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-shr00ms: drew is coming in from vegas and he’s seeing me on 4/20 and spending the night and we are gonna just get so fucked up and ahhhh im so excited i love sleepovers and incoherence remeber last time when you and lizzie were “dating”
-shr00ms: if youre hot like this
-shr00ms: April 23rd
-shr00ms: i want sex or vodka or weed or cuddles or anything
-shr00ms: two halves make a whole guess im not whole yet
-shr00ms: dur is ma room
-shr00ms: sometimes i just feel insignificant and ugly and fat and lonely and unimportant and worthless and sad but then other times i feel like i’m the best thing since sliced bread and i can just switch from the two levels of confidence so quickly
-shr00ms: ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot. yes
-shr00ms: can i just skip all the bullshit and go to when i’m cuddling and napping with my fiancé, who is simultaneously also my very best friend, and making him dinner and watching movies and going on walks with our dog and going to dinner and doing
-shr00ms: I’m horny
-shr00ms: someone wanna make out with me this is more of an order than a request
-shr00ms: my hair is so soft and smooth and shiny and it smells good and ugh i love when me and my hair are friends
-shr00ms: i’m full of shit you’re full of shit he/she/it is full of shit we are full of shit you all are full of shit they are full of shit
-shr00ms: i really want to go get a free kitten but my parents will kill me
-shr00ms: perked: tumblr user oh-woah reblogged my face does that mean he wants me bc i want him ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB go get her tiger
-shr00ms: Fake a smile alyssa stop being fucking perfect oH MY GOD
-shr00ms: have sex with me
-shr00ms: You’re honestly so full of shit hahah I can’t believe I wasted my time on you
-shr00ms: boys have the hottest sex faces ugh
-shr00ms: She looks dead omg
-shr00ms: i am so bored and so cranky and i feel fat and i just want to work out and kiss someone but nope who is sitting on her ass me
-shr00ms: I just am in the mood to backhand everyone
-shr00ms: i need to get out of this fucking house and get my mind off of things because if i don’t i honestly will go fucking insane
-shr00ms: Guess who has a boyfriend:) still not me ha ha ha
-shr00ms: da boyf dem hickeys alyssa
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-shr00ms: Relationship update: just named my boyfriends dick Suzie
-shr00ms: I hate when I get in these moods I just feel completely flawed and inadequate and just hate myself
-shr00ms: my kitten doesn’t believe in sitting like a lady
-shr00ms: holy fuck my crotch has nearly 130k notes
-shr00ms: selfie game strong
-shr00ms: Oh hey
-shr00ms: if i could be a stripper without anyone knowing i so would like i bet they make so much money
-shr00ms: I don’t know if I want rough sex or if I just want to cuddle up with someone who smells good and go to sleep
-shr00ms: i want someone to feel that way about me. i want someone to feel that way about me and fucking mean it.
-shr00ms: you might hate me now but you sure didn’t hate me when I was making you cum
-shr00ms: Just gotta keep telling myself that I don’t give a fuck
-shr00ms: someone cuddle me I’m so cold :(
-shr00ms: marry me
-shr00ms: I just love being naked
-shr00ms: So many attractive people But they’re all on the other side of the fucking country
-shr00ms: I need sex
-shr00ms: whoever gets to fall asleep next to me is one lucky bastard because i smell like heaven
-shr00ms: cosmo-s: Me next month omg Bitch get your caption off my picture I want all of it
-shr00ms: I genuinely think it’s because of the dentist that I’m a swallower. Them and their gross fluoride shit taught me that sometimes people will put shit in your mouth and you just gotta swallow it rather than let it sit there and maliciously
-shr00ms: borz118: facebook.com/ali.agamirzaev borz118.tumblr.com ♣♣♣ FOOOLLLOW MY BLOG ♣♣♣ what the fuck are you doing
-shr00ms: ive perfected the stripper crawl i found my purpose in life
-shr00ms: rippedguys: Charlie Matthews OMFG MY DREAM GUY txyfcgvuhbk
-shr00ms: stoymilk: mushroom is that u Excuse me this is ME not YOUI will find u and I will kill u
-shr00ms: I’m going through this phase where I literally don’t hesitate to kick people out of my life. Like if you just bring me down what the fuck are you doing in it to begin with
-shr00ms: sadellite: cyhbercutie: yaaaaas I want. oh god no
-shr00ms: WHAT IS THIS TUMBLR PRO BULLSHIT
-shr00ms: This is so hot omg
-shr00ms: aprettysoul: Shanina is so beautiful! A perfect mixed between Australian and Pakistani, if I remember right! MIXED PEOPLE😍😍
-shr00ms: the best part about being small is that if i ever get thrown in the trunk of a car i bet i’ll still be pretty comfy
-shr00ms: Fuck all y’all
-shr00ms: cwissi: cyberharpie: *stops mid bj to pull a hair out of my mouth* oH MY GOD YES THIS
-shr00ms: I want sex dammit
-shr00ms: honestly boys are so fucking annoying
