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harrypotterhousequotes: SLYTHERIN: “Do not be a clockwork orange. Freedom has a lovely voice. Here is good and there is evil, look on both and make your choice. Sweet of juice and hue and aroma, let’s not be changed to fruit machines. Choice is
deathishauntedbyhumans: Ravenclaws with learning disabilities. Hufflepuffs with anger issues. Gryffindors with anxiety and panic attacks. Slytherins that are too emotional to be mean to anyone.
harrypotterfics:Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the
quite-quirksome:painfullyqueer:after Harry and friends graduate someone figures out how to say “open” in parsletongue and ever since the slytherins cleaned out the place the chamber of secrets houses crazy rave parties. ravenclaws bring wifi hufflepuff
thefarfire: jr-abraxas: ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking
majorsarcasm19: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: #me You all realize this is us in about 20 years.
asevenpatchproblem: nikki-rook: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then
alechrdy: david/billie + slytherin aesthetic [x]
pvffskein: hogwarts aesthetics - hufflepuff gryffindor, ravenclaw, slytherin
ancalimes: PLAYLISTS FOR THE FOUR HOGWARTS HOUSES Hufflepuff Slytherin Gryffindor Ravenclaw
deerlily: The four houses are called Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Each house has its own noble history and each has produced outstanding witches.
spiletta42: stimmysuggestion: weird-slytherin-girl-ist-geil: cardozzza: seananmcguire: dewyntersisters: if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it
berlynn-wohl: Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like
sosobriquet: batmanisagatewaydrug: slytheringirls: crownedsiren: Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me
alrightanakin: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: alrightanakin: ive never seen a grown adult blush and stutter as much as my history professor just did when i asked him if his green and grey scarf was a slytherin scarf BUT WAS IT “I thought it was
utopiafandoms: I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour
darthck506: birdystark: I just came to a 2 a.m. realization. Gryffindor: I want to be. Slytherin: I will be. Ravenclaw: I could be. Hufflepuff: I try to be. That’s more accurate than most Hogwarts House quizzes. That’s not an exaggeration.
duckhazza: monsieurfootlybits: my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall??? and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal
fuocogo: sashaforthewin: brosequartz: queerandgrumpy: headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium headcanon that when
ramenuzumaki: jaxblade: fit-slytherin: judgeanon: camlost737: frankiemorga: ramenuzumaki: What a precious child. Goku is so important for him. :’) He’s just as important to Goku, look at him providing Goku energy. You go little dude. This
pools-of-venetianblue: brundle-bambi: anidragon: Every official Harry Potter source: Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryfindor! Every Hufflepuff I know, when asked what house they get along best with: Slytherin @bethanyactually
mamaduafe: angelbabyspice: weedbrownie: a-snarling-slytherin: weedbrownie: weedbrownie: Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers
Had to wear my slytherin socks …. #ripthehalfbloodprince
nyxxkitten: team Slytherin 🐍💚
behind-my-empty-eyes: I am conducting a scientific study on what houses people are in. Reblog this post if you are proud to be a Slytherin. (Ravenclaws reblog this, Gryffindors reblog this, and Hufflepuffs reblog this)
Tagged by @valerikayRules: tag 20 followers you want to get to know better.Name: ViktorNickname: Vik / SatanGender: MaleStar Sign: CapricornHeight: 5′8″Sexual Orientation: DemisexualHogwarts House: Slytherin Favorite Color: Wine redTime Right
principe-mestico: Slytherin Aesthetic
Nothing wrong with a little house rivalryVikrolomen belongs to me / Vincialem belongs to mazokhist
mazokhist: 🐍 slytherin aesthetic 🐍
ibuzoo: 1000 Picspams Challenge | #324Wizarding Schools Girls and Boys Aesthetics | Slytherin Boys
I’ve been roleplaying a Hogwarts AU lately
mazokhist: high museum — slytherin aesthetic pt.1
mazokhist: high museum — slytherin aesthetic pt.2 pt. 1
If you guessed Severus Snape, you were correct. My patron request was for this angsty potions professor. Thanks for guessing 🐍
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myheartofgoldturnedplatinum: alwaysyourbaby: desert-revolution: I firmly believe that the reason many Slytherins were easily convinced to join Voldemort was because they were treated like shit by the rest of the houses while they were growing up.
elialys: un-canadien-errant: You’re on the right track baby, you were sorted this way! Oh. My. GOD. funding by slytherin specialty charms by ravenclaw fapped to by gryffindor HOUSE UNITY
your-heart-wont-last: slytherin-in-the-tardis: crayolasaurus: functionaloptimist: theumbrigdeway: joewalkers-abs: OH MY FUCK. ^^ THAT IMAGE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GODDD KSGJDFJG LOL OH GOD WHERE CAN I BUY THIS MAMA UMBRIDGE DOLL!!!! HAAHAHA!
smoakd: The Slytherin Prince - Draco Malfoy I fucking knew it would come to this someday.
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sulietsexual: Buffyverse Characters In Their Hogwarts Houses Slytherin
foxtrotsandfairytales: Whoever buys me the Slytherin one gets a free cuddle. Possibly some hand-holding.
superwholockly: slytherins-bloodybaron: makenzie-rush: toki—wo—spoopy: goforeverforworseorbetter: troyesivan: leggingsluts: what kind of school has giant posters of their students that’s just weird i saw this and just kind of assumed thats
stankface: devilsmadvocate: deterguts: The unimaginable pain when someone sorts your favorite characters into the wrong Hogwarts Houses #stop just idly shoving everyone you like into gryffindor #AND SLYTHERIN ISN’T JUST FOR VILLAINS YOU FUCKS
ohkaydear: no but imagine the rawness of slytherin feminists
isaidnopeeking: Each of the four Hogwarts houses has its own ghost. Slytherin boasts the Bloody Baron, who is covered in silver bloodstains. The least talkative of the house ghosts is the Grey Lady, who is long-haired and beautiful. Hufflepuff house
doctornewbie: draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: weirder-than-you-think: #Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS
dajo42: dajo42: harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known” teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad” [albus arrives at hogwarts]albus: “hello
ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
achrestomathy: So I was thinking about Parseltongue, and the weird fact that it seems to be an inherited skill instead of, you know, learned like any other language. Imagine a Slytherin who can speak Parseltongue. When it gets out, they expect everyone
nohetero-superpotterlock: good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
I like how they slytherin in back is like “Heeeeeyyy rival lemme holler atchu”
reyairia:sammit-damn:buckkybbarnes: wait hogwarts was established in the 10th century but sinks were not invented until the 18th century so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented
queermarauders:Regulus Black died in a cave, drowned by reanimated corpses to bring about the downfall of Voldemort, and yet Snivellus is still the hero of Slytherin.
urban-emo: q33r: yourperfectlittleanarchist: You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts?
accio-shitpost: so how do the kids get hair cuts when they’re in hogwartsdo they have to line up once a month or so and have their head of house do it?if so, poor slytherins
thereactionof1984: waterjerk: Steven - HufflepuffAmethyst - GryffindorGarnet - GryffindorPearl - RavenclawLapis - SlytherinJasper - GryffindorPeridot - Slytherin….i guess? I think Steven has been confirmed for gryffindor by the crewniverse? I’m
martinezasia: I made this for the voice of Connie. Grace Rolek requested Connie as a Slytherin Beater
cubbytendencies: I was feeling cute (and rather Slytherin) and wanted to use the new camera. Here’s the result:
brichibi: sanityneverseemedsofrightening: vera-johnson: sassy-lesbian-lorax: better-be-slytherin: powerpackedfist: p41g3r4nk1n: alwaysp0ssible: shyanatralove: -cheshire: kuyakhris: fcukyeahanimemangaquotes: perfectlyimperfeeect: doctorhugger:
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