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in0my0u: FINE SINCE KIM IS TERRIBLE AND WOULDN’T TAKE MY SUBMISSION FOR HER OWN CARD You guys can have it because you’re lovely people. <3 [awesome pick up line from bbcsherlockpickuplines] OH MY GOD, YES. HIS POSE. I CAN’T XD
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
theselfieshelf: Just a year ago, I had never taken any “naughty” pictures in my life. Now, after dating my current boyfriend, I take them all the time for him. It really has done wonders for my body image and confidence! Thought I’d share some
Every year I take two Christmas portraits to send out as Christmas cards, one clean version for the family, one for everyone else. This year my idea involved four lovely friends coming over to participate in the endeavor. Here is a random shot taken after
An out take from today’s shoot of my 2011 Christmas Card. If you’d like a copy, please send me your mailing address to studio@markvelasquez.com and specify if you’d like the Naughty version or Nice one. Happy Holidays!
It means so much to me when one of you takes the time out to follow the blog or
Showing my sissy clitty and ID card!Welcome to the sissy club, Prissy Pansy! Everyone take note that this slut loves cocks and cum :)
Please take my submission. :) and EXPOSE me…
beautifulanderoticincest: My sister knew I was in photography class so she asked me to take a picture for her boyfriend who was just shipped overseas. … After we filled up the memory card, we could only send him this one…
edohio: You won’t be embarrassed taking your Mom to the dance will you honey? You will be the hottest girl there Mom ~touches arm~ Aww you are so sweet to your mother, play your cards right and you just might get lucky tonight ~smile BOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
E-Ink Thinnest Watch - as thin as a credit card. It charges for 10 minus, lasting for a month on a single charge. Kickstarter page and more information here
My sister and I had had a standing appointment for years - a long lunch together every Wednesday at a nice place that didn’t take credit cards, only cash. It was only lately that these lunches had involved room service and showers instead of waiters
lolfactory: When I was 7, my mom had us take Christmas Card pictures. My sisters wouldn’t stop fighting, so I did what older brothers do best..- funny tumblr - lol rofl wtf pics
gaycartoonnetwork: Dad told me that there would be serious consequences if I failed my math test again. The day I brought in my report card, he took me in my room, bolted the door and asked me take my pants off. I thought he was going to beat me with
ghdos: dyrtybitch: ghdos: This is by far the greatest condiment in the universe. I hate barbecue sauce on my chicken. *goes into hiding so ya’ll can’t take my hood card.* I’m sorry… wut? I literally put this shit on everything! if you
Darn it Scoot. Could you please take a break from being so bucking adorable? srsly
i really just be shopping to fill the void
I jokingly asked my friend Dylan to make me a card for Valentines that would say “I love you 5ever” yesterday, and today when he realized he forgot, he gave me the one he had to make for Spanish and just wrote it on the back. Yes, the card
powerfrog: cmder: powerfrog: me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.
cmder: powerfrog: cmder: powerfrog: me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia julian you can’t react to every situation by taking away someone’s yugioh cards oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to
Phone’s SD card is fucked
sashab4nks: take my computer away from me Best Valentine’s day card EVER!
annethecatdetective: burning-high-rise: whorishgreen: whorishgreen: I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years
earpwave:We noticed abnormal activity on your credit card, so we just need you to confirm or deny some of the recent charges.
I took the perfect photo of Leonard while he was trying to guilt my mom into giving him treats so I slapped some text on it and made it a holiday card
artemispanthar:I took the perfect photo of Leonard while he was trying to guilt my mom into giving him treats so I slapped some text on it and made it a holiday card This face. This is just the most perfect face I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
pineapplejarritos: kdramabc: my kind of man He should take that card and head to a new barber
03410774: Welcome to DMMd♂ AirlineFor your safety, please ensure that your seat belt is fastened. ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ JUST TAKE MY MONEY AND I WILL BE YOUR PLATINUM CARD MEMBER
tigger-warning: please take my business card
gentlemanbones: neilnevins: costers-german-hole: Hugh-gi-oh heart of the cards, Jimbo! I’m attacking directly with my Sonic Duck! I’m real sorry about this, Jim-Jam, but it looks like you’re on your way to the Shadow Realm!
cashsir: stupidsubfaggot: Sir… take my credit card please… if you insist, fag, hahaha my paypal: sirthomas88@hotmail.com
lexieloveyoulikeacupcake: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
ihatemynose:wish i could take my brain out and blow on it like a nintendo ds game card
itscruellabitch: jehovahhthickness: ursulas-necklace: whitegirlsaintshit: tahreza: Please I’m ordering a pair rn I just got a gift card I’m not playing I’m ordering this right now Now I can finally shit without having to take my onesie off
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
mtnrebel: Ever try to buy some gas and the damn pump won’t take your credit card for some reason? We were about out of gas and the pump wouldn’t take my card. I thought we were going to end up walking home.Mom went in to talk to the clerk. He looked
lenaatheplug: someone take my debit card lol Message me to Buy my VIP Snapchat!
dolggiddingbitch: beautyisopinion: freakynastynig: bestblackgirlsxxx: Mad skills on the pole. Gah damn!! Strong💪💪💪💪 #girlpower I woulda gave her everything I came in with like take my cards too😩🔥 She woulda got a whole stacc from
samsmithtattoo: Started my first ever backpiece on trooper @jaydoh today, it’s already such an honor to tattoo you man. Thanks for having some faith and helping me take my tarot project to the next level. Card VII: The Chariot. #tattoo #nekkidguy!!
speaking of being old, my credit card bill is gonna kill me with taking my cat to the vet, my dogs groomed, my bills and my moms bill :((
meowgon: YO LET’S ORDER PIZZA GIVEAWAY if you win i will order you a pizza from whatever pizza place that will take my credit card, max ฤ. alternately i will just paypal you ฤ if that’s the second best option and you can buy your own pizza
apparently if i take my key card out its slot, there is zero prevent energy in the room So this whole time my phone charged none And I’m sweaty in bed for nothing
Currently not taking any premium purchases from New Zealanders (direct deposits) until my cards have been cancelled
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