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“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“I can shoot it so far, not even Vatican Cameos will save you.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I won’t just be mother– I’ll be a MILF.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of Irene Adler, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
