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“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I may lower the I.Q. of the whole street, but I also raise the libidos of the whole city.”
“Forget dead pigs– want to see what I can penetrate with my other harpoon?”
“You give me a 221boner.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
