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red-meds1990: princessfailureee: succ-my-pandas-dick: pr1nceshawn: People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken” yeah you can literally die from this but anyway I honestly can’t tell if people are stupid or trolling anymore…
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK
wahrsager: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! OMG I HAVE ALL OF THIS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW EXCEPT THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS FUCK Okay, so I just made this. It’s VERY floury. I also saved the butter
foeyedcurls: hwun: chiefsimba: pettyforyourthoughts: caylinemae: jadelust: maurypovichofficial: This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen Tbh lmfao I’m dying lmao I want to die E coli and salmonella everywhere
"Am I gonna get salmonella?" #stupid #eggyoke #protein #notverygood
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
bbwmargot:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
bondedwiththesea: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! I’ve got no school tomorrow…and everyone else in my family has school and work…there’s a giant bag of chocolate chips in the pantry… Nope
fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
misselesava: Salmonella? You’re an idiot. Yes.
kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
musicmandy39: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. THIS LOOKS AMAZING
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
zeroae: flutish: jloke: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
spyderqueen: keab42: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus, how
keab42: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus, how can I avoid
modestdemidov:kaibii:modestdemidov:there are actually people afraid of eating raw eggswhat is it like to live in fearof eggs people be like “omg salmonella!!” when in actuality the rate of salmonella in eggs is 1 in 30,000 eggs. i mean,raw eggs dont
goddamit-evry1: warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life Second. People sucks .
rockboci: I don’t know anything about the game except for what you’ve put on my dash but this seems like an accurate summary by salmonella
recipzees: when you’re making cookies, right before you pop em in the oven, do you ever just really want to eat the dough? then you do. then someone shouts at you about salmonella or some other disease and you sigh because cookie dough is jusT
theskeletonsareafterme: warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life they’re trying to stop you.
salmonella??
adurot:hbreckel: thelastsworld:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
dreamer7149: gamzeemakarasober: keepcalmbutpanicatthedisco: missachickapea: karkat-in-the-tardis: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! lets be honest nobody ever thought ‘hmm i might get salmonella’
coolchicksfromhistory: A 1963 photograph of laboratorian Gail Wathen performing an examination of an agar culture Petri dish inoculated with Salmonella typhi and typed using bacteriophage methods.
redandpointy: corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge
curiousobsession101:walks-the-ages:curiousobsession101:absolutely-feral:starlightomatic:c3rvida3:The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that’s just RUINED now. sorry the what now?This is per
whetstonefires:salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, ‘this is what Batman villain The Penguin’s dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.’
jaclcfrost: yes i take risks. cookie dough has raw eggs. cake batter has raw eggs. brownie batter has raw eggs. but do i give a frick? no. i eat them. they could have salmonella because of those raw eggs, but do i give a frick? no. i do not. i give like
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
recent studies have shown that pet frogs carry Salmonella and can make ppl extremely sick. experts say that one simple way to avoid the bacteria is to simply NOT buy your kids pet frogs.
fandom-incs-mother: fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA actually no. each egg you used has a 1/70,000 chance of holding salmonella. so the odds are in your favor unless you have consumed more
salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:
fandom-incs-mother: fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:Who wore it better?
fandom-incs-mother: fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA Hahaha princess!!
