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POLITICAL POWER! DRAWING! WRITE UP! HEADCANON!Headcanon first. So Rose is pregnant with Steven and Greg decides to buckle down and become a sort of responsible father, opening his own car wash! And what better way to promote your business and do a little
B-C-W! B-C-W! B-C-W! More Greg related headcanon.Having decided to settle down in Beach City to court Rose, Greg needed to get money to live on. So before having his own car wash, Greg Universe was a professional wrestler in Beach City Wrestling!
I had a dream about this around 2 nights ago :O headcanon that malachite uses lars’s phone to text(Submitted by honestings)
New headcanon that Pearl still doesn’t have Peridot’s number saved
SusieBeeca’s Gem Theory headcanons. (And, for the curious, it’s true that gemstones can become contaminated by their environment. The more you know!)There may or may not be some fanfics behind these….
Headcanon in which Pearl only drinks tea for the aesthetic then immediately spits it out.
Headcanon that football!Ruby gets the best panty shots of cheer!Lapis. Height differences are fun for everyone on the team (¬‿¬)I’ve been working on commissions but I wanted to indulge another Football AU headcanon real quick B) I realize you
For jxstacomet because that headcanon was too good (and Marty can definitely hear, even though I’m sure Greg is 100% trying to be quieter). Can’t not love Cherry Man
Uploading for better quality per anon’s request! While I’m at it, I’ll go ahead and explain the (NSFW) headcanon(s) behind this under the cut ~So this scenario follows all my random Redemption AU headcanons, having to do with Lapis and Jasper learning
mini headcanon thats not really based on anything where pearl was originally under blue diamond ??? idk
Headcanon that white diamond is a bad bitch who skipped pink diamond’s trial cause her nails weren’t 1000% on point and she’s voiced by beyoncé
someteenslounge: For some reason I can imagine Pearl seeing teenagers walk around in Beach City and she gets sad because she doesn’t fit in, so she starts learning more about teenagers and things they say and then she’s on a mission with the other
opalisagoddess: aspiring-kryptonian: Headcanons that Greg secretly resents Steven for making Rose leave, or that the Gems only care about him because he’s all they have left of Rose… Thank You!
hubbabubbagumpop: artemispanthar: I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that
pumpknseed: hey you know how the gems can make their skin as hard or soft as they would like?? ok so my headcanon is that Pearl’s default is really soft skin. this is how she got scratched up in Coach Steven, and why Garnet throws her out of the
silly headcanon: Pearl refers to the “Crying Breakfast Friends” cartoon as “Depressed Morning Nourishment Chums”
mechandra replied to your post: Remember when “Watermelon Steven” came…(my personal headcanon - which i also made a comic about - was that these attacks were area-effect moves, and do less damage on single targets; therefore, they really didnt
palolabg:After watching the sneak peek for the new Steven Universe a good thousand times today, I couldn’t help but headcanon that Rose could SEE everything Greg felt during his performance. How much he truly loved what he did and how badly he wanted
mechandra replied to your post: anonymous asked:I headcanon that …gems base their looks, sounds, and styles based off of human cultural icons they come to enjoyDoes this mean there might one day be a Gem that base themselves off Tommy Wiseau?
amewzing1: artemispanthar: I’ve been thinking about that headcanon I posted about young Greg teaching each of the Gems how to drive a lot since I posted it (which was about a month ago) and kind of mapping it out in my head as a comic. I mean, no
Homeworld hiarchy headcanons
ahh, I knew it! Year-and-a-half-old headcanon of mine confirmed! (x)
that’s another headcanon of mine confirmed! On a roll today (x)
headcanon that Dr. and Mr. Maheswaran secretly sing at local venues a few times a week and that’s one of the reasons they don’t notice Connie sneaking around hiding the fact that she’s learning swordfighting, since they’re too busy sneaking around
projectormom: I feel like I need to reiterate since people have been messaging me about different nacre designs/headcanons and believe me I’d LOVE to talk about them but a lot of them are like ‘are you ok with this?’ and I just want to make sure
I have this silly (and very self-indulgent) shippy headcanon of a sort of ‘first kiss’ scenario between Rose and Pearl, kind of inspired/based on that one picture Katie Mitroff drew a couple months ago. It’s after some battle (not the end of the
y’know, I’ve long headcanoned Pearl as being a Hufflepuff and after “Back to the Barn” I’m even more convinced she is
Like, I have this headcanon that if Steven ever ended up in Silent Hill, of course he wouldn’t have any monsters (he’s an innocent child, like Laura in SH2), but his mother definitely would get monsters and he is her, in part. I don’t think the
I’ve been toying with this idea lately (its not really a theory since its pretty much entirely unsubstantiated, its not really a headcanon either, just kind of like a loose idea) about the Diamonds, going with the theory that Diamond is more of a title
those are my Extreme Sports headcanons for the Gems. Skateboarding, rollerblading, and cycling (or, like, BMX) for Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl respectively
@mintysundae replied to your post “Is there any latino representation in steven universe? I haven’t seen…” what about jamie also I didn’t know people headcanoned him as latino, but yea him too
My little sister just described Peridot like“She’s like the cranky aunt who really needs tea but they never get tea at the store and she’s so mad because she only has, like, 5 dollars in her bank account”which is my new favorite headcanon now
Listen, like, I don’t really care what people headcanon for characters’ orientations. I don’t. I very strongly believe Pearl is a lesbian and I feel that that is important, but I’m really not going to get into it with anyone (so, like, please
oh, also, I’m considering my age-old headcanon that Amethyst is an awesome chef (when she bothers to) confirmed as of this episode
oathkeeper-of-tarth: Listen this one song name on the SU movie OST tracklist just threw me bodily back into 2015 and made me relive, within the 3-second span it took me to read it, every single one of my (and others’) endless theories and headcanons
nilesymon: headcanon that the reason steven never went to public school is that pearl found out the first year was called “kindergarten” and promptly flipped her shit
doidles: “tiger millionaire” gave me trans headcanons out the wingwang
This ask was so cute I just had to draw it!I headcanon both of them having phantom arms, and sometimes “hold hands” in a way they can’t explain to anyone else. So this stump-bump is such an awesome idea! thank you, Anon!
happyds: mini headcanon thats not really based on anything where pearl was originally under blue diamond ??? idk
vicarious–vagabond: farronfucker: no more Pearl headcanons about her constantly mourning Rose and blaming/hating Steven for her death, no more drawings of Pearl almost stabbing baby Steven/refusing to look at baby Steven for the first year of
amaet: the only headcanon for her eyes-on-glasses i accept
piikeo: headcanon: they go on dates at the flower meadowgot the locket idea from @triangle-mother
gwendolinechristie: neurodivergent headcanons - autistic and adhd steven quartz universe (steven universe)
Headcanon that Greg used to play music for Sour Cream as a baby to get him to stop fussing, so that’s why he enjoys music so much today. I can’t help but to keep thinking about these guys uvupart one | part two
princessharumi: So mass produced/servant Pearls headcanon to be confirmed today y/n??? I HOPE SO I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
so have my headcanon for Blue Pearl ♡
Bismuth,Jasper and the rubies form their own crystal gems,with blackjack and hookers.
Okay so, there’s that headcanon going around that Ruby is blind and can only really see with Sapphire and I love it but what if..Sapphire is the one with the ‘future sight’ and since Ruby is always used to having it while fused with Sapphire, that
…I have no excuse, This was based off of elasticitymudflap‘s headcanon that Homoloaf was a lil romantic and Marshmallow was the nasty one omfg I’m sorry
Headcanon that Garnet gets her swimming abilities from Ruby and only Ruby because Sapphire can’t swim
Based off of eponnope‘s headcanon that they switch clothes yeyeye
I LOVE deadwooddross‘s more alien take on the Gems and when I saw the snippets they did for Ruby and Sapphire, I had to give my own take on it!(I gave Ruby like ‘Rocky’ skin that had bits of heat escaping from the cracks because I headcanon that
So uh, me and rhinocio have this headcanon on how they found Amethyst in the context of The Homeworld T series and it’s rly cute but also kinda sad lmaoBasically, When they found Ame, Ruby and Sapphire more or less raised her since she was an ‘overcooked
rupphirebomb day 3: Fusion!Go blame rhinocio and out headcanon sessions. We believed that The G squad taught the rebellion the proper way to fuse, but they also did it in the most ‘lewd’ fashion they can think of, a tasteful ‘Suck it’ to the
‘State your purpose.’I wanted to do something for artemispanthar headcanon that the gems have glowing eyes because that’s rad and I love drawing glowy stuff
Okay but little Ruby and Sapphire being rebels in @hilaryflorido‘s Highschool au is like my favorite headcanon ever
witchyroses: hufflepuff-pastry: I have a steven universe headcanon that sapphire is actually the ancient Greek poet sappho, and was just chilling around the island lesbos around 600 bc writing super sappy poems about ruby. Basically what I’m saying
cqsart:ruby and sapphire’s first dance (??) headcanon that ruby needed sapphire to guide her a lot at firstbonus:
