdiana: Times Square from above. so scary Holy shit this shot takes my breath away That moment when you have the heights sensation on your feet
theparismichael: sungawddess: theparismichael: sungawddess: theparismichael: ladies if you walk in the crib and your boyfriend and his homie are taking a bath together wyd joining that’s cus you on some other shit two words… Eiffel Tower
sunshineandtearss: There is absolutely no excuse to treat people like shit. At least take responsibility for your actions and apologise.
