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just-shower-thoughts: Belts are the single most disgusting bacteria laden thing in someone’s life. I mean what else do you immediately touch after wiping your butt, that never gets washed, that lasts for years?
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I got every single injury I’ve ever had all at once, from little paper cuts to major life threatening injuries, if I would survive it
krudman: fuckyeahvalvesoftware: Episode 2 is 9 years old tomorrow, and we still haven’t heard a single thing about Half Life 3 TF2 is shooting itself in the foot constantly and we still haven’t seen the next comic You have to pay for some sprays
jennaveverayenstone: spacebound-forever: I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see. I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them. I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life. I listen to reggae, so
drusies: shock: i can’t play second life anymore because we were in a furry sex club one time and someone showed up with this tiny litle rat avatar it was only like two inches off the ground and they didn’t say a single word once. it looked like
tyrannosaurus-rex:logically speaking a single bee provides more valuable labor in its very short life than any CEO ever has or will
vampire-crimson: you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you
soyoumusik: hezascarlet: uglynb: soyoumusik: jillibags: soyoumusik: Dear college bound friends, Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay.
trashboat: thatrandombystander:thatrandombystander:The University of Technology Sydney’s Business building is the single most ugly building I’ve ever had the displeasure of seeing in my life and that’s a factAbsolutely disgusting and photos don’t
left-reminders: xenosagaepisodeone: having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then
napcaster-mage:napcaster-mage:I love the in-universe myth that vulcans don’t lie. vulcans love lying. tuvok was literally a spy and spock kept every single detail of his personal life secret from his best friend for like a decade. vulcans love lying
mossycoat:if i don’t get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.
flannelfoxen:answrs:look like yes I know I get it but every. single. time. I see taxidermy listed with “life size!!!” as a selling point my immediate reaction will forever and always be¯\_(ツ)_/¯
shxrpeava: “Are you sure you want an illiterate black woman and single mother for a business partner? Only if you accept a crazy white woman, who’s never had a job in her life and can’t even fry an egg as your business partner.”
treasures-and-beauty: Sculptural Table Lamp Austria, early 20th century. Bronze and art glass Spherical shade decorated in an iridescent pattern attributed to Loetz with applied insects, over single socket with bronze plant life at base and with
tomatomagica: me every single day of my life
ohprcr: Single daddy Gladdy and your local chocobo zookeper 🐥🐥🐥 Please read this beautiful fic by @ton-berry it’s what I need in my life rn 😭💕
namelesskitten22: i-roll-a-seduction-check: husband: This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life @shy-yin @queenofnuggets
amezure: i-roll-a-seduction-check: husband: This is the single best video I’ve ever seen in my life I’m legit crying
My life summed up in a single line.
rhymeswithrad: Paul Fryer Lucifer (Morning star), 2008 Anodized aluminum, silicon rubber cord, wax work figure, feathers, concrete this is the single most painfully beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
filthyshadesofjared: This is the world that you created Niklaus. The enemies that you have made every single day of your miserable life..
master-of-sorcere: onlylolgifs: kitten wiggles ears while eating i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
perfectiero: you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place
sixpenceee: After winning Miss Thailand 2015, Khanittha “Mint” Phasaeng goes back to visit her single mom and kneels before her, showing the utmost respect to the woman who collected and recycled trash her whole life to raise her.
flowersxfade: this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life
tiredlalonde:i love homestuck bc it breaks every single fucking rule in the book like dont self-insert yourself into your story? hussie murdered that rule with his bare hands and then kissed it back to life and then proposed to it. dont make the storyline
kiltsfan: sixpenceee: This gravestone from 1875 reads: “Kate McCormick, Seduced and pregnant by her father’s friend, Unwed she died from abortion, her only choice, Abandoned in life and death by family, With but a single rose from her mother, Buried
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
nowandforeverff: woe-niyah: gvdess-vibex: bitchynextdoor: Bryson Tiller - Don’t [ORIGINAL CUT] Visual {½} DO NOT REMOVE CAPTION I just fuckin died and came back to life fam WHERE WAS THIS IN THE VIDEO?????? when u single af and this pops
councilwomannope: whatsshecalled: every single time. IVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO TALK ABOUT PERIODS THIS OPENLY THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
Wake up callSo I just realized my life ain’t shit n I’m probably not gonna make it to my 21st birthday. N also I don’t have a job n I’m broke asf n I’m single. All that wrapped up in an unstable mind w/ a dash of suicidal thoughts n a sprinkle
magellan-88: prettyyoungtragedy: propertyofpoeandbucky: likethisloki: Thor Ragnarok Gag Reel via torrilla I love every single one of them. “The whole thing’s a fucking mess Taika” is my new life slogan. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this
trvpsoultv: boho-barbie: vivienvalentino: No one comes close to Turk & J.D. ill be single my whole damm life till i find this Can i have a whole friendship like this?
burnmynameintothegospel: i’ll take that shit you call a life, in a single fucking breath
mystonerlife: jazuthewasianprincess: olgg: If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans.
clown-dick: why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life
clavid: lemonpasta: clavid: chuckiepickled: mariuspanmercy: this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit …bye All my friends that keep telling me to read this book should feel very embarrassed about this
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