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threewaydave: Simon didn’t say ‘let go of your tits’
chiptheandroid: “Well Simon, this letter says that your model is due for upgrades and repairs this month. You ready for it?” “Yes Joe. I’m experiencing an emotion I believe.” said the recently liberated and conscious synth to his former owner,
thejaguarr: My former owner and now surrogate Big Sister, Miss Simone Kross, there on the left. I can speak from personal experience when I say that I know exactly how that guy feels. I bet he’s flying out of his mind. I know I was on many an occasion
scottys-righthand-man: #anyone who says simon pegg is a bad actor or can only do comedy#i would like to redirect you to my fist #because jesus christ i felt like shit#when i saw scotty crying #that’s his captain#the man who basically got him off
Finally, only six season!
gay-erotic-art: byootifuldreamer: Australian dancer/choreographer Joseph Simons by David Kawena David Kaweena has quickly become another of my favorites. His use of lighting in both his photography and his artwork is unsurpassed. I can’t say enough
beauvoiriana: Simone de Beauvoir during a women’s demonstration in Paris. The text in her arm says: “Free and costless abortion and contraception. Women’s Liberation Movement”. Paris, 1971. Photo: Gilles Peress.
chauchautrain: Reporter: What made you lose 37 pounds? Raven Simone: The pressure of society. Finally a celebrity who says the real reason instead of that “to get healthy” bullshit. ^ this.
forbes: “Evil,” says Simone. “THEY ARE SATAN! I wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy,” writes Edward B. “I feel like I would have been better off borrowing money from the MOB!” says Ryan S. They’re all talking about the same thing: the
kyliemarilyn: As promised last week, here is a collection of the resulting images from the shooting for Simon O Latex from Austria with photographer Nikitzo. Looks good I would say.
fuckyeahglamberts: troublefindsme: At first I remember Simon Cowell was saying to me during my audition, ‘Well you’re very theatrical’, and he always said that as a negative statement but I thought to myself that’s a good thing. Yeah, I’m
scriptstructure: Twitter thread by Gail Simone, [HERE] Okay, for various deliberate reasons, I have not read nearly as many comics in 2017 as I normally do. And this week, I started reading a ton of comics. And I have stuff to say. Now, if you are an
smokingblonde69:As the other men in the conference room were talking business and politics Simon did his best to follow the conversations he could hear but the more he smoked on his cigarette the less he cared about what the men were saying and the more
swinggoodtime: “At the end of the day, if I can say I had fun, it was a good day.”— Simone Biles Swing! 💋 ASwingingGoodTime.com
whatiwishicould: snowfairyperrie: Just a friendly reminder that any artist signed onto Modest Management and Syco records through X-Factor (aka, One Direction and Little Mix): aren’t allowed to say anything negative about Simon Cowell, Modest, or
princessmarshmallow: oestranhomundodek: ohmagrathea: Gail Simone’s short story for the Time Warp #1 anthology. I’m not a huge fan of Simone’s ongoing work but I have to say, her short stories are wonderful. Thank you for this one. Art by
aplacetolovedogs: This is Simon he’s almost 7 yrs old. He’s a Corgi/Golden Retriever mix and right here he’s giving me the “Look of Death” it’s as deadly as sin and I just can’t say no when he shoots this my way. So Simon is the greatest
like-a-cometpulledfromorbit:@ everyone saying it’s unrealistic for simon’s friends to all be straight. You’re right. It’s completely unrealistic. None of them are straight. It’s actually canon now. Read Leah on the offbeat.
tardisblueiscool: I think it’s safe to say that Simon was having a bad day.
kasukasukasumisty: crucifere: I find it surprising for so many people to say that Adventure Time “got deep”. It’s like everyone forgot about seeing glimpses of Simon’s/Marceline’s/Bubblegum’s background stories. They gonna continue saying
foreveralone-lyguy: If my name was Simon I’d just go around telling people what to do like “I say get me some food”
stickymonart: Cumbustable CruzGreen lantern Jessica Cruz from DC Comics and sure, let’s say that dick is Simon Baz
threadless: “Scotty… Get Me Out Of Here!” by Simon Carpenter is currently one of the highest scoring submissions in our Star Trek design challenge! Here’s what Simon had to say about this submission:“Playing on the idea that all red shirts
albotas: Daily Graffiti: Amazing Transformers graffiti spotted by Simon Russel who says he found it “on a building set for demolition in Lymington had to get some pics before its gone.” Check out the DAILY GRAFFITI ARCHIVES for more geektastic
urgentorange: “True to form, Simon dared to say what the rest of us wouldn’t, and he paid for it. Price lashed out at him, the rest of the lads backed down, end of. A pint or two later, it would all have blown over. No chance of that now.”
jaywocker: Lol they had to put Simone’s tiny self on a stand What did he say to her
spaceshipsandpurpledrank: makeuphall:When a man says you would look better “without all that makeup on” @prince-simon
joriontel: gailsimone: ohmagrathea: Gail Simone’s short story for the Time Warp #1 anthology. I’m not a huge fan of Simone’s ongoing work but I have to say, her short stories are wonderful. Thank you for this one. Art by Gael Bertrand, published
karlimeaghan: I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say kudos to Simon Pegg for maintaining his grumpy cat face for this entire run
simon-newman: alamuts-lair-of-madness: glitter-and-metal: mapsontheweb: Driving directions in Europe, 1922. Mixed? MIXED??????? Mixed? I’ve heard legends about driving in Italy. Some folks even say there are actual rules for driving in Italy…
gauntletqueen:hobnob-69:hobnob-69:Simon and Garfunkel are so funny to me like Simon is such a generic name and Garfunkel sounds like a mountain goblin that’s going to give me a quest to find his lost jewelsI’m just saying. If you told me these guys
laracroftdaily: Well, we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next alignment and you’re welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years?LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER (2001) dir. Simon West
bound-x-and-x-broken: From Twitter, @paindudedude says “Nothing sexier than Simone Sonay gagging herself up :)”
purplebuddhaproject: “‘You’re dangerous,’ he says. ‘Why?’ ‘Because you make me believe in the impossible.’” — Simone Elkeles (via purplebuddhaquotes)
inhumansofshield: When the people who were screaming at everyone to go see Black Panther and Love, Simon but don’t say shit about Crazy Rich Asians
rocketdocket: what she says: i’m fine what she means: i still can’t believe simon’s fucking “friends” abandoned him after he was traumatically outed to the entire school, over something as petty as high school relationships. they didn’t even
capital-emm: Billie playing Simon Says with the audience at GMA 2009 and Tre playing along in the background
uppercased: Billie playing Simon Says with the audience at GMA 2009 and Tre playing along in the background
0fpierceandsirens: gazv97: Austin carlile on stage and off. On stage: I WON’T PRETENNDDD I WISH YOU WERE DEADDD.Off stage: hi, I’m Austin Carlile you all are so beautiful, let’s make cookies and play Simon says.
vertabre: Simon says like me back
weloveblackgirls: whitegirlsaintshit: nolivesmatter: Simon Says me with my white friends lmaaaaooo This how it should be
femslut21: Classic Caption: “Who Says Crime Doesn’t Pay?” by Smitty Simon. Unfortunately his blog is no longer available.
barbaraobrienphoto2016day: Daily Dose - May 24, 2017 - Simon Says “I’m Handsome!” - Pit Bull Simon2017©Barbara O'Brien Photography
mirrored–reflections: Simon says, raise your hands
serenityhartsyou: I be out at recess like… Simon says naked kart wheels everyone */ Thanks for this capture @tobymulligan (IG) #EmbraceYourNakedness #TGIF
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shaftman77: Simon say’s touch your shoulder!
picsnvids: “Yes…one’s connected to your balls and the other to your cock…..now Simone says……”
cancer-kids: Simon says bend over…
thelongerview: Simon says touch…there http://www.tumblr.com/blog/daily-babes
karenbhyp: simon-says-sleep: Reblog if you want to feel your mind drip down the inside of your thighs Yes, please
marcovandoextras: @simon_says___ #marcoovando #moboys #mycalvins #simonsherrywood #madeinireland
notebelow: the-moon-is-my-mom: okay @gays that are bashing Love, Simon because it’s not deep enough and doesn’t show the explicit anguish and pain that Simon goes through… I just wanna say… that’s the point lmao Like Love, Simon was literally
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