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“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“I’d like to get a double room in Dartmoor with you.”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.”
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
MORE VALENTINE CARDS NOW IN STOCK! “Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?” “It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.” “I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.&
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“So, I hear you’re abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people. I can conform to that pattern if you’d like.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“I like blondes… even speckled blondes.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
i want to blow my whole sunday drawing sherlock fanart i don’t care what i have to go to the store now but uh if any sherlock related requests turn up in my ask box thing while i’m gone i might like uh draw some of them
definitely not good at drawing old people, BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T TRY ;_; it just feels like i drew them normally and then added a lot more lines… luniak: I would love to see Sherlock and John growing old together. If you’re
saradrawsart: Kinda wondering…what do you think, if they did celebrate it, John and Sherlock would dress like for Halloween? well, they are both intelligent and british, so they would probably choose something very clever and possibly british
this… is kind of weird… but okay lol belovedkakasi: OMG I like your fanart sooooooooo much!!!! May I ask a tiger John and cow Sherlock? I always think about that…
i’ve been looking at uniforms for two days trying to fill these, with john in the army uniform and sherlock in the naval, because this kind of thing should be accurate, but then i got bored of researching and just grabbed a bunch of shit i liked
i am ruining my liiiiiife anarmydoctor: I don’t know if you are still taking requests, but.. may I ask for some rugby!John? hhhnnngggggg Thanks! mydaroga47: I’d really like to see John and Lestrade being bros, with Sherlock jealous of their
people keep commenting that my sherlocks look like spike spiegel and i am inclined to agree john wanted to be jet black but lestrade already called it
i feel like i’ve drawn this couch more often than most other characters cherry-cyanide: could you draw a really cute picture of Sherlock and John kissing on the couch? That would be super. <3
1. bath as flatmates: disaster 2. bath as best friends: adequate 3. bath as boyfriends: <3 theconjuredking: Could I request John taking a bath and Sherlock, ignoring such trivial courtesies like “privacy”, joining him for cuddling?
just an average morning at 221b youwerenotthere: maybe you could draw Sherlock with his lab equipment, doing an experiment or something?ununpentium: Sherlock and John being domestic (like the scene in TBB where they are having breakfast and reading
don’t worry sherlock, he’s fine. this time. beaumontinvestigations: Can you draw something angsty, maybe like John laying in a hospital bed after an accident and Sherlock crying beside him?
what an embarrassing artwork why would you even draw that you guys are so ridiculous turlingdrome: can you do one with Sherlock and John and YOU? rubywhiterabbit: Could you maybe do something like Sherlock encountering some sort of fangirl, maybe ameri
Last thing for Sherlock NYC which had their season 1 screening yesterday; a secret little comic for their pamphlet. Sherlock and John’s NYC vacation! It sounds like the event went awesomely, so look for more stuff from these guys in the future!
one of the roommates finally finished season 1 of sherlock and the other roommate is reading the books so we have these really disjointed sherlock conversations where book!roomie is like “holmes was so clever i wish bbc sherlock did disguises”
for sherlock-deduced-john-on-gerti, one of the winners of Jawn’s Red Pants giveaway~ the request was Sherlock in riding gear! hope you like it :)
foreverwholocked: sherlock-hannibal: I think I’ve got something in my eye. What I love most about this is that, like always, he turns to John because he doesn’t understand. ‘John, did I do it wrong?’ You can see the character development
mizkatt: For gotnothingtolosebutyou who requested a Sherlock GIF (I hope you don’t mind that I added John)! Hope you like it~! ;w;
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
i got my big pillows back!! i like this size, they’re much more huggable~ i have four sets of regular sherlock/john and four of naked sherlock/john that i’ll be selling at the next con i get into, either fanime or AX~
thesuperioroas: tsundere-winchesters: notsosilentwallflower: fem!lock au └ Joan and Sherlock meet This is the only genderbend I’ve ever seen that looks super accurate, woah. Like, Sherlock wouldn’t be a beautiful, curly haired temptress that