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samandriel: esslatexpress: wenches-and-mead: So today a guy dressed as Santa climbed onto the Duke of Wellington statue and was arrested as the gathered crowd chanted “Free Santa”. Only in Glasgow. hahaa this Do you understand how much I love

samandriel: wishingonalightningbolt: kidswithhats: if anne hath a will, anne hathaway That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will. I quit.

samandriel: rowling-in-the-deep: rowling-in-the-deep: rowling-in-the-deep: my brother frEAKING STOL E A DESK FROM OUR SCHOOL LOOK I GOT PicS he walked a mILE DOWN THE STREET AND No oNE EVEN STOPPED hIM w h y he brought home a chair today guys

samandriel: knsth: the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

samandriel: tribblenauts: crazyboutfayz: his squint in the first gif is my favorite he’s like “did u hide it” This never gets old

samandriel: I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: tribblenauts: crazyboutfayz: his squint in the first gif is my favorite he’s like “did u hide it” This never gets old

samandriel: I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: safetywizard: arabellesicardi: loving this concept #naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e Is this a bootleg version of Jurassic World?

samandriel: [x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: ftwin-chester: Me and my friends when we’re out This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: erebor-or-bust: papune: A Guide To Dwarves In ‘The Hobbit’ Shockingly accurate. I lost all my shit at Dumbledwarf

samandriel: destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down

samandriel: knsth: the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: supmarc0: supmarc0: peachesandpencils: this did not just happen OMG WHAT I just had to reblog this again nobody ever cares about what toothpaste I use

samandriel: amandakaskey: beingapotterheadisawesome: I don’t know if I should cry or cry maybe cry have you tried crying

samandriel:destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down

samandriel: people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint its still not christmas yet

samandriel: katkitty-pone: mommaursa: silencingthedrums: copyx: why the hell is he drinking beer Because the rum’s gone SCREAMING gaagsuadsildslags;gao’diusgausi WHAT THE STORE HAD NO CAPTAIN MORGAN FOR THE CAPTAIN?

samandriel: theundeadavenger: justabarrelofmonkeys: #how can Thorin say kili without moving his jaw #I tried but I can’t OMG now that you pointed it out it looks like he’s just yelling BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Just spent a good five minutes trying to

samandriel: OKAY LET’S BREAK DOWN WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE THEY TORTURED PRECIOUS ANGEL THEY BROKE PRECIOUS ANGEL THEY BROKE BABY ANGEL THEY KILLED PRECIOUS ANGEL THE ONE THAT DID THE KILLING WAS BABY ANGEL THEY KILLED THE THING I LOVE WITH THE ANOTHER

samandriel: erebor-or-bust: papune: A Guide To Dwarves In ‘The Hobbit’ Shockingly accurate. I lost all my shit at Dumbledwarf

samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.

samandriel: mrsdstrider: Josh Peck is a beautiful human being.

samandriel: mrs-sammy-winchester: aloveforthunder: itsthehumorthatgetsme: #space whore #continuity #this is how you do it pretty sure i keep reblogging this yeahhh I want this on my blog again

samandriel: At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me

samandriel: unamusedsloth: Day 77, no one suspects a thing. I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize

samandriel: destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down

samandriel: dumbledemort: What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films? Okay but Michael and Ralph

samandriel: knsth: the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

samandriel: srnokemeth: I’m not crying there’s just a school bus in my eye I JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO OF THIS 4 TIMES IN A ROW AND NOW I’M SITTING ON MY BED BAWLING MY EYES OUT

samandriel: do you know how many fake deaths i have dealt with this year SHERLOCK AKSKSLDOKD

samandriel: tommys-non-existent-ass: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead my teacher flipped here is video evidence “It’s really is 2012” hahahah STOP BEING DEAD RIGHT NOW!

samandriel: I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…

samandriel: sandkastledisko: kentmckellan: Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely Agreed Finally a photoset I can relate to

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: kendrajk: Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize. I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking

samandriel: dailydot:A Jihadist extremist told this female Lebanese news anchor to shut up, so she cut off his microphone.Karaki was interviewing Hani Al-Seba’i about the phenomenon of Christians joining Islamic groups like ISIS. Al-Seba’i is a Sunni

samandriel: destructionandmurder:gape-the-eternal:faithnocome on natural selection don’t let us down

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: tribblenauts: crazyboutfayz: his squint in the first gif is my favorite he’s like “did u hide it” This never gets old

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: videohall: This girl is insane, I think > It gets stranger and stranger as it goes. > Her neighbors must hate her. i understand nothing and yet i approve

samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

samandriel: If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.

samandriel: huntingapplepieinmyimpala: iownafandomblog: superwholockthecomic: kikibelge: keepcalmandkneelbeforeloki: hOW COuld YOU saY THAt JUST LOOK AT CAS WITH HIS PLATE I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY HE HAS A PLATE BUT OH MY GOD DEAN THIS IS WHY

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