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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lu771j9xMP4 My loneliness is killing me…I must confess I still believe you are my GOD. When i look at you I lose my mind. So give me a loooser sign…and tease me baby, one more time!
erodreamus: *cough* Inspired by Dusty and Wuffen . So this is dedicated for you both~ Oh hey…look I colored porn..\O/ yooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS I LIKE YES THIS IS GOOD YES PERFECTION HNNNNNNGHHHHHH <3
“Yeah, not so cute when it happens to You, is it, bitch? This is for ever girl you ever forced to gag on your pathetic cock. But I’m not going to let you off so easy.”
kosherrobot: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE. This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly,
Jesus christ!! .46 of taxes for the camera? are you kidding me? see? this is why i dont accept gifts from my wishlist, because even tho the item is free for me, the shipping to my country is not, you guys from USA are so lucky, your minimum wage is
just-shower-thoughts: Jesus died for our sins. If you’re not sinning, you’re basically making it so that Jesus died for nothing.
excellenttalecomrade: Some of you people on tumblr are so attractive jesus fuck. I like looking at you all and I mean that in the creepiest way possible wanttogooutorwhat? Not like I could ever have any of you but it’s still nice to look ehuehuehue.
dramaaddiction: “Am I dead? It feels so unfair, but since my woman can see me, I can at least say this to you before I go. Tae Gong Shil… I love you.”
I woke up in the middle of the night last night and for the first time in months I felt a presence in my room. I could feel it reading my mind. I’ve been so happy without these experiences in my life lately and I will not allow them back. While I do
onlyblackgirl: hentai-ass: bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play This again lmfao whoop whoop “SEE I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR A TIC TAC, A SHAWTY LIKE ME NEEDS A BIG MAC….I WANNA SCREAM BOY, NOT GIGGLE.”
christianmingle: blackandgoldkeywork: Christian Mingle - Movie Trailer Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of
meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST you thought the other pokebears were scary~ lol XD
godtricksterloki: doctornipples: gettin-nakie-outside: beelzebubby: do i win That is SO a response I would give! Jebus, your fans annoy me.
jesus fucking christ i’m only 32 years old when did i get so sick of everything. im not supposed to be this bitter and hateful of the youth until my fifties. what happened to me.
smoothmovedude replied to your post:jesus fucking christ i’m only 32 years old when…get up i’d love to, but i’m an old fucking man and I have to go to bed now so that I can go to work so that i can pay a house note and a car note
shinkoukei:bryceckrispies:I hate kansas so much omgoh my godddd
thedenofravenpuff: 2mahnas: nightguardmod: ponyway: According to Christianity, the bible is the word of God. So, not only God has made a fan fiction of his own creation, the guy’s so vain that he also put in his own self-insert gary stu Jesus as
duckerly: I-iii shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with youuu so Whyyy do I waaaant to~~
allieinarden: catholicsjustwannahavefun: These kinds of things make me so happy. “The fact that I often fall asleep during meditation, or while making my thanksgiving, should appall me. Well, I am not appalled; I bear in mind that little children
peiranoid: literallysame: Flappy Bird’s creator is taking the game down (x) thank jesus I think this is really sad. This guy made a game, maybe not a very good game, maybe a really difficult game (wouldn’t know, haven’t played it and
did-yuo-kno: thesmithgirl90: did-yuo-kno: Please, for the sake of the easily offended, don’t make jokes on Tumblr! This is a place for reblogging pictures of Starbucks, Uggs, and girls in bikinis, NOT humor! Fuck you, man. Fuck you. I’m a white
envybakemono: BAKI’S FOLLOW FOREVER If you’re on here you’re not just screwed now, you’re going to continue to be screwed over for as long as this jerk decides he likes you. Seriously, thank you so much for putting up with my muse, and now that
chemical-lightning-keg: o-mew: ifyoudcntknow: deanwinchestersshortshorts: deathbruja: If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lets be real here he would not seek to help the wealthy
insomniatakesover: dearness: faeries-everywhere: princechocobo: im going to cry so am i Ok we seriously need a picture of the rest of the 104th I want to see Eren and Jean having a cheer-off did i do it right
not-jesus: So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
maxwelllabs: dorkybudgie: yaaaaaaamss: fruitycat: swaaarm: I translated Hisashi Eguchi’s short manga remake of Kazuo Umezu’s Fasting (絶食)! I don’t want to ruin the ending by having it a thumbnail in the tumblr timeline, so you can read
innerbear: i would love to feel this behind me in the club guysandpits: andy, you get me hard every time! andyjp: housesitting, so why not? Jesus.
ir0n-goddess: almostbalanced: ir0n-goddess: I always wanted to be pretty like “other girls” but beauty is not a limited resource so amazing jesus you rockkkkk
spilly-b: not-jesus: So this happened on Graham Norton and I felt that the gifs needed to happen Yes.
kvothes: kvothes: the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC ……. my favorite responses to this so far: jesus fucking chicken kentucky fucking christ JFC i saw JFK at KFC it’s the dyslexia and jkr not naruto jesus fortnite chicken
onoasa:jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
artmender: meezy7: xiil3gendary: Well! This is my favorite moment of the new Sun Moon anime so far. I was NOT expecting anything like this but it made me laugh so hard. JESUS CHRIST THE ANIMATION ON ASH IS SO GOOD
niggasandcomputers: snowaswhite: thisshitfunny: i want a nasty bitch that would grab my dick during grace @ Thanksgiving Dinner you need jesus Jesus not into that kinda kink stuff so that relationship not gon work
REBLOG if you think Tumblr needs to improve its message/fanmail system, with an Outbox, so you can keep track of what's been said in a conversation.
hazehgrace: frostied: maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men” STOP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING
iblug: hellamobbin: rewindthis: wisteriafield: lightskinjeezus: Nigga was playing no games White boy hit so hard he took a bow before goin out How do you even move that fast. He said “NOT TODAY U NOT” JESUS
sylviasunrise: sylviasunrise: so i just reached 201 followers 201 minus 189 equals 12 jesus had 12 followers not sure what this means someone just unfollowed me judas unfollowed jesus still not sure what this means
Why are psychopaths or sociopaths so attractive sometimes?
itsthelesbiana: quickweaves: im not impressed by white girls with vaguely ethnic features so what u got some lips congratulations ur species is evolving LMAO
ohhlauralove: So I cleaned my shower today. The addiction is real.
restingmiseryface: You guys are so demanding. Jesus fuck. Whilst I appreciate the hotness of your intimate sharing you should not do it because some horns fool on the internet demands it! You should do it cause it’s hot sexy fun n you’re feeling
Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49 So who’s coming to hell?
daily-men: With voice overs… you’re not thinking about the camera. So your voice becomes this thing that you can manipulate. And depending on the character you’re doing, it’s all concentration on your voice.
preciouspeterparkr: whimsicalethnographies: captainpoe: I’m sorry. NOPE the bunny ears they’re giving each other makes me so sOFT I HATE THIS AND I HATE YOU
yesbitemeharder: so-not-the-norm:Jennifer Lopez celebrates her 46th birthday at 10 Oak Lawd Jesus I hope I’m that bad at 46 !
plagued0ctor: i-f0und-y0u: c-bellz: roma-mc: … i feel old :( GET OUT IT DID NOT. OH MY GOD. I remember this entire episode. Oh my goddd. I’m so oldddd. :[ Jesus christ I was 7 when this was on?? No way.. hell no
So many Christians disliking that Pope Francis is doing and saying things that Jesus would do and say…this is not the Jesus they know, the Jesus who hates gays and blames poor people for their poverty and offers zero assistance to them. They want
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
bootyexpress: madame-mircalla: not-so-tall-gay-danny: Oh my god republicans are so fucking stupid holy shit lmao “there’s no y-axis” i literally screamed
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oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
Nothing like a good ol’ sad film to just completely crush you
