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http://daddysfembabysitter.tumblr.com It was halloween a few year ago and my friend and I came home from the party totally drunk.. ok I was way drunker then he was. He was the sober driver actually and he dressed up as a cop! Well I always wanted to dress
Pro Tip: If you wake up on Saturday morning in a strange house and discover that the man you went home drunk with last night is better than most of the guys you pick up sober, make sure to mkae it known that you will “put out” again before
“What… I just asked the if they’d help me get out of these laced up heels. You know how hard they are to remove when I’m sober… and I’m preeeeetty tipsy right now, so I need their help. Isn’t there a game
Jadis White needed a good fuck after the club to sober her drunk ass up “Saturday” BCMXXX.c4slive.com
WOOOOO FINALLY!!! MY MONTH SOBER IS UP!!!!
Waking up sober and wanting to cry. I couldn’t stop thinking of this part last night.
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
dathicking: domnator2: Fucker would get more tail than he’d know what to do with if he showed up in the infield at Talladega. I mean, hell, sober and he’d pass but a couple of beers and “oh my God, it’s Jimmie Johnson!” Hot
makemedum: lots of asks since forever to stick a wine or beer bottle up my juicy snatch and im still sober enouff to try it! so here ya go! check out all the cunt slime i collected in the neck of my bottle by just shoving it in there for a few minutes!
Drunken Teen Orgies is a site where stunning girls who are only just old enough legally drink alcohol end up getting rather tipsy and doing things that they probably would never do if they were sober. What would their moms say if they saw them like this?!
sirsteeve: theactualcannibalkarkatvantas: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine
now that I’ve sobered up I can reflect on last night. it weirds me out how predatory white men can be, especially dealing with black women. So many dudes were pouring shit into my cup and offering me weed and I should have been smarter about it,
lilylafleur: *sobers up* what the fuck
amyleemcg: I’m laying in a bath tub at 2am sobering up and trying to comprehend everything that’s happening to me. Fuck I wish I had someone to talk to right now. Try watching some documentary movies.
fatherdaughterincest: Sometimes daddy couldn’t tell the difference between his beautiful daughter, or his lovely wife when he had drank too much. At least that’s what he always told her when he sobered up.
jimdoesntcarrey: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine trying imaging falling
cheatingonaloser: “Don’t worry bro, I’ll drive her home safe. Sober up and I’ll see you tomorrow.” This has happened so many times with my boyfriend’s friends :)
fuckyourfrecklestein: makaalbarn98: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine trying imaging falling
mell0wfell0w: *starts to sober up* me: i can’t take this
femdomvignettes: “Oh she’s totally out of it, how much did you put in her drink?”“Oh you know me, can’t be too careful, don’t want her sobering up before we have her at the auction house. She’s going to pay off our student debt nicely.”
bluntasfuck: xxspacy: hoollyy shiiitt MINDFUCK Tru story on the MINDFUCK moves…I had to sober up a bit, like “WTF is goin on here?!”
wasteywhiskey: Cause I said I would tonight, here have a new buttpic, before I sober up and think it’s a stupid idea. HAHAHAHA. (it’s not really new, it’s an oldie, newly posted)
I’m finally HOMEEEEEEE ^O^ and sobering up
watchmerisewatchmesink: i’ll still never understand why people like to post on facebook how much bud they’re smoking and how much alcohol you’re consuming. it ain’t cool. comin’ from someone who drinks and smokes… shut up. Fucking thank
If you hook up with anyone randomly when they're sloppy ass drunk and you're pretty sober you're a complete loser. Please drop to the floor and pick up any dignity or self respect you may have laying around. 😭
polaroidplumber: Education with @Stephkegels. I’m the most awkward alcoholic walkin with chics numbers in my backpocket when I sober up and become boring.
ohaithereyou: thought i was tryna sober up but lasted two weeks smh hey im at like a month so
chloerawwwrtw: Thomas, wet from sobering up maybe? ;) brb. just gonna change my knickers.
erispoopy-amporadorable: jimdoesntcarrey: xxserenityhimexx: spooky-little-wigglytuff: sherlockisthenight: goldieclemmons: bohemian-feathers: imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol imagine trying to get up these stairs sober imagine
cayden-carter: When you sober up and realize how awesome it was to piss next to your brother at the bar last night. Before surgery I always felt awkward going into the bathroom with guys who knew me pre transition, but it felt so fucking amazing to be
miyazakimakedabootygo: This must have been fun when he sobered up.
lickway: awfulbear: I’m a little tipsy and this made me tear up… I’m completely sober and this made me tear up
feistylittleleopard: Yep! The guy in the blue van slammed on his breaks. Busted more than once lol! Happy Saturday Flash 📸📸📸 Ps. I sobered up enough to pose haha
tiffanys-owned: femdomvignettes: “Oh she’s totally out of it, how much did you put in her drink?”“Oh you know me, can’t be too careful, don’t want her sobering up before we have her at the auction house. She’s going to pay off our student
father-daughter-fantasies: Sometimes daddy couldn’t tell the difference between his beautiful daughter, or his lovely wife when he had drank too much. At least that’s what he always told her when he sobered up.
-hewastheirfriend: but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk
filthy-hippie-vibes: haydenhellfire:therealkimiknox: lady-stella: iwannabeadored: higheramerica: Everyone’s first edible this happened to me omg and it was before school and I had to punch myself in the face to try to sober up holy shit I did
the-stoner-sage: whospilledthebongwater: bruh what if sleep makes you high and as you sober up you get sleepy and lack-of-sleep hallucinations and feeling all dead and stuff are like withdrawl symptoms and your body literally shuts itself down to get
zippo077: Friday and Saturday nights were good hunting for the slavers, as drunk girls coming out of the clubs were easy prey. Abducted and deposited at a “safe house” to await shipment overseas, the girls began to sober up as they were tightly bound
