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batetalk: egg0321:Just sitting here. My penis is calling to my hand. My hand is drawn to my penis. My hand caresses my penis. My hand surrounds my penis. Penis gets harder and harder… I’m masturbating That’s it, fuck your PENIS!
This is not a bid for comments whatsoever - just sort of ‘telling’... I sit here porning, MASTURBATING, relishing Phallus yet again, and I realized moments ago, the computer date clock in the corner...it’s my effing birthday. Clearly, PENIS owns
12:06: *pours 500 ml of chocolate milk* sips 1:00: *sits here and shrugs* feeling totally fine lol 1:25: *pours 300 ml of water* 1:35: *slams cup down* done!!! 1:55: im starting to feel it I’m about a 3 on pee scale 2:12: *crosses legs and bounces
f1ght4y0url1fe: kaylakat94: frankway: squareclocks: blossom-bamford: I AM SITTING HERE CRYING OVER THIS FUCKING EXPEDIA COMMERCIAL ABOUT A DAD GOING TO HIS GAY DAUGHTER’S WEDDING KILL ME PLEASE OMFG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T. I’m gay and you
xulaxicana: I’m sitting here on my bed with candles lit, sage burning. Wearing my high wasted booty shorts and crop top like a true bruja bitch…. Self care mi bruj@s xulaxicana my denim vest say bruja. bruja por vida.
When people on Tumblr are so gorgeous and you're just sitting here like:
gravyhottub: “i need to lose weight” i say as i sit here ingesting the entire pantry
4amskin:I’ve been sitting here thinking about all the things I wanted to apologize to you for. All the pain we caused each other, everything I put on you - everything I needed you to be or needed you to say. I’m sorry for that. I will always love
keptinkirkland: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear Just remember,
fuckoffcats: THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
evaded: I hate when you like something on tumblr to look at it later but when you actually go back to find it, it’s buried within one million other posts and you’re just sitting here like ‘oh’
southparkdigital: You wanna just sit here a little more and be frozen?
lthilien: IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
motherstrawberry: lokis-queen: For all the fucking hype that Bernie Sanders gets you’d think he would have done better. You fucking shit heads sit here not voting meanwhile reblogging shit supporting Bernie. Your bitch ass blog isn’t going to make
drovie: afkland: drovie: drovie: Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato.
prisonsentience: just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
goodsprings: goodsprings: i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images a challenger arises
unduplicated: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide
hotlcalfrnia:This I didn’t post this because I was too lazy to, but it did well on FA so here it is.
pentaghastly: 30 day female character challenge: {1/~} antagonists - Princess Azula I don’t have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom liked Zuko more than me, but I don’t really care. My own mother…thought I was
kingjaffejoffer: misandry-mermaid: the-goddamazon: prettyboyshyflizzy: strugglingtobeheard: musiqchild007: 2damnfeisty: shmurdamagicalgirl: postracialcomments: Yall…. Sit here and think people why would protesters burn down their own things?
nisaexploresadhd:adhd is: theres one thing i really want to do right now and i cant, therefore i cant do anything else either
objection-edgeworth: sundayswiththeilluminati: I found this screenshot and I can’t. I can’t. I’ve been sitting here laughing my ass off for three solid minutes. I cannot handle this. just. the combination of “unnecessary” and Apollo’s expression.
pianjeong:so many songs to listen to. so many books to read. so many things to watch. so much stuff to write. i think i will sit here and decompose
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: These have been sitting here for ages. Might as well post them.
So Proud! Just sitting here relaxing after dinner…watching the show. My beautiful young daughter is mopping the floor with ‘slave 53’. You see, he was serving tonight and failed in etiquette, namely serve from the left…take
Don’t they all look so nice? My household staff of well over one hundred. All standing at attention…straight as little arrows. Heads bowed reverently…not a noise to be heard. I could just sit here and stare for hours. Waiting for
consumed by curiosity, i’m sitting here in awe of the powerful bond between scent and memory, i opened the box and awoke the hunger, you’re woven within the fabric, laced with roots of pain, and i want to rip open every scar just to let you seep back
im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die: te amu <3 ehhhh! *D* sexo oral y BK mejor <3
im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die: stealmygrass: patoskynosequeweaa: stealmygrass: Vardoc, German y Xoda Germán debería morirse. Antes y ahora Y siempre. +1 a lo de german, y Quien cresta es Xoda? Pero amor, si es igual a tí
@im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die ahí está ph poni D: creo que somos un fracaso
im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die: @attomic 4 u ):
im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die: jonnovstheinternet: [Chaos Life Comics] pillow of heaver, cold war ( 77 ), the hair monster, TODO EL RATO xD
im-not-gonna-sit-here-and-die: quierooooounaaaaMAAAAAAAAAAID seguro son objetos pa conseguir
flr-captions: God I love our bedtime games. I sit here. You kneel in front of me. You get to kiss my shoes, slowly peel off my stockings, give me footrub and leg massage, then you slowly kiss my legs and above my legs and make me come. Then you find
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theaddictsapartment: thoughtsof-r: y’all… did Trump just declare war on syria and russia… yea I’m sitting here like is nobody seeing this?
deadlifts-and-derrida: A week ago, Las Vegas adventures with @derekbolt - sitting here with a head cold in snowy Toronto, I’d really like to go back.
keepingthewaterin:I guess the fact that I’m at home and could just go to the potty but instead I’m sitting here with a very full bladder, drinking still more as my bladder rapidly becomes even more full, means I’m all caught up in the excitement
I knew it pugs they act crazy but really they no how to get down! Just too funny sitting here at work trying not to laugh too loud.
thorinkingoferebor: You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been
soulescaper: Everything is changing And there’s nothing I can do My world is turning pages While I am just sitting here
sub-mom-incest: Alright honey that’s enough, I should probably go and get started on dinner Relax mom we’re just talking, now tell me about your day Well ok… I guess I could sit here a little while longer
mikalhvi: full-onrainstorm: WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING “Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!” that’s fucking priceless.
dollarmenufuccboi: don’t mind me, i’m just sitting here in my corner drawing gross self indulgent smuts for myself :B
lokis-queen: For all the fucking hype that Bernie Sanders gets you’d think he would have done better. You fucking shit heads sit here not voting meanwhile reblogging shit supporting Bernie. Your bitch ass blog isn’t going to make a difference you
fumbledeegrumble: pardonmewhileipanic: cimorenegal: So I’m literally starving (like starting to feel nauseous) and I apparently just can’t bring myself to go upstairs and scrounge up some food because I’m still sitting here thinking “ughhhhhhh”
I’m just sitting here trying to figure out what I posted that’s attracting all these god damn p0#n bots.
evilsmurfnope: sarcasticsmilerrandomness: I’ve sat on my leg too long and now I’ve got pins and needles and oh gods I hate pins and needles, I’m sitting here wiggling my leg like a maniac trying to get the blood flowing properly again. But it’s
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
goodsprings: i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images
socialjusticeichigo: ace-feminist: extraordinary-arbiter-bluebird: Laziness: I’d rather sit here than pick up those clothes Executive Dysfunction: I need to pick up those clothes I need to pick up those clothes why am I still watching this thing on
allthingshyper: gehayi: hiddlesbatchlove: forever-falling-forward: platredeparis: bnycolew: mannysiege: Progress What Imma just let this sit here MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE sources: Engagdget DailyTech CBS They turned RNA into an anti-virus program.
wasdplz: nightmare-grass: Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO
saltymommie:saltymommie:IM SO !!! FUCKING EMBARASSED ??? IM SITTING HERE WATCHING TV WITH HEADPHONES ON AND I HEAR SOMEONE SCREAMING SCREAMING LIKE HELP ME HELP ME AND I FREAKED OUT SO I CALLED THE COPS AND WAS LIKE “HI THIS COULD BE AN EMERGENCY
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