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wolfthedragon:I like them couples that are rough and kinky in bed but outside of it they make muffins with each other and share memes.
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Commission for Imnindigo44A follow up commission/pic to this commission.I really enjoyed working on this piece. Especially because it tells a story from the previous piece to this one. I hope this is pleasing to the eye. Enjoy folks.
fairymonk:It’s okay. You’re saving my life.
capgra: omg i just saw a straight couple kissing on the streets????? where is the respect everybody
nomoremissnicebi: bisexualwhovian: A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar. Nobody notices. A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.It’s a queer bar.People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a
pro-gay: *ships straight couple* im going to hell lmao :DD don’t look at me I’m trash 💜💜💜
90s-uprising: Because gay isn’t only 17 year old white kids that come from middle to upper class homes. And Black Love isn’t just straight couples that enforce gender roles and women with perfect bodies, a quiet tongue, and a womb always ready to
depressbian: wanderingtransient: amberleaf: Me to a straight couple: so who puts the flower crowns on serial killers and who cheats hey, OP. that’s a really outdated stereotype. maybe one of them puts flower crowns on serial killers AND cheats.
hotcommunist: yelnatszeroni: straight couples who scout for bi women/lesbians to have threesomes with always look like this
nomoremissnicebi:bisexualwhovian: A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.Nobody notices. A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.It’s a queer bar.People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a safe
ghoullahan: *sees a straight couple* ok but which one of you plays the trombone and which one slams the oven door
notsuchasecret: I figured it out. The reason we’re so sick of het romances in popular media is because we’ve already reached the pinnacle. There will never be a better straight couple than Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam.
draconym:draconym:draconym:As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,But it’s hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.“Does he have his own luggage?” the
sitsinchairs: crocsy: Sexting Straight couples are fucking weird.
halfboyfriend: *see’s a straight couple* so who’s the punk and who does ballet?
prettierboy: what i really don’t get is straight couple comedy. why are you so mean to each other and why do you act like you hate each other. why are you so jealous and suspicious of each other. why are you together if you’re both apparently attracted
halbbier: Hey! Before you get all pissy about seeing a “straight couple” kissing at an LGBT+ event, keep in mind that: one or both of them could be bi and still feel attatched to the LGBTQ+ community one or both of them could be pan and still feel
weathermanbrian: defrayal: is that one straight couple divorcing now is that one Christian pastor on fire yet
bahamvt: this man and his girlfriend are my favorite straight couple
saucybutts: Why do straight couples walk so slowly too like damn, move, you have the privilege to get married exercise the privilege to move faster
biseis: *approaches straight couple* so who’s the prime minister and who’s the dead pig in this relationship
I love to let him relax as I grind my hips and cunt on his cock, milking his cum straight into my wet pussy.
filthywetslut: The best kind of making out. This moment is where I know if the sex will be good or not….I can tell by the way he navigates my clit and my slit….rubbing it making my hips buck, as my moans escape my lips and straight into his.
windyturtletalks: crescellerose: vampireapologist: the most fucked up thing about married straight couples in paranormal reality shows is that the husband is almost always the skeptic and the wife will be like terrified to exist in her own home and
mysterious-broadcast: that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each
mysterious-broadcast:that clip of scarjo and ad driver arguing in the marriage divorce movie has been haunting me bc i cannot Fucking Believe anyone is expected to be entertained or interested in a movie abt a straight couple yelling how they hate each
genderqueer: ieightnine: Logic: There needs to be none [Image header says “Logic”. A straight couple is pictured underneath; the girl is being told, by someone outside the frame, “You have short hair. You must be a lesbian”. The boy, similarly,
cactus-killer: so i started shipping my first straight couple reylo so sorry @karuna-tan I’M DISOWNING YOU. And I’m also shoving you into that trash can asap.
cactus-killer: karuna-tan: cactus-killer: so i started shipping my first straight couple reylo so sorry @karuna-tan I’M DISOWNING YOU. And I’m also shoving you into that trash can asap.
straightallies: *sees a picture of a straight couple hugging* why is he confining her with his male arms. free her
bando–grand-scamyon: himovadere: LMAOOO y'all going straight to hell lmfaoooo
fairycosmos: honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything.
watching cnn run a story on the supreme court talking same-sex marriage all the footage is of straight couples :|
roachpatrol: queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot? SCREAMING
nomoremissnicebi: bisexualwhovian: A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.Nobody notices. A bisexual and an asexual walk into a bar.It’s a queer bar.People there assume they are a straight couple and ask them to leave because umm :/ this is a
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dolofang: compassfox: drop-bass-not-babies: Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public. … I’m a girl We’re both girls nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they
presidentgay: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
90s-uprising:Because gay isn’t only 17 year old white kids that come from middle to upper class homes. And Black Love isn’t just straight couples that enforce gender roles and women with perfect bodies, a quiet tongue, and a womb always ready to create.
runcibility: ravensrandoms: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: not to Discourse but I’m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a “straight couple” I will personally come to your house
runawayalters: compassfox:drop-bass-not-babies: Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public. … I’m a girlWe’re both girls okay but like… even if you guys were a guy and a girl that doesn’t automatically
peachypoppet:*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the tumblr girl and which is the skater boy
exceptionals: do u ever just look at a straight couple and think…. that poor woman
manhood: *sees a straight couple* So who’s the top and who’s the bottom
nakedonthebalcony: Straight couple having sex in the morning sun 2I never know who enjoys this more, the exhibitionist or the voyeur.Please let me know what you think of my home movie.Thanks,streetnaked@hotmail.com
nakedonthebalcony: Straight couple having sex in the morning sun 1I never know who enjoys this more, the exhibitionist or the voyeur.Please let me know what you think of my home movie.Thanks,streetnaked@hotmail.com
queermarauders: *looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?
grimmgribber:I get asked this so often its ridiculous. “How are you asexual if you draw porn or sexual content?”Well, if we’re going by that logic… How are you a human if you draw so many animals? How are you queer if you draw straight couples?
