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barebackbreeding: Dave had sat down to the computer to check his email when he realized that Emily had left her social media portal open and logged in. Being a conscientious step-dad he started to poke around. What he found startled him.It seemed Emily
a-miss-inside: Kyle– now Candice– sat down next to her best friend, Miranda. Miranda looked over at her with a smile. “It’s about time, sister!” By special request… Hi, @seanpickles !
serenity-waltzes: first time i’ve sat down to properly listen to her.. shes amazing..
crowleyplease: At lunch I sit with four tumblr people. Another girl came up today and sat down saying “my table is being annoying so I’m going to sit with you guys k?” She was a friend of two of the girls but the rest of us just froze. “How internet
auschwentz: what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you
ramirezbundydahmer: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and He then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức burned to death
hannigrammibal: we-are-his-army: flipphones: do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts I had to walk to another room my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands
Have you ever just sat down and had a good think about your body? Like, there’s this wavy squishy thing in your head that keeps you alive and makes you who you are. There are these little jelly balls in your face that let you see and reveal the
eminemsvevo: “and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitchWho sat down too fast”
jibblyuniverse: turntechhgodhead: groupautogenics2: monarchie: Iceland where’s the fuckin ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with “You know what’ll piss people off”
worlds-greatest-url: berks-dragon-trainer: ask-the-spirit-of-winter: jibblyuniverse: turntechhgodhead: groupautogenics2: monarchie: Iceland where’s the fuckin ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one
My boyfriend was eager to meet my Mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completely freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for
scrappylittlenugget: “Professor Lupin wasn’t there when they arrived at his first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson. They all sat down, took out their books, quills, and parchment, and were talking when he finally entered the room.”
queenaramis:officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”
monica-geller: taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie
tequilamockingbird2015: just-shower-thoughts: Most people treat depression as if the depressed person sat down in a room, weighed out the pros and cons, and decided being depressed was a great option. Goes for any mental illness tbh
hplyrikz: “Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.” — Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via hplyrikz) Clear your mind here(via hplyrikz)
incorporigieal: nest: my favorite grindr meeting was the time a guy who was like 20 invited me over to his house and i got there and he messaged me “i’m showering but the door is open so just come in” so i did and i sat down on a sofa in his
more like Netflix and as soon as you sat down in front of the tv I started taking off your pants so neither of us turned on the tv…amirite
glazzzed-n-hornii: lamarpleasure: blackporndaily: therealnaughtynikki: tranarchistbitch: utterly-insane-panda: silkbox: Due to popular demand (or just,… demand?) I sat down and made this, literally, in the last two hours. Unfortunately, it’s
andrearosu: Just sat down to edit my new custom dance/striptease video. I absolutely loved creating this video!! I grew up dancing (specifically ballet and modern), and it’s the time I feel most embodied and joyous!! Dancing for over 10 minutes
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
thecuckolddatabase: Your best friend dropped by your place so he could bone your wife for the tenth time. However, she wasn’t there.When you told him, he seemed disappointed. He sat down on your couch and said “damn, that sucks.. it’s really annoying
distraction: MARRIED OR NOT, YOU SHOULD READ THIS … “When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I
encash: cl-aw: s-un-rise: sparkhy: funkily: awkwarddly: bambive: My mom sat down in the grass and she took of her beautiful expensive coat. She saw one of her friends and went to say hi. When she came back her coat was gone and she was crying.
unip0rnprincess: Marilyn Monroe’s thighs touched when she walked, when she sat down, her stomach sometimes rolled over her waistband, her butt jiggled when she walked, and these were her measurements: Weight: 118-140 poundsBust: 35-37 inchesWaist:
myeroticartproject: I knew it was going to be an interesting night when I met you two at the bar. I sat down and felt your gentle touch on the side of my leg and then you smiled at him. He reached over and let me feel a stronger hand on my thigh
verababy: Oh Man! I did a funny thingGot all dolled up, was feeling really cute with my outfit. Been working so hard lately I guess I got sleepy. Sent out a tweet telling everyone I would be online for 10PM, sat down to eat before work and passed out.
hyyy-errr: rxdicvl: dichotomization: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and he then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức
obsessionjason: buddhistintraining: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and He then ignited a match, and set himself on fire. Đức
abbyleemillerismyqueen2: abbyleemillerismyqueen2: one day during economics this kid sat down and opened his backpack then he took a bottle of maple syrup out of it and put it under his desk and it stayed there the whole class and then when class was
serialkiller-obsessed: “Humans are pretty stupid; humans won’t survive. Humans ain’t gonna survive; not the way they’re going. They’re going to destroy every fucking thing. If you sat down and you started thinking “people,” it would take
disposableyoungslut: I went to my neighbor’s house and begged him to delete the recording he made of me being fucked by my roommates, but he said I’d have to do something for him first; he dropped his pants, sat down and waited. Reluctantly I knelt
Marilyn Monroe’s thighs touched when she walked, when she sat down, her stomach sometimes rolled over her waistband, her butt jiggled when she walked, and these were her measurements: Weight: 118-140 pounds Bust: 35-37 inches Waist: 22-23 inches Hips:
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi !, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to ?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here !". From next
a-dr0p-of-golden-sun: My mom made pot pie for dinner and as she sat down at the table she said “Oh no! I forgot the peas!” and I said “then I guess it’s just an ‘ot ie” and now I have to eat alone in the living room.
baevidcameron: ferelden: how fucking hilarious is it though that europe must have sat down one day and been like. this isn’t working. we are a broken union and then someone, a sole person stood up and that person said “so we shall perform.”
sex4thesoul: themental1: She stared at me in silence screaming her thoughts to me…I nodded in understanding and sat down to record her data. #mentalphotoz #timetraveler #afrosensual #patience #create #curves #melanin #locs #locsnation #model #focus
wojdix: hyyy-errr: rxdicvl: dichotomization: On June 11th 1963, Thích Quảng Đức, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline and he then ignited a match, and set himself on
2hot2bstr8: my soft dick totally popped out of my gym shorts when i sat down hahaha…..reason no. 3,289 why i should NOT wear boxers when i wear running shortsツツツ snapped a good pic though….kinda like the angle, not going to lie♡♡♡ 2hot2bstr8.tumblr.com
asylum-art: Daniel Merriam If Hieronymus Bosch took the blue pill instead and sat down to a mad hatters tea party with Marie Antoinette, a hookah-smoking Caterpillar & a couple of unicorns you may just open the curtain into Daniel Merriam’s theatre
I should probably go shower the remains of work off me but it was a super long day and I can’t really move now that I’ve sat down
raychillster: i sat down with the universe and told her i wanted to grow. i told her to use me as a vessel. so she made me uncomfortable. she stripped me of everything i knew. made me learn how to be silent, how to let go, how to move on, how to stand
nessielesbian: hey just a wee thing if you’re an aspiring creator of historical fiction like moi if you’ve ever sat down to write your story and thought ‘ok but what is the historical backdrop for these characters on this particular month, or
demareth: kitsurou: kitsurou: my brother just called me from the toilet?? “em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”
greystripe:finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down
sometimesquicklysometimesslowly: Just sat down with a copy of my first ever editorial photo assignment. That I shot. For a magazine. I can’t even believe it. Thanks, @papermagazine and @askmrmickey featuring @loganpaul go grab a copy!!!!! #EggsAndSausage
threepipe: threepipe: today this kid i barely know just sat down next to me in class and went “i think you should raise your hand more in class. i just kind of realized i really like listening to you talk.” and it was the cutest thing that has ever
humansofnewyork: “We’ve been married 31 years.”“How’d you meet?”“I saw her on a bus, put my watch in my pocket, sat down next to her, and asked her for the time.”
chrisprattsource: “Chris came over and sat down, and I thought, ‘Oh, great. Who’s this meathead? Obviously he’s very beautiful, but he must be dumb as a post.’ And then he proceeded to be perfectly sweet and absolutely
brookeva:I got home and sat down and immediately turned into a pillow #karma#raja#pitsofig also @jordanbunniie2 is a gremlin
