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dumbandpretty: ‘Tits’ is my new name, though I will also answer to ‘Toy,’ or anything else you want to call me. I’d love to call someone “Tits”!

strive4allah: What to say when you are fasting and someone is rude to you?ANSWER: إنِّي صَائِمٌ, إنِّي صَائِمٌI am fasting. I am fasting.[Me: A big LOL for that owl in the picture!!!]

someone once asked me if I believed there was a god. I answered yes.. they then asked me where do you think he is?I pointed to the mountain….

caughtbyhusband: Who wants their wife or girlfriend to wank you and someone else at once, who is the someone else? Your friend, Dad, brother, her brother, boss etc, reblog and add your answer? I want my girl to stroke me and just about any guy she wants

sherlockmybodyistransportholmes: Can SOMEONE please explain to me the origin of the red pants? What am I missing? answers supplied, but it took me a while to search for the origin: reapersun

The bimbo brideFor many bimbo dolls, there comes a day in her life, when she is about to walk down the aisle, to meet the promise she gave to a special someone on the day she said “yes” as the answer to the question “will you marry me?&r

thanks for the answers to the last text post. for me getting those responses it always felt like someone was pointing out that my character didn’t look original/was a copycat, but i also know that some people don’t always mean it to come across as

some one asked me and i will answer anonymously to the question: “Just out of curiosity what would someone have to say to spark interest in your eyes? i mean everyone says your beautiful and all that which is obvious . but i wanna know what would someone

funnytwittertweets: I feel this on an existential level.I once hooked up with a former model and I had a hard time wrapping my head around why someone that attractive would want to have sex with me. Like, the obvious answer is that he thought I was

She paid good money for those things and she’s not going to let them go to waste. freedomoffun: Someone had the munchies and the hornies last night… ps- I answer everyone who writes me back. But if you write me as Anonymous I cant really reply.

shiny-seoul: WHO IS THIS SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL ME Crap iv seen this sexy man before!! I swear I knew his name uhm uhmm….*nagging my brain for the answer*

17yr:teacher: *asks question*me: *furrows brow and pretends to be in deep thought until someone else answers*

kids-n-teens-blog: That moment when you raise your hand in class to answer your teacher’s question but she called someone instead and then you realized your answer was wrong Good thing she didn’t call me

I’m so glad I have you to explain things like this to me, @kink-me. To answer the original question I do anal play with toys sometimes, but not that often. I’d do it for a custom shoot but probably not for someone else’s site.

pierppasolini:I once fell in love with someone. I couldn’t stop wondering if she loved me back. I found an android which looked just like her. I hoped she would give me the answer.2046 (2004) // dir. Wong Kar-wai

rawrcharlierawr: askskipsy: I’m bored and feel like answering various questions in this style, totally stealing this idea from EQAD who stole it from someone else :Bgo forth and ask me things that I can answer with yes/no :3c[ASK] ME TOO ME TOO except

glad2bhere: this college guy answered my ad for someone to mow my lawn …… all he wanted to do was sit naked in the backyard & have me take pictures of him … SWEET DEAL for me! my lawn is up to my knees but who cares. glad2Bhere.tumblr.com/archive

this is probably 1 of the most brutally honest posts ill have share on here. if someone were to ask me the question “whats 1 question you hate to answer?” it would be when ppl ask me about my father. now…i understand and i appreciate

extraneousredux: True. Reminded me of a story, too. A friend of mine was talking to me about women about a week ago. We were contemplating who he could date. I suggested someone who he has been with before, and his answer was a resigned, “No. She’s

confabulatorycrown: Okay tumblr kept fucking up the formatting for some reason when i tried answering it but some cool anon sent me a thing asking if i had any vitri headcanons. thankfully i saved my answer. omg. u poor fool i’ve been waiting for someone

seraphwolfy: holdfastcj: theloveabledoodlebear: badbear74: yogeh: Why do you fancy chubby Lads? I so love this, and it’s so true!!! Gr8 answer mate! awesome! yes the best answer! someone needs to draw me this way! Just too damn cute

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jaywulf: Star Striker: justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf answered your question:… justasolitarywolf: wulphire: justasolitarywolf answered your question: Hey someone is going to give me an R4 for my… “Moon” for the DS, “Metroid

Someone was kind enough to buy me an Embrace Bodywand off my ToyDirty wishlist. I received it sooner then expected, the packaging was discreet, and the store owner was quick to answer any questions I had. I highly recommend opening a wishlist on Toydirty

cardozzza: ghostiehufflepuffsquee: so can someone please tell me what’s wrong with Banksy? Cause I don’t understand and everything I’ve seen about anything being wrong with Banksy… Is someone asking and not getting a real answer. Banksy is

Someone either inbox or submit me something dirty please I’m horny and drunk and bored plus I’ll answer anything

I remember nights I’ve cried myself to sleep because i felt I wasn’t good enough..felt like I could never find the boy of my dreams..someone to treat me right. Then my prayers were answered. I found someone who I thought could feel the void

the-middle-matryoshka-doll: sassydeadpool: lagio: izkitties: … are you shitting me? You really showed him. I know when I meet someone that doesn’t have the same beliefs as me, I resort to violence. Violence is always the answer. I’m sorry

Is it normal that when I don’t get news from someone close to me, and it’s unusual, and this someone doesn’t even answer my phone calls, I automatically assume that something really serious happened ? Okay so he just called me back and

giggling-moriarty: the—fandom—has—claimed—me: vibiasabina: i get so offended when i call my parents and they don’t answer like how dare u i am your child i could be dead Either that or I get worried like why don’t you answer did someone

ex-cuse-u: so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I

humansofnewyork: “God doesn’t answer my prayers like he once did. But he still talks to me. He talks to me through my mind and through my own mouth. He’s upset with me because he wanted me to wave at someone on the street and I didn’t. So he

lilbijou: soooyeahanyway: I think my new answer for when someone asks me why I am in a wheelchair is, “Retired mermaid.” YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DISABLED PRINCESS

wearethewolfhearts: whats-crackin-ho: how concerned do you think people would be if i started putting quotation marks around everything i do like if someone asked me what i was doing i’d answer with something like oh just “taking out the trash”

madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me:

wearethewolfhearts: whats-crackin-ho: how concerned do you think people would be if i started putting quotation marks around everything i do like if someone asked me what i was doing i’d answer with something like oh just “taking out the trash”

boyofthebarrel:when will someone sit down at the beach with me and tell me that the time they’ve spent with me was the most fun they’ve ever had and that I make them happy and just when I want to answer them they lean over and kiss me???

ex-cuse-u: so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I

badrelig-ion: I just wish I had somebody who showed interest in me. Who asked me how my day went and generally cared about the answer. Somebody who wanted to talk to me all the time, and would think about me when we weren’t. I just want someone to

madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me:

madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me:

I really wish Tumblr would give me a notification when someone answered a question of mine

glad2bhere: this college guy answered my ad for someone to mow my lawn …… all he wanted to do was sit naked in the backyard & have me take pictures of him … SWEET DEAL for me! my lawn is up to my knees but who cares. glad2Bhere.tumblr.com/archive

sft425: madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me: anaisalicious

bruisedbrat: someone ask me a bunch of invasive questions + i’ll answer!!!!!!!!!!!11

ummm can someone answer a question for me? yesterday I bought something on ebay (as guest) and it was marked as shipped a couple hours later and I got a tracking number. When I go into paypal today though it says my order status : cancelled….what

stupidoomdoodles:a long time ago someone asked me how vegeta was acclimating to humans’ values and beliefs and i guess my answer is that there will always be some sort of cultural barrier rly

madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me:

makemestfu: You will be the answer when someone asks me what I’m thinking about.

oh-woah: when someone doesn’t answer me i pull a dora on their ass and say “oh yea i like that part too” before they respond.

madeupmonkeyshit: When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles me:

beautifultheoristcollective: Okay @jen-iii. Hopefully it will work this time and that you can read them. Here’s Jen and her counterpart Vetis. Also, if you are still confused about the rules, I can make a new post about it with finer details.

mkaiser323: Someone asked me how people view lesbians in my country Apparently “Usually in HD wasn’t the answer they were looking for.

lets-get-muddy: bill-11b: I can’t tell if attractive people are nicer to me in adulthood because I’m one of them, or if they’re just more mature now and I’m still ugly as ever. someone answer this because I want to know

dshay:The Game of ChastityI recently had someone ask me the question…. what sort of fun games can you play with chastity?Naturally I answered the question with another question, “what sort of games can you play with chastity that aren’t fun?You

lyannas: cardozzza: ghostiehufflepuffsquee: so can someone please tell me what’s wrong with Banksy? Cause I don’t understand and everything I’ve seen about anything being wrong with Banksy… Is someone asking and not getting a real answer.

triviallytrue:If someone asks me if it’s okay to [swat/doxx/start a harassment campaign against] some group on the internet (usually racists, pedophiles, etc) my answer will always be no.First, because bad things happening to bad people almost never

thvgginn: Bernie Sanders marching behind Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1963 March on Washington DC. Ok ok. Not making any accusations, just genuinely curious: I know Bernie Sanders often marched in Civil Rights protests, but is this photo even real?

I hate living in the city. I don’t even live downtown and random ass people still pull up, park in front of my house, knock/ring the doorbell and leave when I don’t answer on a regular basis. Two days in a row now. Like I’m a woman home alone and

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