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quads-for-the-gods: kylerc: matthejew-blog: Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease. :,( I think I just stood up and saluted this picture. The feels.
soapiie: simonmarshallcolfer: so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS
cactei: florels: the-absolute-best-posts: michiamocristina: An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around
easilyhumored: Today someone came into the cafeteria and yelled “there are free bagels in the student center but they’re running out!” I stood up immediately and just ran. Apparently half the cafeteria had the same idea because soon I was sprinting
prince-of-fades: sourcedumal: virtuouslyvindicated: weloveblackgirls: yourekillinemsmalls: When the whole theater stood up and cheered. note to self. buy for blu-ray this weekend. niggas was CHEERING in the theater at this scene,
flamingonipples: watchtheskytonight: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS
humansofnewyork: “Once I was in a talent show, and at the end, everyone stood up and clapped!”
Oh look I got stood up again 😊
An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to
durnesque-esque: clarinetnerd17: Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this? I mean, it’d be 10,000x funnier if the clarinet player assigned just stood up and started screaming.
roachpatrol: candlecrab: I wonder if Caliborn is going to have a hate-boner for John Egbert after the upd8, seeing as how no one’s ever stood up to Caliborn before like that and won. Seeing how Cherub romance is kind of based around violence and beating
official-cronusampora: king-wasted: SWEAT JOKES *jazz hands* is thAT LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF ERIDANS THAT GOT STOOD UP IN THE BG IM DONE WITH THIS COMIC ENTIRELY
youknownothingmomsnow: jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died. Exactly how I would go out.
allcops: nickfuckface: “He poked me here (pointing to her chest) and that’s when I stood up and I said, ‘You don’t have to do this. You don’t have to touch me,’” said Sinclair. She says the officer didn’t stop and beat her with
sohard69white:Stood up last night! This is how you were to be greeted. You know who you are…
latinamericana: Once, on the roof of the Museum of Modern Art, a group of us was discussing good-looking movie stars, particularly Montgomery Clift and Marlon Brando. A girl nearby added “And Jimmy Dean.” Jim was there, of course, and he stood up,
owlbebach: This reminds me of yesterday in German Lit when the professor said something about juvenile delinquents just being misunderstood and I thought it was a cue for a flash mob so I almost stood up and broke into “Gee, Officer Krupke”.
damethompson: She was used to take off her clothes and put on a robe to be more comfortable. One day while we were shooting, we had to have a very surprised reaction, and we were doing the scene and she stood up and she flashed us! It would have been
siskyisoutofbusiness: omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER
michiamocristina: An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.
womeninfandoms: The incredible Eartha Kitt as the diabolical Catwoman. Can we talk for a minute about how badass Earth Kitt was? Not only was Eartha Kitt responsible for the best portrayal of Catwomen to ever be put on film, but she stood up to the
lionofallah: #WhoIsMuhammadThe man who stood up for women’s rights when the Pagan Arabs were burying their daughters alive.#WhoIsMuhammadWhen his wife passed away, he would often buy gifts and send food to the friends of his wife. #WhoIsMuhammadHe
cathly: Leaving this place would not be nearly as hard as walking into the Forest had been, but it was warm and light and peaceful here, and he knew that he was heading back to pain and the fear of more loss. He stood up, and Dumbledore did the same,
nicrouhohoho: today during lunch this kid dressed as buddy the elf stood up and said “the best way to spread christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear” and got the whole cafeteria to sing a christmas song with him
driveaunicornaround: exitpursuedbyasloth: hippity-hoppity-brigade: delilahmidnight: hippity-hoppity-brigade: siriusblaque: narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew she literally stood up to lord
a-green-gentleman: Pete Wentz was just on Chelsea Lately and she asked about Fall Out Boy and he said “we’re just on a break” and I just stood up and yelled “YOU FUCKING LIAR I HATE YOU, YOU RUINED MY LIFE” and my neighbour heard me I guess
fxturewars: Playing with my assI know how much you loved the way I teased you in my video ‘ass worship’ so I thought I’d let you drool over my big booty again. I start by wiggling and spanking my ass while stood up. If you listen closely you’ll
teen-cuckold: If I even stood up she’d yell at me to get out. She sounds to sexy to stop it
chanelofhouston: So I got stood up photoset.
chinuplittlepup: She stood up, she was so nice, and she points to Jay-Z and was like, “Oh, we just watched you on the Kennedy Center Honors, you were so great. You were so cute in your little red dress.” And she said that I had a little red dress,
angelshavethephonebox: richard-sp8-jr: in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL
phantompierce-okamoto: danger-days-of-our-lives: likehemmins: imagine that you’ve been stood up by your douche of a boyfriend on date night and the waitress keeps asking if you’re ready to order but you keep asking for more time hoping that he’s
sixpenceee: angrynerdyblogger: sixpenceee: Would anyone like to join me for dinner? What makes this even creepier is that this is Miss Havisham’s house from Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Basically what happened was she was stood up on
not-mitchell: blue-author: soradiesinkh3: autumnyte: collapsed: my hero I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. Now I
officialwaterfairy: breathinginthecoke: officialwaterfairy: twink-on-the-brink: officialwaterfairy: Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite I
lawandpain: michiamocristina: An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched
theglamourgirl: None of you probably care, but this is my brother Jack. He is wheelchair bound and can only walk about 5 steps. At his prom a girl that he liked asked him to dance so he stood up and danced with her while the rest of the year clapped
shadowsinamoonlitnight: ginnydear: magerain: diva-gonzo: halliepotter: ginnydear: Remember that time Malfoy called Hermione a “Mudblood” and the Weasley family stood up for her. And she actually had no idea what it meant because she wasn’t
the-absolute-best-gifs: Wow that only took them 700 or so episodes to learn to do. Team Rocket finally found their swag i literally stood up and clapped Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
kazard: senilesnake: hemofilia: jamesaleks: uberhaxorimmortal: He thought he was invincible here’s the link to the article Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around YES GOOD I JUST STOOD UP FROM MY CHAIR AND APPLAUDED
autumnyte: collapsed: my hero I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. Now I can comfortably lol.
thewolfmanslayer:lolawashere:Never let them know your next move!Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams’ audition on Australia’s Got Talent 2019 until the end!The way she stood up and said “What!?” I felt that. We all felt that.
qillermeme:soberscientistlife:NTA-you stood up for your sonhero father.
spookberry:i literally saw the new doll leak and my brain went “omg she got stood up” akjbndjkn
sswvideoplayset: hotcunts: Thought this cock was just ok then he stood up and i saw it flaccid. WOW. that is massive. I want it resting on my face. That shit ain’t flaccid, it just has a downward curve… Still fucking beautiful though.
ramzzy84: (via Got stood up last night, so I’m playing with [m]yself this morning :) - Imgur)
morganathewitch: egypcianheart: nevaehtyler: Black women make me so proud 👑 Black women run this. Tess Asplund is her name and she stood up against 300 nazist when they marched in Sweden last year.
jamesbarns: cozyposy: please remember that if your stomach didnt fold when you sit, slouch, or bend over your tummy skin would rip in half when you stood up again this is both terrifying and reassuring. thanks
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
bunjywunjy:oso-de-cocina:if someone stood up during open mic night and said this as slam poetry I wouldn’t even blink
sissywifecassie: a-miss-inside:Maybe this time, you could just go a bit farther… it’s not like you’ll finish dressing, then go to a restaurant and sit alone drinking wine, looking like a woman who got stood up hoping a brave soul will take their
lilnubboy: It would be more fun if he had to strip naked in front of his buds and then get a naughty boy spanking for all to see! The ultimate humiliation would be if after his ass was good and red he stood up and on the bed was a pool of cum he lost
dried-peach:Today a girl in my class got told off for her skirt being too short or whatever and was told the usual “distraction for the boys” bs and she deadass stood up, looked this sexist teacher in the eye, and said “but it’s the girls I’m
flaxangel:“You stood up to Elder Maxson for me. I’ll never forget that for as long as I live.”
derrickandmichele: Right after he bent me over & I stood up his cum dripped out of me he breeds me well