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afroambrosia: I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this day I’ll close the game Me, the next day, already watered the crops and in town shopping: Unfortunate,
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
i pray to never rest in peace
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
chronicintrovert:self-care is spending 90% of your day absorbed in fictional worlds/characters to avoid thinking about or engaging with your very real problems
autieblesam: lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
fratsona: *posts art**IMMEDIATELY sees four anatomical errors, missing shit, part of the line i forgot to erase in eight different places and the silhouette of jesus burned into it*
notmusa: i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction)
mmishaya: Me and my mutuals logging tf in
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
raphaeliscoolbutrude: writing-prompt-s: “In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?” Because being mean makes me feel bad.
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
twenyonepilots: *listens to Stressed Out in a desperate attempt to be less stressed out*
bywandandsword:I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods
mojav: chillin in bed, one titty out, head hurts, life is a mess
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
mercedesbenzodiazepine:I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
spooky-gloria-mott: me in a horror movie
a-daks:“I’m dying Squirtle” and “Pull the trigger Piglet” are two phrases that I will not only use until I die but both evoke an emotion incapable of being translated in any other words.
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
darkremark: gusmen: “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet ME
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
misskrisseh: SpongeBob memes are my life in a nutshell
cutecajunlizard: phruxx: phruxx: dwps: phruxx: phruxx: what if there was a superhero who gained their power from buttplugs like they put in one of those cat tail buttplugs and gained cat powers and stuff a plain stainless steel buttplug gives super
sodomymcscurvylegs: inkskinned: As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will
abare-apple: book-nerd1127: abare-apple: transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit Wait but don’t you die if you don’t kill witches please watch other magical girl shows
9-kageyama-tobio: otp: *confesses* me: nice otp: *accidentally confesses* me: n i c E otp: *accidentally confesses while in a heated argument* me, fanning myself with my hands: OHOHOHOHOHO N I C E
noctea:being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea lly
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
*with cum in my mouth* do you hate me?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:supply and demand in action right here
nonirikku: fluffybunnybadass: #not seeing your friends in a while like (via somniumaddiction) Me tbh
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children. Any fictional setting: Features a cast of impertinent misfit child characters that partake in misadventures and don’t trust authority Me:
charliemitya: dangerbooze: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest
sickbraat: forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible
thecringeandwincefactory: nentuaby: original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761 My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.
insomniac-arrest: me, doing things that are supposed to improve my mental health: the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
fukkafyla: its TMI tuesday (tuck me in tuesday)
hustlerose: implied: whole pussy out dirt in my mouth sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south bone removal without approval i found your name and address on the google
usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.
averagefairy: me talking to myself in the back room at work
scarletswalking: refinery29: This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her
positive–energyyy:Girls knowing about your fetish, and then purposefully sending you pictures because they know it’s gonna get your dick hard in 0.6 seconds are Satan
lord-kitschener: swyrs: yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner
officialunitedstates: me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
jacksinraw: An upcoming video from JackSinRaw.net called “Bottomless Raw Pussy” because this dude wasn’t satisfied getting tagged in a hotel. I had to stop behind a church to put some dick in that ass because he was so hot and ready. #IDGAFSex
sejii: tumblr experiment: put in the tags what you call this thing
gizzy-drake: kdott123: gizzy-drake: I was tagged in the 6 selfie 2016 thing a while ago by a few people, so here you go. I swear I actually smile in real life! Mad pretty! ☺️☺️☺️ Wow
dirtydaddythings:He can’t help it. Even when his ass is full of Daddy dick, he needs to keep his mouth occupied. He’d have me in both ends at once if he could. I need to find him a brother to keep that end occupied and to tag in for Daddy.
see, without that little tag in the corner, I wouldn’t have known this was Megan Fox. I really only watch things on Netflix when they’re very very recommended. And I can’t think of anything I like Megan Fox in. She looks cute here, tho.
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