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threefeline: did-you-kno: The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source
when you’re the last one on your team standing and you somehow pull it off
lintufriikki: Killer Queen is one of my fav stands and I imagine if he had a cat’s personality, instead of dropping things off tables he would detonate holes in them just to annoy Kira. ↀωↀ✧
no-one-can-stand-against: sienicburke: shaunni: That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger
jonafungroff: cptfunk: cognitivedissonance: theknewyorktimes: YO, CAN WE GET A SERIOUS CHAIN OF REBLOGGING? Fuck right off, Taylor Swift. reason #873279829823 why i cannot fucking stand this bint
fiyerossong: themasterslover: dinopiresayshi: nunderwater: I procrastinate so much I’ll probably put off death and never die the secret to immortality tumblr users are immortal.i can now imagine the Grim Reaper standing beside me all annoyed and
an-eggnog: According to my pokedex Blaziken can clear a 30 story building in one jump. Imagine youre just standing there and this long ass chicken just fuckin takes off into the god damn sky
2jam4u:one part of the male gender role I can’t stand is thinking that being irritating and pissing women off is funny???? every man I’ve met thinks that’s hilarious and gets mad when I’m not into it. like why did no one teach them to shut the
whetstonefires: i like how Rufus Shinra is back in his wheelchair during the healing rain scene in Final Fantasy: Advent Children because there’s a difference between ‘capable of dramatically standing up out of this wheelchair and jumping off a building
kentamplin: searedscallops: fabulousandwich: i-am-a-lonely-painter: ilovesuperwholockstuck: malevittus: thefrozenrose: veggielezzyfemmie: It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes. Or take your glasses off or take your glasses
lolalepaon: Typically the person giving oral sex is the one in power But not with him He stands towering over me as I kneel meekly before him “Watch me” he says After some time I raise up lifting my ass off my heels so that my mouth can reach
can-not-compete: caseytheboy: skinny-love711: gifcraft: Fallen Tree Stands Back Up Science side of tumblr, please explain?! well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left thanks science side of tumblr
jenjidomme: femdomgames: To make him stand completely still while you whip him, tie his balls off to either side using a rope. Sudden movements in any direction will only inflict more pain. This is in your future, Andy. Time to make good use of that
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nico-incognito: nerdyblackfangirl: asinine-sunshine: GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority. (Can someone caption
ravenbatcat: mollyhooperxxx: sixpenceee: Have you guys heard of the call of the void? The call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is
carmessi: jassycoco:Rise…I’m a soldier, meaning that I’mBoth the defendant and the judge…GITS: Stand Alone Complex will always be a fave of mines! Tried soft shading from a tutorial off Tumblr, might go back to my original style so I can change
a-gradual-decompression: weallheartonedirection: “Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.” accurate caption is accurate
maldragonheart:regalswag:jessipalooza: pyrar: hersheywrites:ayejiahchillout:I feel very attacked by this postBruh. The one standing in the cart to get stuff off the shelf is my #1 move. jessipalooza Don’t you fucking judge me. Are these people like
orc-bait: seniorpotatoarts: tiny-raptor: thedovahcat: jateshi: aeolian-mode: I’m absolutely embarrassed that I never knew this before but… The pen stand that most Wacom products come with? It twists off and has a bunch of nibs in it.I’ve been
gottabreedemall: When James started putting a condom on, Suzie made an impulsive descision and pulled it right back off. This time, she wanted to feel it. She couldn’t stand it anymore. She needed his cum inside of her, and she needed it bad.She was
alejandropaige: Standing, bouncing, and finishing it off 😉😉 Follow my hot boyfriend patlat591
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lennythereviewer: thegreendeceiver: myheartbeatsuppeople: the ol’ razzzle dazzle No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt! When buying
hersheywrites:ayejiahchillout:I feel very attacked by this postBruh. The one standing in the cart to get stuff off the shelf is my #1 move.
violent-rape-fantasies: Your husband sold you to us because he just couldn’t stand you anymore. He gets to watch us gangrape and break you before you’re auctioned off into slavery, and he promised us that you’d put up a good long fight before
sdzoo: The “finch response” is when Galapagos tortoises stand up tall and stick their necks out for finches to land and clean off bugs and parasites.
clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead: “Earlier this week my son 13 year old Christian was walking with some class mates when he was assulted by an off duty police officer. Christian was mearly standing up for a female friend when this man saw it fit to lay
animalisticmaster: Her eyes got wide again when he pulled off his pants to expose his large, hard cock which was standing at full attention and throbbing with anticipation. “Nice one, isn’t it?” He crawled on top of her. She kicked her legs and
thefrozenrose: veggielezzyfemmie: It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes. Or take your glasses off
statechampionship: bogleech: HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius
yugichrist: like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand
2jam4u: one part of the male gender role I can’t stand is thinking that being irritating and pissing women off is funny???? every man I’ve met thinks that’s hilarious and gets mad when I’m not into it. like why did no one teach them to shut the
I can’t stand being friends with this girl, but if I cut things off with her, it’d get real awkward real quick considering our husbands work together. It’s just so frustrating. She’s always talking on and on about herself, all
My husband has to download GoT illegally tonight, since we don’t have HBO. I am vowing to stay off tumblr for the hour it’s on, but I can’t stand knowing others are watching it, and I can’t!
So when my husband went shopping i stayed home playing Fallout 4 and after he leaves, there’s a man standing on my front steps with his face pressed to the screen door. He kept looking around and ran off when I got up and he saw my dogs. Then i
bogleech: HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF
cartel: a-gradual-decompression: weallheartonedirection: “Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent.” accurate caption is accurate The caption makes
admireroftrannyfaggots: Stand up…Bend over in total obedience.. Panties off….And Breed your FAGGOT. Anna…
zippo077: Stacy was running out of ideas and time. Unable to get the leverage to stand up, all she could manage was to push herself along the floor with her bare feet. She managed to reach the phone, knocking it off the table, she hoped to use her
thewhipandtheunicorn: can-not-compete: caseytheboy: skinny-love711: gifcraft: Fallen Tree Stands Back Up Science side of tumblr, please explain?! well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left thanks science side of tumblr
dinogirl94: americandreambarbie: dewgongo: lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone britney spears could do
territi: vivinea:patiently-waiting4love:ichigoflavor:Kiss From a Stranger Saves a Suicidal Man In Shenzhen, Guangdong, China, a sixteen-year-old boy was standing on a bridge, threatening to jump off and end his life. Hundreds of onlookers watched in
putmeinherplace: A mobile stand to show off your scavenger’s daughter. How cool is that?
superhotguys15: motdrobert2: Kik-stand chaos! Str8 boys sexting! Hot Aussie and Seaton pal, Mikey shows off the goods. And they are good! For More Hot Guys, Follow Me!superhotguys15.tumblr.com
alternadudesxxx: The guys switch off sucking cock until Rave stands over Dannii and douses his face with cum. Dannii laps up every drop he can get as the rest drips from his chin and lands on his stomach. Alternadudes
drunkpartysluts: likethemsoftanddumb: d0penati0n: http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/?link=1339151 check out my affiliate fleshlight.com. Respect…M If the job is standing on a stage showing off her ass, and one of the girls is too dumb to
celebassfakes: Emma Watson shows off nude ass standing on all fours.
azureleon: superman–thanksforasking: It probably really irritates Wonder Woman when the Justice League is getting shot at and she has to do the Robot to block bullets with her bracelets–meanwhile Clark is just standing there, bullets bouncing off
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