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screamingcrawfish: is this movie even real

screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science

hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take

wintermoth: screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,

screamingcrawfish: findingschmomo: browncoat-named-cauthon: excitabletortoise: god bless america I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background. ben’s not

screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More

screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tagRead More

angryseawitch: screamingcrawfish: a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits

screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not

wintermoth:screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should

screamingcrawfish: words of wisdom from gus sorola

anothercleverjedimindtrick: hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,

breebird33: angryseawitch: screamingcrawfish: a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most

screamingcrawfish: thegestianpoet: christ, aaron AARON

mockingjace: itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking

screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More

screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not

screamingcrawfish: KILL OR BE KILLED — exactly what it says on the tin….a charming little mix of tunes about murdering someone’s ass or getting your ass murdered 01. the killing type - amanda palmer // 02. the rake’s song - the decemberists

screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

screamingcrawfish: words of wisdom from gus sorola

screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

screamingcrawfish: thegestianpoet: a nice photoset of lucy liu looking like a queen and jonny lee miller looking like a dingus accurate summary of the show too tbh

screamingcrawfish: words of wisdom from gus sorola

screamingcrawfish: tfw you see your boss’s dick in boston

screamingcrawfish: “i’m picturing a child lifting you up. he is now the king of england.”

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,

screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science

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itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take

screamingcrawfish: this is a very serious show

itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take

screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not

tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are

hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take

screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More

screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,

screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science

screamingcrawfish: i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More

screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

screamingcrawfish: wowglowowl: enzuigiri: The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women. Okay though that’s gross to me no1 cares, they’re not ur pits :))))

screamingcrawfish: rearranged my room again, got a haircut, ate some sour patch kids!

screamingcrawfish: “brandon’s over here, like, quoting street prices for me!”

screamingcrawfish: ufologies knows what i’m talking about dr. alan grant and billy brennan are just. it’s. jurassic park III is a movie about them being in love and there’s some shit about dinosaurs in there somewhere

screamingcrawfish: some inconsequential steve/bucky shit i thought about at work today for my entire shift:steve being taller than bucky for like a REALLY long time, like until they were both 16. bucky’s BIG growth spurt took forever to happenbucky

screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: i want to make a series of videos where i interact with animals that are generally feared or otherwise disliked for being creepy and talk about how cute they are. buncha leeches and giant hissing cockroaches like

screamingcrawfish: i dig this new notes thing

screamingcrawfish: leonard “donut is a cinnamon roll” church

screamingcrawfish: gunrosequartz:screamingcrawfish:sometimes i think about how dolphins have been observed fucking each other in the blowhole essentially being the only mammals to engage in nasal sex and i’m just like dudeI mean if humans had a viable

screamingcrawfish: thegestianpoet: a nice photoset of lucy liu looking like a queen and jonny lee miller looking like a dingus accurate summary of the show too tbh

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