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YOU GUYS. @AndrewRannells spoke directly to me! Well, as a means to hit on @kevper, of course, but whatever, I’ll take it. Stupid boobs, what a cockblock this evening. I digress, that was such a fucking incredible performance tonight. Holy shit.

Keep that tongue hanging out, panting like a dirty bitch. Your friend there is going to keep pounding back on that dildo while I paint your stupid face with cum. Then we’ll see what other tricks I can teach you two mutts to perform.

“So Professor Danielson, I’m not sure we really need you teaching feminist literature anymore… especially since I’ve turned your class into a bunch of stupid bimbos. So I suppose the only role you’ll have on campus this year will be performing

teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narrativ

So everybody else on campus is out getting fucked up for the weekend.

degrader-daddy: whoreabuse3: a pig, a cow, a fat stupid sow Hahahaha - what a sack of meat this fat cow is. Look at it milks its own udders in a wonderful display of what it means to have accepted your role as a subhuman performing monkey. http://degra

The x factor lost some amazing talent tonight. The boys lost Josh Levi from the bottom two, even though I think Rion Paige’s performance was squeakier and worse.. Sorry about your mentally stupid mentor. And the over 25s lost Lillie McCloud, the

female-animals: keepingher: Preparing me a snack. Just fantastic. As it should be.A Stupid Animal performing an important kitchen function under its Master’s strict control.This picture is just wonderful. Wonderful little beast.

cumaeansibyl: hatingongodot:hatingongodot: gender is a performance and i’m an overenthusiastic extra who plays 11 different characters, and whose stupidly energetic line delivery makes me an audience fave and also widely despised by the rest of the

tamedbyafox:animentality:this logic is so irrelevant. no one promoting this sort of bill actually cares about this. they know full well that drag performance and theatrical cross dressing is perfectly fine and a type of performance. the stupid lists of

female-animals: Having your Stupid Animal perform regular gardening tasks helps to give it meaning and purpose.

fuckyeahorchestra:The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided

diemonde: If I hear the “Kesha is a stupid drunk” excuse ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I will personally perform a satanic ritual to slowly kill you

siriusly-not-over-remus: Draco: I hate Potter. Draco: Really, his stupid face repulses me. Draco: He’s the dumbest, and most hideous person I have ever met. Harry: *performs an amazing feat of magic beyond his years* Draco:

grupaok:Ewa Partum, Stupid Woman — Performance, BWA Krakow, 1981

tasteslikesazon: westafricanbaby: protectblkwomen: okayysophia: … She’s actually talked about past relationships at a performance she did. I’m really happy she’s living her best life Men like this are STUPID. They never want you to be happy.

illirya-ooc: fuckyeahorchestra: The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid,

mjwatson: tswiftdaily: Taylor leaving Stand Up to Cancer after her performance #this #fuckingTHIS #this is why all you taylor haters who say every song she writes is about some stupid ex #and every award face she makes is fake #and everything she

tease-and-denial-girls: Perform more mind emptying strokes.. become more stupid with every edge…..Tease You More

ursulaklegun:The himbo to end all himbos is Brendan Fraser in George of the Jungle. That was the pinnacle of nonthreatening idiot beefcake. He was a hunk of endearingly stupid lean beef and tbh Fraser’s performance was great, it felt sincere. That was

fuckyeahorchestra: The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists

mielnah-deactivated20220722:i’m so tired of the online art influencer mentality that in a sketchbook everything in it has to look amazing and polished and flawless it’s so performative!!!! sketchbooks should be for drawing stupid shit

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