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“England would fall if you left me.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”
“How do you feel about Hamish for a baby name?”
“Why should you choose me? Well, I am my own least irritating officer.”
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
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“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
