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worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

fire-rains: isnt: follow @isnt for more memes …That’s sounds fake but ok

damnassrock: sexworker: i consent and choose my clients and work within my own boudaries radfems: ok…. that sounds fake but okay

notnights: This sounds fake but it’s not;

cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt

hometual: Reblog with your type

gayarsonist:adult person: life gets faster as you get older!me aged 10: sounds fake but okme now:

watashi-no-kitsungari: contourkit: What if everything gets better in 2016 This sounds fake… but ok.

damnassrock: sexworker: i consent and choose my clients and work within my own boudaries radfems: ok…. that sounds fake but okay

spiritmolecule: 9 Things You Didn’t know about Bill Murray “One time Bill was in Scotland when he met a (presumably good-looking) 22-year-old Norwegian exchange student at a bar who brought him to a house party friends of hers were throwing. When

chris-the-cat replied to your photoset:Why must my face always be awful every time I take…No your face is cute though ;_;Ok…that sounds fake, but ok. (also thank you, you’re very sweet, wrong but sweet)

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

azzandra:fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have

blackgirlsvevo: friend: yeah I have a healthy and happy relationship w/ my dad me: okay… that sounds fake but okay

you-wish-you-had-this-url: Media: thick thighs aren’t attractive Me: …….that’s sounds fake but ok

euxiee: theimaginarythoughts: saltycashew: Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex. Must be nice This sounds fake…but

alltimeloe:someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re datingme: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

thebootydiaries:someone: yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we’re datingme: ……okay……that sounds fake but okay….

cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

maddymayobsesses: saltydorkling: pinknoonicorn: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room… so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON

feministperalta:sometimes I remember that some people just watch tv casually and don’t get overly invested in the lives of fictional characters and I’m like lol sounds fake but okay

konketsu: dont care if i sound corny or cliche but to love and be loved back and not having to second guess where u stand in someones heart is such a warm and safe feeling & everyone should have the luxury and pleasure of having it always

cooltrees: me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

underworldescort: Someone: this Pokemon character is straight Me: ok……sounds fake…… But ok

azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have

avatarparallels: Michael Dante DiMartino: It wouldn’t be a finale without characters getting their hair and clothes messed up. Asami: That sounds fake…but okay..

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older!me aged 10: sounds fake but okme now:

sang-uwus: Sounds fake but okay

corey-has-returned: marsincharge: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Free him @ninatastic@paxavoidance

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24ribs: thexfiles: *sees a lesbian couple in a film where they both have long fingernails* Okay.. that sounds fake but okay CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS

itsagifnotagif: itsagifnotagif: Being sad all the time for no reason is honestly my aesthetic now Sounds fake but okay

mjalti: I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

thexfiles: *sees a lesbian couple in a film where they both have long fingernails* Okay.. that sounds fake but okay

aaronjohnnson: Me: How do you keep your skin smooth and bright what products do you use?Person: I just drink a lot of water and avoid fried food, I mostly eat fruit and veggiesMe: Okay…….. that sounds fake but alright

lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and

azzandra:fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have

aaronjohnnson: Me: How do you keep your skin smooth and bright what products do you use?Person: I just drink a lot of water and avoid fried food, I mostly eat fruit and veggiesMe: Okay…….. that sounds fake but alright

prompto: extroverts: i can be around people for days on end and never get tired me: ok……. that sounds fake but ok

azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have

patchworkheart: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay FREE HIM

blue-power1: saltydorkling: pinknoonicorn: disgustinganimals: sirartwork: reblog for noises That sounds fake but okay Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room… so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

edourado: Calming down? Sounds fake, but ok.Bonus:

amayabikuni: tierboskat: hmm yes… i see… i have no idea what i’m doing i’m a bug “Youre saying your skeleton goes…. on the inside? That sounds fake but okay”

ocpdiddy: Me: what if I told you… you could have a thought… without saying it out loudADHD: sounds fake but okay

azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have

mjalti:I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intelligent or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

worldsworstfather: adult person: life gets faster as you get older! me aged 10: sounds fake but ok me now:

euxiee: theimaginarythoughts: saltycashew: Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex. Must be nice This sounds fake…but

bubblysuggestion: you’re someone’s dream person

euxiee: theimaginarythoughts: saltycashew: Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex. Must be nice This sounds fake…but

study-matters: I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it.

yibisan: Universe won’t solve your problems, you will. Thing is, positivity is as dreamy as negativity. You should realize you’re open to possibilities and you grew up enough to know that some will be very good. So, why to focus on negativities and

i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”

im not near my tablet atm but this was too silly not to scribble up ♥

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