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tigerfan371: Mom and I moved to a new city after I got my new job. Now she just drops to her knees if we’re in the backyard and swallows my dick. We don’t have to hide what we do and she’s so excited about it she doesn’t care if someone sees.
sircuddlebuns: thestorieswesay: mom-parkour-club: tigrismedve: My sister’s roommate is an architect. Check out their suspended tree. fUCK architecTS GOD DAMN that’s a weird way to spell ‘wizard’ what happens when someone accidentally
harryspankme: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
callmeoutis: bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell
airrogance: aint nobody scared of your scrawny ass alls someone gotta do is grab your wrist like moms do to children in the grocery store
what-mom: I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me weekly.
naughtyness869: “Dad! Stop perving on me right out in public! Someone may see, like mom! Once we get to the park we’ll go to our secret place and we can have some fun, k? But behave yourself til we get there? Geez…” Perfect daughter!
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger: My mom was waiting for me during Spring Fever at a restaurant and she said Tony Perry walked in and ordered a 99 cent chicken sandwich and apparently someone asked him if he “was going to the concert next door” and he just
letyoursoul: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
ladyleijon: chirotus: geekgirlsmash: spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story. My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it.
catbug: drunknuncle: HI OKAY my friend Jessica has been missing since 3:06pm Oct. 7. The last her mom heard from her she said she was frightened by someone on her way home. Her phone was last traced to Ennis, TX, about an hour from where she lives.
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO
i get so much anxiety when someone calls me, even if it’s like my mom or my bestfriend or a stranger like it’s so nerve racking idk why
trans-mom:Someone needs to write a book on how to tell the straight dude hitting on you that you have a dick and he wouldn’t like that without the fear of being mocked or killed
trans-mom:“Self medicating hrt is dangerous!!!” Take it from someone who self medicated hrt, it really isn’t.
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skvvalker: littleivor: I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her
alphaoedipus: This is your single mom who just got divorced. If you dont fuck her, someone else will. Would you let them? You shouldn’t!
brokuto-koutarous-mom: picaso: picaso: i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do he is here…. i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their
frnk-n-styn: fucktheflagandfuckyou: baiovevo: Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums 1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it Someone
bluvelvet99: Do you hear it? Chugachugachugachuga. It’s the cock train and it’s coming fast. But your mom’s on the tracks. She’s oblivious. She can’t hear it. If someone doesn’t do something it’s going to go straight up her ass.It’s a
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
meanwhilenever: nirnitta: ruinedbaby: Tbh My first day of high school my mom told me to greet every janitor. She said that if anything were to ever happen to the school they’d be the ones that would help get us out. Seriously, if someone comes
mushroom-cookie-bear: someone who hasn’t watched steven universe: try to explain this picture Square mom has conjured a protective bubble around her meat child
kyleehenke: last-bi-in-town: onlyblackgirl: sourcedumal: kyleehenke: OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 WHO IS THIS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trashketchum: seriously mom stop laughing or i’ll have someone else take my nude pics
My mom cleared the guest room bed just in case I have a party and someone needs to spend the night 😂
thepureskin: cheeky—kitty: Nudes in someone parents bath 👌🌟 Tell your mom I’m not sorry.
arsemaus:Timon has a hot mom, and it makes me wonder why isn’t there more fanart of her. I suppose The Lion King 1 ½ wasn’t exactly super popular. Also, someone told me that her name was Panya, but i was never able to confirm that. I like the name,
fourlesbianssuited: fourlesbianssuited: (Someone needs to shop Mom Lalonde in here. And martini glasses instead of coffee mugs.) (8tastic is positively beautiful)
smellsliketeenfanfiction: so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and
chiicharron: i got really sad cause mom guilt tripped me about sleeping too much but then i remembered someone said they liked the way i draw boobies and it made me super happy again these tits r dedicated to u anon >vO) sun is sad cause his tits
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
equalistmako: If I were Harry, I would’ve keep a jar of eyes in my pocket… so whenever someone would be like “you have your mom’s eyes” I could just pull the jar out and be like “yes i do”
maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
steinbecks: edward elric:nifty little sunbeamcynical drop of sunlightpunches his dad in the face with his metal hand, and that’s metal afmisses his mom a lotloves his lil bro a lotcries a lotliterally tears into someone else’s soul just to punch
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET
whatismgmt: wigedywack: i-like-your-french-shoes: whatismgmt: Caught my mom dancing to walcott with my parrot omg Vampire Weekend needs to see this OH MY GOD SOMEONE TELL EZRA Hahaha omg idk if i will
audisex:i wanna be wrapped up in blankets with someone that cares about meThankful for blankets and to be snuggling @alcoholic-dog-mom and @floatycrownythingz tonight
trvp-trvsh:meredithmeri:You can’t love someone’s mental illness away.A little louder for those exhausting themselves every day I tried this with my mom and it killed me
alcoholic-dog-mom: One time, at @tdgpresents, someone hit me with a cheese plate. Thanks @writingdirty 🙄
mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified