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boysandmenandboys: My grandparent’s and my mom were in the kitchen, my little cousins were playing outside with my sister, my uncle and my aunt were in the living room with my older brother. All my father had to do was say he was going to the bathroo
familywishes: All I can say it was a grand opening at uncle Rock’s bar, Mom had to leave a bit early due to an emergency at the office, she later called and told dad that she wouldn’t be home until morning. after the party Uncle Rock suggested that
mattdyne: She looks up, surprised and pissed. “What the fuck are you doing here?” she says. “Get out!” Her uncle starts unbuckling his belt. Oh shit. He’s going to fuck me again, she thinks. Her uncle pulls his belt clear of his belt loops.
daddyswhore: The look in my sister’s eyes as she was being penetrated by our uncle is intoxicating. She says the same about me when Dad is inside me. When they switch we will say the exact same things. I guess there’s no getting around it.
familywishes: All I can say it was a grand opening at uncle Rock’s bar, Mom had to leave a bit early due to an emergency at the office, she later called and told dad that she wouldn’t be home until morning. after the party Uncle Rock suggested that
riftcat: Uncle Tony told me something today…I don’t think you should listen to what Uncle Tony says. Eat your cereal.What did he tell you bud?He told me you and Mummy were superheroes.Did he now?Well, that’s Uncle Tony for you.I know. I told him
assandcum: Don’t say : “What will happen if I touch your dick that way ?” Say : “What does sperm look like, uncl… wait, I see, it’s warm and salty” Don’t turn away you knew it was going to do that
xxxfamilyfun: “Tommy, come down and say hello to your uncle,” my mother called out.I shot down the stairs to give Uncle Darryl a huge hug. “Hey, Uncle Darryl!” I knew he could feel my erect cock pressing against his crotch. My parents were just
dreamyanimeboys:is This What You Mean by Teasing? Is it, Uncle Jimmy? Why aren’t you saying anything? Um, you’re drooling, Uncle Jimmy. Should I get you a tissue? [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9]*
This reminds me about the old saying for capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between: “I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse.” and “I helped my uncle jack off his horse.” Good times…
psychotwi: (directly from the teaser) Can we take a moment to appreciate this face, when the twins say “not just a great uncle, the greatest uncle”? Because it’s adorable.
blacklongfellow: My Dad left his phone on the kitchen counter and this pic pops up with a message from my uncle saying, “Next time you gots to let get up in your booty bro!” I can’t believe my Dad and uncles get down like this with freaky shit.
blacklongfellow: My uncle Rae has been staying with us while he gets back on his feet. Mom and Dad says we have a responsibility to help out family whenever we can. Last weekend, my parents went out of town for a wedding, leaving me and my uncle Rae
blacklongfellow: Sometimes, when my Uncle can’t figure out how to use his ride-share app to get home, especially after a night of heavy drinking at our house, he will ask me for help. One time, my Uncle was so drunk he could barely say, “Nephew,
iluvmydad: I heard my mom and her friends talking about my uncle Chris. Her friends kept saying they heard “Chris gotta big ass dick” and asking if he got a girl or something my mom shook they’re Prodding off but all I thought about was does Uncle
damelola: 5 examples of how the languages we speak can affect the way we think. divineirony: To say, “This is my uncle,” in Chinese, you have no choice but to encode more information about said uncle. The language requires that you denote the side
ambris-art: sketch-modblog: What’s that? Did someone say… MERRY CHRYSMAS!? Well here’s a present from uncle GraphicLee and uncle aphexangel.We even went ahead and made it with transparency so you can pretend the sultry Chrysalis spent time at
izayas-dick: So get this, I’m at work with my dad and uncle (they put up erosion fence) and I’m getting paid and stuff. We’re on break and my uncle says, “Well, now you’ll have money to buy your anime books.” and my dad just says, “It’s
ludicrouscupcake: laughingalonewithklingon: avatargrimes: beifongacademy: “Hmm.. My grandfather would respect the Avatar’s instinct.. So will I.” This reminded me of Zuko saying; “What would uncle say?” #AND NOW IROH IS SAYING #WHAT WOULD
uncle-beanbag: v0idbird: autumngracy: amuseoffyre: My money says that’s what plesiosaurs were like: fast underwater, extra padding for buoyancy, long neck. Look at their skeletons! It’s just like this: They’re basically large horizontal penguins
omgfamilyaffair: mom and dad were busy, so uncle ray picked me up after practice..and since nobody was home when we got there…well…i can never say no to my uncle ray!
Uncle #1: hey it’s been a while Me: uh-huh Uncle #1: wow…. you changed, got a girlfriend? Me: nope Uncle #1: Psh…I was about to say, “I feel sorry for anyone going with you” Me: ….Ok… Uncle #1: Okay,
ghost-in-the-blog replied to your post: ghost-in-the-blog replied to … Sorta good but hay can’t say much just watching my uncle play Megaman legends Good uncle you got there
keepinitinthefamily: Ugh! Right there Uncle! Your cock feels amazing! I’m glad you picked me up from cheer practice today! I started off saying no but the longer you raped me the better it felt! More Uncle! Fuck me harder! 💋Little Whore💋
filthyoldfag: Uncle Phil likes it when i finger my pussy, an’ i like watchin’ Uncle Phil’s big Cock get even bigger (an’ harder) while He stands naked by my (or should i say, *our*?) bed. Phil has “threatened” to tell Dad what a slut His
flowerypearl: Pearl in Say Uncle
uncle-tomfoolery: On November 17, Columbia Law’s Black Law Student Association asked the school to wear all black in solidarity against police brutality. We held a luncheon for the Saying Their Names Project, wherein we told the stories of the victims,
myuncreativeurl: dickstranglerrrr: ladiesandlemonade: musicnerdery: michonnes-deactivated20161007: I’m just saying what you can’t say, but you feel the same goddamn way I feel. Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy RIP Uncle Bernie ‘i
whitford9: dadsfamilyandfriends2: Uncle Matt’s friends take a break and are all waiting for this moment. Brian says there is no way my little bum can take Uncle Matt’s cock. Proving them wrong is my triumph. Reblogged to http://whitford9.tumblr.com/
gemfuck:New clip from Say Uncle
uncle-wenti: sadistic2001: Well nothing to say!!! Kik sadistic2001 fun ant it
jeezytaughtmee: musicnerdery: michonnes-deactivated20161007: I’m just saying what you can’t say, but you feel the same goddamn way I feel. Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy RIP Uncle Bernie RIP
uncle-beanbag: therogueprofessor: nuclearwife: rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace josef-tribbiani: Idk what hes saying but i agree @uncle-beanbag
90sdefect:My uncle has this blanket.
stilesreindeer: #he’s like that weird uncle at family gatherings #look kids here’s a how-to #hey did u know? #dexter is like his nephew #and he always says no one cares uncle pete
Every year today I send a text to my Uncle who had to run when the second plane was about to hit. We both really suck with being emotional so I’ll usually say “hey thanks for not dying today” and he’ll say “no prob”.
uncle-tomfoolery: jesuschristvevo: when anons say “im black but…” I’M CRYING
dyke-uncle: it is ok to say fat. u do not have to say chubby or chunky or thick or plump.. if u r making a positivity post u can just say ‘fat ppl r so cute!’ bc it is ok to say fat.
dcsugardolls: dcsugardolls: A r a b m o n e y is always fun… This is my old guy who moved back to Saudi for a little while. Got to love the way these Arabs type 🙈 he meant to say “uncle” but ankle seemed more politically correct. Can’t wait
fhabhotdamncobs: dadsfamilyandfriends2: Uncle Matt’s friends take a break and are all waiting for this moment. Brian says there is no way my little bum can take Uncle Matt’s cock. Proving them wrong is my triumph. ♂♂
velourslut: uncle jake use 2 only wanna see mommy when he needed money.. now uncle jake cums by all the time, he says he wants to mentor me so i grow up better than my mommy did–★ nudes ★★ wishlist ★★ manyvids ★
uncle-tomfoolery: Everybody should be saying Sandra Bland’s name. As much as we said and say Michael Brown’s, Freddie Gray’s, and Eric Garner’s.
flowerypearl:Pearl in Say Uncle
willfucksw: TitanMen: Say Uncle (Luke Adams & Anthony London)
boofbagbandito: you gon tell your daughter she can’t wear shorts cause her uncle coming over but you not gon say shit when the uncle keep making comments bout how much she’s “grown” hm…
artemispanthar:Sorry if someone already posted this but I just woke up and saw “Story for Steven” was added to the schedule for April 9th!!!! It looks like its sticking to the 5:30pm timeslot after “Say Uncle”
vodka-aunt-coran: coran: i’m thinking of a number between one and fifty! coran: the number says that my daughter goes first, then my smaller daughter, and then idk the rest of you can duke it out
pyreo:frog-and-toad-are-friends:gemfuck:Steven Universe- Say Uncle (Sneak Peek) Premieres April 2nd at 5:30PM EST(Quality is not as good as the link i posted but it will do.)I wasn’t excited for this crossover at first but this preview contains literally
gothamlesbian: they used to say that the only people who ever stayed dead in comics where jason todd, bucky, and uncle ben so where is uncle ben’s leather-wearing gun-wielding antihero solo comic
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