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snotferret: submitted by gay-gifs you get the 7″ Pretty Purple Dildo ™
snotferret: walk into a public bathroom stall. see this. wat do?
snotferret:got home after a sweaty bike ride today and the toy was in before the shoes were off :p~
snotferret: I’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS
snotferret: winding the spring
snotferret: i just can’t stay grouchy when reposters tag my photos as “jock pussy" (▰˘◡˘▰)
snotferret: “it tastes and smells like cummy sweetcakes”
snotferret: snotferret: fever butt random self-reblog. because relevant
snotferret: that blanket though. and that neon shirt. and dem gams of mine.
snotferret: butt-thieves stole my butt again
snotferret: perceptivedominance: @snotferret? uhh, i WISH. that’s the inimitable @arsludicra
snotferret: finally joined team core thong
snotferret: a friend in new jersey gifted me fancy undies. look at this grey ensemble!
snotferret: jamesjeffers: finally getting back into illustrating again! the holidays have been jingling my bells! James is working on an illustration inspired in part by my recollections of early-morning faunlike mischief in a cool mossy Alberta
snotferret: i can very much relate
snotferret: snotferret: just random 2011 selfie reblogggggg
snotferret: sometimes it’s fun to wear nothing but shoes and underpants
snotferret:living in a grey Vancouver autumn cloud - radiating the heat soaked in over the summer
snotferret: kiss everything better
snotferret: i call this one THE FOUNDRY FURNACE!
snotferret: good
snotferret: this is becoming my new favourite self-diddling position
snotferret: this is really really cute
snotferret: *urgent fingerbanging intensifies*
snotferret: exercising the bussycheck out the cute little jiggle in the last one
snotferret: it’s my d tho :c
snotferret: i always thought lanyards were the dumbest things. finally found the right use for one
snotferret: colorslashmotion: I don’t need you anymore breathe out steam in good stuff
snotferret: russian navy never surrender. is klever ruse.
snotferret: atumblrdouche:Hey there, @snotferret. oh hey. i didn’t go to all the trouble of making gifs for a reposted solo gif to get 6k notes! >:C
snotferret: snotferret: choose wisely suddenly getting a lot more clicks on this one again. rorschach test. wat do u see?
snotferret: snotferret: it was ¡me! this morning so i take a lot of nakey pics, but do any of you aesthetically gifted folks have any suggestions on what sort of sexy attire i could incorporate into photoshoots and video shoots?
snotferret: dudejersey1: snotferret: fucked myself so goooood 😍 Can you really cream from your ass like that ?
snotferret: what you’ve missed this week if you you don’t have snotferret added on snapchat so cute that one
snotferret: dapperdikdik: for snotferret ｰ(°◇°〃) OH. MY. GOD.that’s exactly what i had in mind
snotferret: snotferret: got home after a sweaty bike ride today and the toy was in before the shoes were off :p~ i already miss my bike. and my toys. and it hasn’t even been a month away from them 😥
snotferret: back to daily cycling = booty upgraded from size Small to Medium gonna hafta restock my underwear drawer. any suggestions? ps: my suggestion is to http://snotferret.tumblr.com/donate/ to my underwear fund
snotferret: liveblogboutique: flashdoggy: strictmastersir: Inspecting his property One of Sir’s favorite ways to spank me not ur property silly sad stupid people, unless by Sir they mean Snotferret™, as in i’m the sole owner of my butt.
snotferret: humpmeplease:I believe this is snotferret *dying*
snotferret: arseanal1234: snotferret: when still life tells a story What is this sex toy please tell me it’s Raw Dawg from Fort Troff, but i think they discontinued it and moved on to the Raw Pup model, which is a lot less organic-looking, imo
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snotferret: what you’ve missed this week if you you don’t have snotferret added on snapchat
snotferret: snotferret: got home after a sweaty bike ride today and the toy was in before the shoes were off :p~ posted this too late last night, reblogging altruistically in case east coast missed it :}
snotferret: look what i found in my sexy dusty archives.
snotferret: I thought that was a fun angle.
snotferret: :}
snotferret: snotferret:speaking of plant-based smut: this week on veggie tales! reblogging because i care about ALL of the timezones!
snotferret: snotferret: got home after a sweaty bike ride today and the toy was in before the shoes were off :p~ self reblog because nobody should miss this 😊
snotferret:will i ever act my age?
snotferret:rebooting the habit of wearing a jock to work
snotferret: unintentional Stiles cosplay?
