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I would wear this until it were nothing but a ‘string theory’.
dumb-science-jokes:joshramsay:painted this gem on the biology room wall Yay!
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buzzfeed: This science joke is a real gem!
naughtysonblog: One weekend I came home from college to stay with Mom. I mentioned to her that I had a science project required in one of my classes. We brainstormed for ideas.Jokingly I said, “can boobs float in water? Could you test that?”“We
adventuresinchemistry: At this point my motivation for learning more science is pretty much just to be able to make more science jokes.
graphiteknight: See, she wasn’t lying. Fiddling with Karen’s science suit design (obviously inspired by Evangelion, Samus, and Metal Gear Solid). The nipple hatches were a joke but now I’m debating keeping them since she’s a lewd character anyway.
kristakittyfish: so apparently “asexual reproduction” is no longer the preferred scientific term, so if anyone makes a sponge joke or whatever just scream “IT’S AGAMETIC KNOW YOUR SCIENCE” and throw a textbook at them
comickit: themrcreepypasta: alskylab: A thousand fuck yeahs for science. Steamstrike!!! You can get the joke now! dodos dodos guys :3c FUCKING DODOS 83c
bogleech: sandandglass: Source How is this real and not a joke from a satirical science fiction novel about a dystopian polluted future
Hahahaha man…. any science joke ever = <3
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dumb-science-jokes: Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
asapscience: Tonight’s moon will be a honey full moon: big and golden (and beautiful)! It also happens to fall on Friday, the 13th, which isn’t creepy at all. Not even a bit. We believe in science. *cowers in corner clutching wooden stake* via
kushishekku: *insert some kind of joke about science or something*
buzzfeed: This science joke is a real gem! I hate buzzfeed. I hate buzzfeed so very much
datcatwhatcameback: amazingatheist: bogleech: sandandglass: Source How is this real and not a joke from a satirical science fiction novel about a dystopian polluted future Humans. Hey China. How about controlling your fucking emissions? No really,
round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not the same as
dumb-science-jokes: chikaderp: wildunicornherd: thinksquad: Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a
azura-skye: I will never not post science!jokes.
My brother had a shirt that says “a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine” which is a science joke but I feel like Garnet would really like to have that shirt too
awethyst: artemispanthar: My brother had a shirt that says “a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine” which is a science joke but I feel like Garnet would really like to have that shirt too
Inktober2017 - 10 - Pocket Rocket Being a scientist is hard. Constant checks and test. I bet she wants to test this rocket, several times, to get a first-hand experience :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
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its-idek-anymore: thequeenoftacos: if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up they would be alloys always reblog science jokes
cannedviennasausage: science666: if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun
dumb-science-jokes: This joke is both good and bad.
sglblues: claydols: uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics asstrophysics
espurrfectionist: misbehavedscientist: dumb-science-jokes: quinn-the-human: adventuresinchemistry: Fun fact: I thought ubiquitin was made up for a long time because it was such a ridiculous name that I assumed it was one of those made up non specific
rocksfalleveryonedies: claydols: uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics #a summary of the big bang theory
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saucefactory: buzzfeed: This science joke is a real gem! OH MY GOD
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dumb-science-jokes: jesusmcgodofficial: Science side of tumblr how does one fly Numbers cannot fly.
dumb-science-jokes: Teachers: “standardized tests don’t work!” Students: “standardized tests don’t teach us anything!” Parents: “get rid of standardized tests!” Pearson: “hey Governor, here’s 轜,000.00” Governor: “These tests
anexperimentallife: teenagecriminalmastermind: dumb-science-jokes: trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium
did-you-kno: There’s a rare neurological condition called Witzelsucht that causes a person to make puns, sexual comments, dirty jokes, or tell pointless stories at inappropriate times without knowing that it’s socially unacceptable. Source
arc-reactors-and-mischief: cannedviennasausage: science666: if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun I laughed way harder than I should have
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porphyriasuicide: Fan of a good meme? Check out my new set “Chemistry Porphy” for the “I can haz zivity” contest on zivity.com to enjoy some of the dirtiest science jokes you’ve ever seen! This may just have been the most fun I ever had shooting
i-am-andreea: Marcel Kittel on Facebook No joke! Latest sports science says that we have to cool our bodies with ice (cream)! I love science!!!
I LOVE geeky Science jokes
me trying to make friends me trying to make history or science jokes
Same thing happens to me too when I make history or science jokes 🙈 it’s okay, Pat 😍 #baby #americanpyscho #tedbundy
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dumb-science-jokes: “Erwin, what are you doing with the cat??” “Science.”
claydols: uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics
