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micromacromine: mightytinygiant: docop-after-dark: Alternate link: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B7MshK_W6_lCblQ2M29URFZ5bkE I caught a glimpse of this fabulous GIF on my feed a second before it refreshed and spent over an hour trying to track
pixelatedplatypus: calibredgoddess: chasemcgill: we all write essays that need sources like 5 seconds before it’s due so here is my #1 tip that i haven’t been called out for yet in my 3 years of college writing a paper on alexander the great
rvengefulobster: thezohar: spontaneousmusicalnumber: That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday” what does this mean It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits
delthefunkyhomosexual: markv5: “Сотворение” so i threw this into translate and i was confused for a split second before remembering:
featherywingss: My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,, Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest
starrchild:milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”
striders:me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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itsbetterthananal: im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
petpup: today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont
mysteriousfoxgirl replied to your post:I was thinking that maybe the reason Garnet was… or either she wasn’t prepared Yea, that too! The door probably opened a split second before he shot out of it
guys, I’m like 2 seconds away from temporarily closing my inbox if you don’t stop sending me leaks (not including the one CN posted, since that’s not a leak, though it is annoying). The episode airs in less than 3 hours. PLEASE do not send me leaks
I woke up to a text telling me that Connie is having surgery tomorrow and I was really confused for a good few seconds before I realized it was a wrong number and not something SU related
colin-howard: I got to do a piece for the second Steven Universe crew zine! If you didn’t manage to find a copy don’t worry, I’m sure most of the crew will post their pieces at some point. Giddy up y’all
snapbacksteven:OH MY GOD
Thoughts Had One Second Before Disaster
furiouskicks:Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Horizons (2016)Director: Dean Parisot
wordfather:i love it when im rereading a story and i find these little breadcrumbs of foreshadowing the author left. everytime im like “ohoho!!!! i wouldve gotten that before if i had the big picture!!! and now i do!!! delightful!!!” and
sunkcost: BETTER CALL SAUL1.01 “Uno” | 6.09 “Fun and Games”
youngstero: I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own
barbellsandbuttholes: txasslvr: tinhrt: Watch me now … this ass even cremes. Focus 27 seconds before it ends 😍😍👅👅 Such a hot fucking hole
tarasavelo: i wish i went to TV highschool where u get to show up ridiculously overdressed and the classes only last 45 seconds before the bell rings and u get 10 minutes of passing time in which to have deep heart-to-hearts with your friends
truckroalin: headspace-rearranged: It’s Christmas Day and we are all still on tumblr It could be thirteen seconds before the end of the world, and we all still would be
humorous-blog: dawnof-thefinalday: youngstero: I had to stare at this for like a whole 45 seconds before realizing that it was okay to proceed on my own “IM the adult” I whispered as I booped ok with the tip of my nose ▒
ithelpstodream: seconds before happiness
moonverc3x:voiddemon:all rise for the asexual national anthem
mitchtheficus: Rush and Naito amiably decide who will start off the match. Naito will be in the ring for about 8 seconds before he tags Rush in (frustrating Tanahashi quite a bit)
lianaet: mr-radical: i sat here laughing at this for like 30 seconds before finally hitting reblog
sublimesublemon: I have an application installed on Google Chrome that stops Tumblr’s “warning” about Missing E so I don’t have to keep clicking it away, but sometimes it takes a second before it goes away, so I see the thing pop up and then
bloodbending: demoncolbert: OH MY GOD i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air
d3stabilise: i literally hate who i am as a person, like not even just appearance, i hate my personality and what i’m like and if i wasn’t me and i met myself it would take me about 2 seconds before i punched myself in the face
uncovermybeauty: asmoron: memorydae: oscarstardis: lianaet: mr-radical: i sat here laughing at this for like 30 seconds before finally hitting reblog it’s awful being a third wheel what about that one down on the bottom ACTUALLY DIED.
aroacelukeskywalker:nursenotes:1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end2. Flick the blue cap off3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the
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dontbeanassharry:aroacelukeskywalker:nursenotes:1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end2. Flick the blue cap off3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before
dftba99: dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr: So apparently I just picked up an Ű,000 organ off of the curb The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
passionpeachy: cat-pun: HELP IM SITTING AT THE BARBERSHOP AND THE LORAX NOTICED ME TAKING PICS Top 10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster
neilnevins:Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying
fakehistory: Exodia the Forbidden One, seconds before game ending his opponent (1886, colorized)
aquus: when you finish masturbating the second before someone gets home
extraordinary-british-gentleman: truckroalin: headspace-rearranged: It’s Christmas Day and we are all still on tumblr It could be thirteen seconds before the end of the world, and we all still would be This one time it WAS the end of the world
aroacelukeskywalker:nursenotes:1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end 2. Flick the blue cap off 3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing
0x1:i click shuffle on a playlist i made myself. i skip the first 8 songs. i listen to one song. i skip the next 5 songs. i listen to a song for 20 seconds before skipping it too. i skip 6 more songs. i listen to the next song in full. i skip 10 songs.
whatwhoresarefor: redheadedpet: so hot You breathe when I cum, not a second before.
Me seconds before the beat drops:
dutchster: no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
salvadordali-art: Dream Caused By The Flight Of A Bee Around A Pomegranate. One Second Before Awakening 1944 Salvador Dali
markgatiss: the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away I’ve done this!
tjfriendly: This pic was taken 5 seconds before Mom and I became a tourist attraction right there on the nude beach.
unbelievable-facts: Brain scanners can detect the brain making a decision 7 seconds before the person is aware of the choice, casting doubt upon the concept of “free will”
photosofthehistoryandwithhstory: Few seconds before happiness, 1955
babyshouyou: 5 seconds before confession! @197_369※ Posted with permission from the artist. Please do not remove the source or repost without permission
sungodprime: Master decorated my beard to help cheer me up after I felt some depression coming on. I’m having a weird look here from the sudden bright light of the bathroom. I was smiling a second before.
youneedkayce: He wasn’t even in my pussy for 10 seconds before he came . Lol 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but at least he kept fucking me after . 😝😝
cowcat44: picture taken seconds before disaster
couplesconfession:I remember fucking you, seconds before you were covered in another mans cum.
