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“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“I put the D in Adler.â€Submitted by estrangedgearbox.
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“I’m so good with women, I don’t just get their phone numbers… I get their phones.â€
“Is your name Irene Adler? Because I want to see you naked even though we just met.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
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