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if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up. but vodkas not water and im not a duck so ducks who share the water need to stfu
k...so heres what happened. i saw this \/ on my fb feed...
1 thing ive realized is that our generation is so caught up in what we cant do. or what we havent done. like everybody talks about what we cant do. and idk where it comes from. maybe its jealousy.
this is prolly 1 of the most brutally honest things i will ever post on here. so…here goes. i had him for 16 years. i consider myself very very lucky. lucky in the sense that he was there when i needed him. sad part is alotta kids dont have that.
i notice alotta times that ppl dont realize that they can affect ppl w/ their words. i mean theres ppl that wanna make a name for themselves or w/e and they wanna come up so bad that theyll be willing to say anything. like really? say anything? get outta
I like women w/ red hair so …there ya go :)
Recent study shows koalas contain the most STDs among animals. so stay away from koalas ladies.
have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. That is all.
so heres what happened. earlier this week Floyd mayweather put out a very honest message on instagram about his thoughts on women who are getting a lil bit too comfortable w/ themselves due to their looks. my response? : a trophy’s value isn’t
attention Netflix fans… the best tv sitcom (Seinfeld) is coming. so stay sharp. yall been warned
maaan the internet has no chill sometimes. are you really gonna get so up in arms just cuz the head of the muthafuckin state just decided to rock a taupe/tan suit when hes talking about ISIS at a press conference? why dont you listen to what hes saying
well well well so today is the day that pokemon go is officially available in Canada. lets just hope that ppl dont end up going into oncoming traffic and walking all over historical monuments and find a dead body under a bridge while searching for em
earlier in the month of august i stopped at a gas station to fill up my car. on my way inside a lady comes up to me and says if i could spare some change so she could get something to eat before she passes out. i said id be right back and that i was on
out of all the bad names out there..what kind of a name is Ree Drummond? what kind of a name is that?!? it sounds so stupid
im so ready for 2k16 to be over. why is everybody dying? what the hell is going on here?!?
that moment when you realize why barry bee benson from the bee movie sounded so familiar. aaron b benson was a name in the phone book the grinch read in the movie how the grinch stole christmas. yeah ik. im late
milesjai: its-fucking-peanut: 3frraa: scary how fast someone can mean so much to you scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico scary what a year does
the merry merry month of may is masturbation month. so go on w/ your bad selves ladies
my fellow Torontonians on tumblr…the zoo has been closed as a result of a strike. so go back to watching animal videos on yt. that is all
that moment when you realize that most rappers these days are just corporate commercial 1’s who drop snappy punchlines every 3 sex mags…and some of the so called “femcees” diss other and “beef” w/ female artists on
so let me get this straight…you mean to tell me that 12 ppl deliberated for 53 hrs…and couldnt come to a verdict on the bill cosby case which resulted in a mistrail and theyre gonna go back and do it all again in 4 months? somethings fishy
Virginia? you need to get your shit together. put it all in a backpack so its together. get your shit together.
cloverfeels:honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get
softblackboy:People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore
what ppl need to realize is…songwriters in bands make more money. the songwriter gets paid seperate statitorially by the govt than the actual copyright of the recording. so if a songwriter is on xxx label the label pays the band for the recording
wholesomekatie:Getting old is weird. It happens so fast. Now I understand how people can still be childish despite being older. Time moves faster than we can work out problems within ourselves I think.
antiblackness:i wish you all would stop being so bitter and condescending towards people who are waiting until the new year to make changes in their lives. some people enjoy and take comfort in the idea of a literal fresh start to encourage change, be
wth is going on w/ these airlines? sending pets to the other side of the world…everybody is confused. it speaks to negligence. it speaks to incompetence. it speaks to…“we dont know how to handle this”. so many ppl are going to
marsincharge:Black kids in Atlanta got put on lockdown so they couldn’t leave school during the #NationalWalkoutDay and what did they do? THEY KNEELED. They were barred from the same sort of freedom to exercise their rights that students in other places
so there Phil Jackson goes talking about how Kobe is “uncoachable”…yet…this is the same person who drafted Frank Nitiklinfsha and put a no trade clause in Melos contract then got mad at Melo for not leaving.
maaan these new generation of rappers they cant fit in. theyre rocking hairstyles that look like skittles…theyre getting tattoos on their faces that arent even legible…ppl think its a “fad”. i think its more than that. so if
let me start w/ the obvious question: what kind of a name is tekashi 69?!? it sounds so stupid!!!
i swear sometimes I’ll never ever use understand ppl. They’re the worst. Some ppl are just bullshit and after something so I’m not gonna waste my time
so…i saw this pic earlier and it really made me think deeply about the what the true meaning of kindness is. You know… what is it to truly be a kind person? I believe …that being kind is something you are naturally. it’s really
swingsetindecember: ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) so like, i am very
relatablepoetryandquotes:“Ever catch yourself in the middle of saying something you know you’ll regret? Something so mean you know you should stop immediately but some part of your brain kicks in and won’t let you stop?” - Charles Yu, How to Live
So let me get this straight…when someone leaves a team for a chance/oppurtunity to win and do what’s best for them as a man and ends up doing just that: winning…they’re pegged as a “snake” yet…as soon as someone who is clearly
these self proclaimed “tough guys” are so sweet and humble in person 😂😂😂
so Ig recently said theyre going to test getting rid of likes. A certain well known barbie girl living in a Barbie world ( nicki minaj petty) said she doesnt like it and shes not going to post. Good!!! We dont care. We dont wanna see your “ life in
random-ship: aliens? -by E (adding to my xfile/peanuts mash ups)
masa-yu-ki: iraseugin: all i think is horikashi when i saw this photo _(:”DD and random thought about what if kashima decided to let her hair grow longer after she realized her feelings for horisenpai, but she only realized it after senpai graduated
snkmerchandise: News: Coca Cola Taiwan x Shingeki no Kyojin “Hot-Blooded Bottles” Collaboration Collaboration Start Date: April 2017Retail Price: N/A Coca Cola Taiwan has debuted new “Hot-Blooded Bottles” featuring old images of Eren, Mikasa,
happy-clappy-hippy-drift: Drift in charge of some dicks. Those are random dicks, you can assign them to the bots of your liking.
Rated R for RANDOM
everything-fandom-and-random: albinochu: Sans? That smaller skeleton from undertale? Yeah well uhm– [sweats nervously] No-No I don’t like him at all and his puns??? No wa– [thousands of pictures of Sans fall out of pockets] No these aren’t
This is the best explanation for so many things … but the first thing to come to mind was the Sha in Pandaria … maybe I’m getting into too much of the lore? Nah!
This used to be in my nipple and it fell out. I don’t wanna go through the pain of having it repierced so I’m back to having a boring nipple with no bling
turn over so i can eat that booty.
random-photos-x: Window to the soul by majatopcagic. (http://ift.tt/1Kspmys) Her eyes are gorgeous!!
naoren: filmeditor16: official-sokka: thats-not-a-toilet: korrastyle: OH SHIT is this why the show was taken off nick? So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me
raintalker: I waited SO LONG to make this idea come true…now the day has come…
So it wouldn’t let me post an audio link for some reason. But nevertheless, due to an amazing amount of pestering from friends, here is one of my favorite and most recent pieces, spoken by yours truly. Sorry for the roughness of my voice, Texas
Admitted to my friend that i don’t like going out of an evening with a big group of people because it makes me anxious and i now feel even worse than when i made up random excuses every time she invited me out (like, embarrassed rather than guilty)
People have no idea how bad I don't want to be in a relationship. I'm wild nice and I'm a genuine person, but I'm like that to everyone and I feel like people only want to date me so they can selfishly have that to themselves...maybe it's just my ego
So I think I’m beginning to learn that the first draft of a novel is for developing the characters and the basic, general direction of the story. And the second draft is for creating an entirely new plot that fits all that character development you
I masturbate to dudes masturbating…lol I’m weird but I love when men moan. It gets me so wet.
elkakey: flomation: caught-up-in-a-crossfire: flomation: SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing
Just watched the whole first season of GalavantThis show is everyrhingI wanna do a D&D musical run nowand play as a thief using Secret Mission as personal OST while doing shits.PERFECTIONAll hail the english humor because it’s really just so precious.
Random Lapis request just the image here
Random late night doodle requests