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just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be a fire detector that turns off when you yell “I’m just cooking”.

mazmoney: what did humans do to deserve dogs

sylvia-scarlett: playdontworry: omg i don’t get why people think using the oxford comma is snobby. we’re not snobs, we’re just trying to protect the world from stripper stalin, is all.

Instead of hearing "you're not fat", I'd much rather hear "there's nothing wrong with being fat."

saturnineaqua: bitesizedbethany: Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life. I NEEDED THIS TONIGHT!

turtlebones420: The fact that people distance themselves from people who talk about being lonely has to be one of the most cruel Implicit Social Rules That No-One Talks About around.

survivor-surviving: diamondsamura1: thewonderfulthingaboutfish: nutriecutie: cosmic-dweller: cl4yton: parskis: i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate

swimmingferret: If someone underage initiates a sexual conversation with you- which isn’t just them asking for advice or sex ed -it is up to you, the adult, to shut the conversation down. You do not reciprocate and start speaking sexually/flirting

bookmad: bookmad: some of you really need to consider the following: some people don’t like to read some people struggle to read some people can’t read you’re not better than a single one of those people because you like to read also: some people

antisepticbandaid: Tbh all of these fake stories going around and they’re so obvious but if any of them said “so I work in retail” id be “okay yeah” because the weirdest shit goes down when you work retail. It could say “so I work in retail

boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t

aminimatcha: my fiance has a degree in biotechnology and cytogenetics and worked at bed bath and beyond and older people would always ask him, “so did you go to college?” and when he said yes and told them his degree they would say, “wow!! then

shitrichcollegekidssay: Poor people have a small amount of money they get every year, it doesn’t really matter whether they save 贶 instead of buying a gaming console, if you’re only making Ű,000 a year, you’re still going to be poor regardless

trans-mom: Ever notice that the people who say you have to “earn” their respect also expect respect from you without “earning” it?

mintgal: honestly the high fantasy genre is suffering because authors can’t stop ripping off tolkien and basing their worlds off the same few shitty medieval european countries complete with Historically Accurate Misogyny™, HF has so much untapped

alrightanakin: If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

lionheartsystem: zamaron: mydeddyalabama: is tumblr like pixelating certain images for yall i thought this was a new like aesthetic thing lmaoo this website is so jacked we can’t even tell what’s bugs and what’s just the new meme going around.

What All The Other Boys All Promised.

What immortal hand or eye

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