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startswithabang: 10 Scientific Phenomena To Be Thankful For, Today And Every Day “2.) Be thankful for an asymmetric Universe. There are all sorts of important symmetries, but if everything were completely symmetric, there would have been perfectly
k4ndismon: reigisa week - day 5: “winter” i’m only one week late!! at least i did it… sort of…. preorders for my reigisa doujinshi are only open for 2 more days! there will most likely be no reprint in the future, so if you were thinking
jilbird: Finished during 2014 Winter Olympics Ye–es. It was swan lake and Levi took the role of black swan and Eren was some Prince unfortunately seduced by the bird. Some sort of Ludwig II stuff. (google him if you have no idea)I might have a hobby…
24cobra: sirjocktrainer: He loves helping out the Sgt, even if it’s just with paperwork. I’ll bet he does like helping his SGT with all sorts of stuff
lucima: Layers I was asked on Instagram if I was going to talk more about the effects. Not much to report other than that sometimes I work with a prism. Since prisms refract light, you can create all sorts of interesting effects when paired with a camera.
peach-play: We spent all day watching One Piece and sorting through Pokemon cards but theres always time to have fun 🙊 If anyone has any requests for us let us know!! - Chief @peach-play
erin-ellingson: I don’t see a problem with eyebrows… But… Golden Girl makes you sound like some sort of prize… I think if I had someone and he called a third person that I would be a little jealous… How does a nickname about my hair make it
pachanka: Norse gods. By veritablehokum. There is also a greek gods tree if you like this sort of thing.
inthegreyzone: James Sirius Potter is named after two Marauders, is half Weasley, has grown up in a family that collectively gave zero fucks about rules. If you don’t think he was sorted into Gryffindor and lost points for Gryffindor on the same day,
bebebebeth: This story is talked about if Indra is the last life of Sasuke. In the last life, Indra is Sakura’s brother. He loved her and wanted her to belong with him.This story may has some sort of sadness…well forunately, it is a happy ending
thelastpilot: portentous-offerings: I like to think what he’s feeling is a lot of embarrassment. This is sort of an omake of @thelastpilot ’s WTAS chapter 9. What if afterwards he follows just a hint of deductive reasoning. Dumb comics with Dire.
did-you-kno: Humans have their own force fields. Studies show you can ‘feel’ things that aren’t really touching you if they are within arm’s length. This suggests that your peripheral vision gives you a sort of ‘6th sense’, which
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: carl-jung-lean: I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice “HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”
luxxy-chan: frominsidethewall: luxxy-chan: If you send me nudes, we have to start dating right now. You do realise you’re gonna get all sorts of creeps now, right? Aw dammit.
lucima: LayersI was asked on Instagram if I was going to talk more about the effects. Not much to report other than that sometimes I work with a prism. Since prisms refract light, you can create all sorts of interesting effects when paired with a camera.
fenristhefriendlyghost: tashabilities: shmurdapunk: imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century Wow What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s
oldhollywoodcinema: Marlene Dietrich “I think if you have any sort of intelligence you can’t succumb to adoration because people adore so many things. They also adore things that you think quite worthless so you can’t take it too seriously.”
charlesoberonn: Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you” Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection. And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their
gothiccharmschool: The only way I would spend โ on a bottle of nail polish is if it came with some sort of magical guarantee that a manicure would last, chip-free, for at least two weeks. But DAMN, the bottle design for the Christian Louboutin nail
chelseajadexo: have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me
fatassvegan: inkskinned: sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre
olanthanide:forni-kate: mortalsun: A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves. intense Rise lucifer This is the sort of thing that if I read it in fiction I would’ve condemned it as being too heavy handed with the symbolism.
bunjywunjy: kaijuno: Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to
voyagerismycollective: This exchange. Janeway just sort of politely puzzled and concerned about her new first officer’s mental state and Chakotay with his short, clipped responses all ‘so what if she broke someone’s nose? Why would that be an
thecreepyhime: darkwizardjamesmason: ya know what would help in this situation Takato? If you had some sort of eye protection, like say glasses but they cover the front of your eyes instead of being glass you put in front of your eyes. Being plastic
baby-make-it-hurt: abtchance: pinkandporcelain: if we could all stop for a minute and see the depth in this, we’d all be one step closer to being a more understanding sort of people. For a minute all I saw was the reflection and I was like hey that’s
the-interabang: l-eif: what if Erica is a real person tho and she’s crying bc we all hate her and won’t try her game Nope, but actually she is, sort of. Someone hijacked her picture. Her name is Alicia Crawford, and she actually is a real game
photojojo: If you haven’t had any luck in contemporary photo competitions, it may be time to switch things up and try your hand at the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards! We thought it was some sort of hoax at first, but it’s a legit photo competition
atheistj: garykingoftheworld: huldukatt: rupphire-trash: atheistj: I’m sort of just realizing what an important moment in the Wonder Woman trailer where she breaks the gun with her back was. I’m not sure if it was on purpose, but with all the
blissthecub: Pretty much the same photo as yesterday I know but it’s 7am and I haven’t slept yet becuase video games consume my lifehttps://buymeacoff.ee/yz9J0oOFV <~ you can buy me a coffee at this link , it sort of like a tip, if you like what
struthin: Stace says she loves me because I go to the gym after the office so that I look good for her and have got stamina for a long session, But for the same reason I have to be punished. Last week she asked me sort of casually if I ached after a
masoberlin: malebondagepigs: diaperedtrucker: faggotboy22: mummytied: mister-princess-janiel: mouthlock: Happy new year to all the gag lovers out there! Follow me if you’re into (all sorts of) gags! I’d loooove to be gagged and kept gagged!
sexy-uredoinitright: quietcharms replied to your post “I have always wondered….” lol welcome to the internet I wonder if they’d have the balls to ask a girl they know those sort of questions in person. They’d be bitch slapped to oblivion…
angelicsubmissive replied to your post::/ I’ve lost 10 in the last 36 hours O.O it’s definitely disheartening!it’d be nice if there was some sort of mini survey when people left lol. “so what made you unfollow? please check one”
seriously, if you’re not a fan of kissing, or not get some sort of high/thrill/joy out of it…you’re not doing it right
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if this was all because Tumblr needs to meet some sort of advertisement quota, and in the end they’re just like “lol, jk”??
toue-company: Headcanon : noiz sends selfies of himself like this to aoba at work and aoba pees himself
i just unfollowed like 30 blogs and i feel so relieved because wtf i couldn’t remember ever following some of them but at the same time i sort of feel distressed because shit what if i unfollowed someone i didn’t mean to.
a-writers-littlethings:fenristhefriendlyghost:tashabilities: shmurdapunk: imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century Wow What if the exes were all previous incarnations of
fireandwonder:So I was thinking about those tongue-in-cheek posts about Hogwarts Houses that are like “So, uh, why are we dividing the kids up again?” and I started thinking what if there were actually practical differences for sorting the kids by
that saltspray rig feel when ur team doesn’t go straight for the upper half and the sniper on ur team is just repeatedly yelling c'mon at everyone for the next 3 games but none of them get the hint.
i miss replies wtf i feel like some sort of caveman having to resort to asks/reblogs if i want to talk to someone
irl-slyblue: aobabe: i miss replies wtf i feel like some sort of caveman having to resort to asks/reblogs if i want to talk to someone same
breakfastautocrat: This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist
thereadingaddic7:hawkeyedflame:madhattie3:kittykat8311:anreill:Hey quick question what the absolute fuckOh shit, this stuff is real. I work in a university, helping students with all sorts of stuff, including if they’re suspected of cheating. The
musingsofaraven:thehappysnail:iplaytolosebitch:xHoly fuckThis works best if you keep windows closed.Another design is using 2 20x25x1 filters, taping them to the sides of the box fan and then to each other so they sort of make a triangle, then cutting
timtampon: I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort
mr-waku: wrigglesandgiggles: dreamingdarkly: Love this picture =)*If you like this sort of thing, there’s a Patreon campaign Here to support its rapid creation.* A classic but this is Me to a T Very nice.
jukeboxemcsa: “You can touch them if you like,” the redhead said, cupping her breasts and lying back on the bench of the steam room. She arched her back slightly, making the flesh of her tits jiggle and bounce like some sort of desk toy for perverted
moboy: As a sort of a reminder, today’s theme will be re-posts of pix from the early days of Moboy’s Favorites. We’ve been around since June, 2011, and at present, there are over 2,077 pages of posts to look through. If you want to go to a specific
bringmetheburritosandgetscared: l-adore: here are links to all sorts of helpful things that i have found and i hope you check it out. these are posted on my blog under the *distractions* link and is updated continually. if you have any websites that
onelittlekingdom: How To Block Hateful Anons AKA: THAT THING THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU CAN DO… July 29, 2019 If you’re new to Tumblr, or just haven’t sorted this out yet, YES, you can block those hateful anons. Let’s say this here was
kinkmanor-blog: It’s my personal preference that if I’m going to tie you up, I want you 100% nude. The feel of the rope on your skin, the helpless exposure, etc. all go to enhance the eroticism. But you will find all sorts of rope play at Kink Manor.
abtchance: pinkandporcelain: if we could all stop for a minute and see the depth in this, we’d all be one step closer to being a more understanding sort of people. For a minute all I saw was the reflection and I was like hey that’s a cute dress
“In a lot of ways Piper was my Trojan Horse. You’re not going to go into a network and sell a show on really fascinating tales of black women, and Latina women, and old women and criminals. But if you take this white girl, this sort of fish out
youprobablyneverheardof: spellboundwitchcraft: spellboundwitchcraft: So a company is doing a really cool thing this year, where if you go to this page and type in a wish or a phrase, they’ll print it out and make it a sort of confetti, to be dropped
mouthlock: Happy new year to all the gag lovers out there! Follow me if you’re into (all sorts of) gags!
Augh. Uncle is brewing up some sort of getaway for the family, wants us to go to the FL west coast for a few days. I get back to work on Wednesday and I’m sure I’ll feel like shit if I didn’t do anything more exciting than sit around,
