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thebigmonstersucc: My friend @ksuriuri surprised me with this on my bday 2 weeks ago and I died.
zelka94: Gaster for my bby @ksuriuri. I uploaded this 2 days earlier than I intended, because I am a very impatient person and I like to ruin my own surprises ‘ID Space overload for this one~ Also my own take on Gaster’s Gaster Blasters because
alwaysbewoke: everyjourneylove: samurai-ko: loganmcowen: xaldien: loganmcowen: Of fucking course What sick bastard doesn’t “You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped”
The music in this scene reminded me of The Circle of Life so I switched it. And to my surprise it fits very well.
chongotheartist:Chongo back at it with the weird fat bbullshit I’m just surprised it was never done before
completelydifferentb1a4: B1A4 will try to convince young WM trainees that the building is haunted. The youngsters don’t buy it, but the boys themselves start feeling a bit unsettled by their own tales. They’re now afraid to walk around it alone.
MOVIE THEATERS ARE CURSED!!If I drink at the movies I swear I’m a desperate mess!! /)>\•(\ it’s so hard to hold for some reason…. I’m surprised i haven’t wet myself at the movies fully tbh!!
lilfoxxie:twigcrown: lilfoxxie SURPRISE!!! It’s a lil gif icon! ^_^ Sorry it’s so choppy, I’m just getting used to coloring animations sooo coool!! omg thankyou so so much! This is amazing!! :3 <3
atomicpowered: Here again with relatable ™ content. Tbh tho this is real nasty, most people who are that negative don’t do it intentionally, its just how they feel, so shouting at them and calling it pity praise is a real dick move
boyjadzia: louisthesixteenth: louisthesixteenth: honestly this whole office type thing is getting really fishy to me bc i searched the company that’s developing it on google and the only things that popped up are their twitter, facebook, and tag
pateachouxlesbian: duxwontobey: It’s out of context y’all are crazy lol, he’s saying that powerful people own the press and therefore don’t let the press stay open. I’m all for having problems with elon musk and his business practices, but
6woofs: More pirate Chuck! Arrrrr! He didn’t mind the eyepatch (makes sense), but he wasn’t fond of the hat. It was for a kid too so there’s no string so I am surprised it stayed!
Ashes and fires and dust 🥰My Ashen One was a fire keeper in her past life, tending to the flame… now she’s asked to be kindling for it >:)
littledigits: what would you call a bill possessed Mable ? bable ? lol idk im sure someone thought up something. I’m actually surprised it turned out to be a fuller (albeit greyscale) picture. edit: yes I get it ’ mabill ‘ - you can stop
perverted-monkey: queenlionesss: I was twerking in silence…just tryna see what my ass looked like and to my surprise it was a lot better than I thought. Now this is my #1 requested outfit to dance in. But it’s about time to throw out this shirt
aliensexeducator: browningtons: I shoved this xbox in the toilet and it still works #that’s like putting a bird in a nest and being surprised it can still fly
musical-gopher: It had to be done im surprised it wasnt done sooner lol XD
distortedsfm: Requested futa autofellatio with a character of MY choice GFYCAT SURPRISE IT’S NO ELIZABETH! I wanted to do something with Harley, but had no idea WHAT. And that’s what came to my mind, I like it. Support me on Patreon if you want
mmmegh: Look who it is, what a surprise.(it’s Ciel. again.)
only in tejas does it rain just totally out of a normal sky. There was literally no sign of rain at all and then boom, rain. but im not at all surprised it would rain today ☔
Okay today was so much better than yesterday, tonight I have a very specifically aimed cv to type up because ~dream job has appeared. Also had the absolutely best surprise (within the work place, outside of a pay rise) which came in the form of a love
Eeee~ >w< Core aka Exvarn ( @exvarn / @masterexvarn ) just randomly surprised me with this wonderful little art of my fursona. >w< I love it! *pounces him* Thank you, spottybutt! <3
itstimeforcomics:its time for fall!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuckyeah, it’s about ti-motherfucker>_<;Godammit summer, go away!
lloxies-art-boxy: I made this silly comic a couple years ago and never got around to uploading it. So… here, have something dumb and silly xD Twilight’s “smoking” one of those bubble pipe toys, and is surprised it helps her concentrate, but then
while I’m doing procrastination feelings posts, I am going through the most intense friendship feelings for someone for the first time in a long while. I mean, it’s pretty obvious that I’ve been going through them for the past few
me being into noses isn’t very surprising, especially for anyone who was with me during my lengthy obsession with Richard Armitage’s nose.
klainernity: That’s the surprise, it’s not #GroffDay, it’s #GroffWeek
squeedge: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: heavy-is-the-metal: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: commanderdouche: Seeing Pop Vinyl figures is like pop vinyl is like, taco bell in demolition man. it won the vinyl toy wars, in that, through brute force and basic nerd
jasontodding: Oh, you got to talking with Ra’s, huh? Does it make it easier for you to think that my dip in his fountain of youth turned me rabid? Or is this just the real me?
absolutelybatty:If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?
woggywoowoo: I’m not very good at this memorial stuff. So you’ll have to forgive me. Sophie passed away yesterday. She was in poor health for a while now, so it wasn’t exactly surprising. It still doesn’t make losing her any easier.Sophie was
fireyfobbitmedicine: acepitcher: femremuslupin: sandralvv: When I was a teenager, there was a cartoon that I loved and marked me forever. When I first saw two women together, I was surprised. It was something I had never seen… and I wanted it to
vox: Google News Lab has been tracking just how much people care about Jon Stewart’s departure from The Daily Show, an event that has loomed large over the internet’s news cycle for months. It’s no surprise which states care the most about the
If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!
i-like-eyes:Weirdly Specific Artist Ask GameDidn’t see a lot of artist ask games, wanted to make a silly one. (I wrote this while sick out of my mind last year and it’s been collecting dust in my drafts, I might as well let it run free)1.
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise It’s just a bit blurry..
I went and got a frame today and put the signed poster I got on my wall! :D now I can stop worrying about it getting destroyed because it’s now protected behind glass
the last one was actually the one I was looking for but I was surprised and amused that it came up in the search autocomplete
stevencrewniverse: Join us THIS SATURDAY at San Diego Comic-Con! Ask us questions! Learn some secret surprises! You won’t want to miss it- we have some fun stuff planned!! CARTOON NETWORK PRESENTS: STEVEN UNIVERSE 10:00 a.m. – 11:00 a.m. Hilton
I’m surprised I haven’t gotten any asks about how Amethyst said “I love you, Pearl!” when chasing her to hug her when covered in goop. I know she was just fooling around and harassing Pearl but I thought it was really cute, considering the Gems
y’know, it kind of surprised me to find out that Steven finds out Lion can walk on water and make portals, visits a magical Gem cave full of all sorts of Gem stuff, and then pulls an enormous pink sword out of Lion’s head all in the same day but never
beneathsilverstars: “Does it help to know that the templar I took them from is a total jerk?”“Surprisingly, it does not.”strideer is the BEST and he drew this for me to color!! my hawke has a big dumb crush on aveline but alas, aveline “just
fivetail: pyreo: Why would a condom company call themselves ‘Trojan’ anyway. wasn’t the point of it that the Trojans were safely encased into the enemy stronghold and then burst out and took them by surprise it’s just not really the kind of
sl-0th: bre-ishurna: marionjeann: 4rizona-tea: fuckthingsup: puckleberrylover: I didnt have to hesitate for a moment to reblog this after I read it. OWNED forever reblog, scum i wonder what terrible person messaged her that My little 7 year
its-not-raining: “What do you want?” Roy asked pointedly, glaring at the black spot on his otherwise clean desk. He knew of course what the man was talking about but- -there was a part of him that wanted to see him admit it. To take responsibility,
chlorokin: ‘Cause, ya know, trail mix is usually so girly! I’m surprised it doesn’t contain woodchips Just start adding woodchips to the trail mix.It could potentially help thin out the herd.
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
josephsk: brycewestgaard Pokémon protagonists with their lower halves replaced by their counterparts of the opposite gender. Here is the source for the male protagonists done by @urizanejyoutyu. I thought I’d give a go at it too so I did a 2nd one
banana-banshee: Younger Endeavor - Enji Todotoki 🔥Surprisingly it’s one of my fav piece because of the work behind it. Took many tries to render all the rage emanating from him, from the lines to the latest effect. This rage would twist the life
madting6: everydayfixxx: hennythingspossible: 😒 The only thing surprising about this is that she admitted it. She’s right. Yall too helpful and I need dramatics.
ahmbaar-ruhnay: murderweapon: fuckrashida: kontrollsysteme: boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy This hurts my heart :( girl. This doesn’t surprise me. Yeah, it’s sad, but white parents-especially the mom (cuz woohoo gender roles)-don’t bother to learn how
jxnchuriki: jehovahhthickness: Me in the shower This would make my videos in the shower so much easier. Do you know how hard it is trying not to get my phone wet. I’m surprised it still works 🙃😭
heartbreakeranie: heartbreakeranie: Surprise! It’s morning boobies! :) Love, Anie Posted this a year ago. I think it’s my most popular post ever. I’m not sure why. lol. ;)Patreon/Wishlist/Instagram
fuku-shuu: First look at the Shingeki no Kyojin film’s military uniform! (Source) Cast member Mizuhara Kiko originally posted this today on her Instagram here, but she quickly removed the post (No surprise why - she must’ve done it accidentally).
lazuliblade: majestically-fangirling: krystal-tsuki: shieldon: Young Viktor & Johnny Weir @judarchan OMG *_* IT SURE AS SHIT WAS AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: Figure skating is a surprisingly homophobic sport, in part due to how flamboyant that
Huh… Considering that I enjoy robot porn, alien porn, monster porn, etc etc, I guess I shouldn’t be so surprised that I’m adding on skeleton porn onto that list.Welp, time to finally go buy Undertale and begin playing it because I NEED SKELETON
Nick came home with flowers today. For no reason whatsoever either. It really surprised me:) Purple flowers to go along with everything else in my house that is purple lol
Got all the grocery shopping done, and I even picked up a new book and a new adidas gym bag:) I also got Murph: the Protector on dvd for Nick. He really wanted to see it, so I’m going to surprise it with him later:) Now I’m just at home
